If Erin Andrews were 15 lbs heavier, she'd be a waitress

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If Erin Andrews were 15 lbs heavier, she'd be a waitress

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She'd also be more appealing.
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Highly offensive to waitress', Ms. Andrews perhaps used to be a waitress before she slept her way onto television
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dwcmwa wrote:She'd also be more appealing.
Still wouldn't fix her face.... which is not appealing at all.
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If offered the opportunity, not a single one of you guys would avoid her wet pussy. Unless you like penis of course.
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Robceltsfan wrote:If offered the opportunity, not a single one of you guys would avoid her wet pussy. Unless you like penis of course.
I'd turn it down. Not into her at all.
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y2ktors wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:If offered the opportunity, not a single one of you guys would avoid her wet pussy. Unless you like penis of course.
I'd turn it down. Not into her at all.
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Wasnt it somebody on the old boards who said that her getting caught naked on video was all staged by her?
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I just don't believe there are guys on here who wouldn't dip. There's a whole lot of shit talkers on here with alleged standards regarding women that either suggest they are rich, male models.........or never getting laid.
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Robceltsfan wrote:
y2ktors wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:If offered the opportunity, not a single one of you guys would avoid her wet pussy. Unless you like penis of course.
I'd turn it down. Not into her at all.
Damn lies...
Not that type of guy. Not into blondes really but I'd do a few for sure. I love Latin women.
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Erin Andrews is around a 7.5 without makeup, airbrushes, etc...

Sometimes I think you all don't get outside enough. I can literally walk down the street downtown from my office in Minny and bump into a better looking woman on my way to my car.

Besides, you don't really know her personality and mind, which is the most important and valued quality females should have to us as males.

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I'd nail her now but Idk if she was heavy I prob wouldn't
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Bush4Ever wrote:Erin Andrews is around a 7.5 without makeup, airbrushes, etc...

Sometimes I think you all don't get outside enough. I can literally walk down the street downtown from my office in Minny and bump into a better looking woman on my way to my car.

Besides, you don't really know her personality and mind, which is the most important and valued quality females should have to us as males.

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The last part is most important to me...seriously. I dig Julie Bowen a lot.
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elmouse03 wrote:Wasnt it somebody on the old boards who said that her getting caught naked on video was all staged by her?

Initially, I was one of those who thought that.

It's not like we haven't seen it before...
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y2ktors wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote:Erin Andrews is around a 7.5 without makeup, airbrushes, etc...

Sometimes I think you all don't get outside enough. I can literally walk down the street downtown from my office in Minny and bump into a better looking woman on my way to my car.

Besides, you don't really know her personality and mind, which is the most important and valued quality females should have to us as males.

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The last part is most important to me...seriously. I dig Julie Bowen a lot.
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y2ktors wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote:Erin Andrews is around a 7.5 without makeup, airbrushes, etc...

Sometimes I think you all don't get outside enough. I can literally walk down the street downtown from my office in Minny and bump into a better looking woman on my way to my car.

Besides, you don't really know her personality and mind, which is the most important and valued quality females should have to us as males.

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The last part is most important to me...seriously. I dig Julie Bowen a lot.

Whenever I see her, she seems really annoying.

And she needs to eat a sandwich.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
y2ktors wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote:Erin Andrews is around a 7.5 without makeup, airbrushes, etc...

Sometimes I think you all don't get outside enough. I can literally walk down the street downtown from my office in Minny and bump into a better looking woman on my way to my car.

Besides, you don't really know her personality and mind, which is the most important and valued quality females should have to us as males.

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The last part is most important to me...seriously. I dig Julie Bowen a lot.

Whenever I see her, she seems really annoying.

And she needs to eat a sandwich.

Julie Bowen is very "pretty". She's Sandra Bullock in blonde.

The entire female cast of Modern Family is quite fuckable.

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I don't find Sandra Bullock very attractive. I find Bowen to be a lot more attractive than her.
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The girl who works the front desk at my gym looks better.
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Just skipping the comments because I saw the "p" word and it skeeved me out.

Erin is quick on her toes (an important skill necessary for someone in her field) and seems to be able to carry a conversation with most anyone. To me, her looks from the neck up are not all that impressive but she does have a great figure, I'll give her that. She is a bit over the top for me in terms of personality, but she probably had to be that way to land a spot on the field on Saturdays. She comes off as gutsy and punchy - not bad qualities to have in a male-dominated industry. This is me looking past the fact that she is a Gator...

As an aside, I think Samantha Ponder takes the cake in terms of personable, bright, attractive reporters. She seems like a great girl and is extremely likeable.
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