My best friend is moving to Orlando

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My best friend is moving to Orlando

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And based on what he's told me, it's only because he wants to get Magic season tickets.

I need Artman to give my dude some tips. Restaurants, strip clubs, etc.
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Max wrote:And based on what he's told me, it's only because he wants to get Magic season tickets.

I need Artman to give my dude some tips. Restaurants, strip clubs, etc.

Why go to strip clubs when you can get the Bravo network with basic cable in Orlando.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Max wrote:And based on what he's told me, it's only because he wants to get Magic season tickets.

I need Artman to give my dude some tips. Restaurants, strip clubs, etc.

Why go to strip clubs when you can get the Bravo network with basic cable in Orlando.
Artman watches Bravo at the strip club, while getting a lap dance for free.

#abedestroyedagainlol
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Max wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Max wrote:And based on what he's told me, it's only because he wants to get Magic season tickets.

I need Artman to give my dude some tips. Restaurants, strip clubs, etc.

Why go to strip clubs when you can get the Bravo network with basic cable in Orlando.
Artman watches Bravo at the strip club, while getting a lap dance for free.

#abedestroyedagainlol


damn. Artman destroys me every time. He's pretty awesome.
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So your friend is going to a second rate city to see a third rate team? Perhaps he needs drug counseling
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NotAgain wrote:So your friend is going to a second rate city to see a third rate team? Perhaps he needs drug counseling
Yeah... Pretty much what I said. He only plans on going for 6-12 months though. He started a business after school that took off, so he has a lot of cash and time. If he wants to spend that time/$ going to Orlando, that cool, I guess.
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My condolences.
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Max wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Max wrote:And based on what he's told me, it's only because he wants to get Magic season tickets.

I need Artman to give my dude some tips. Restaurants, strip clubs, etc.

Why go to strip clubs when you can get the Bravo network with basic cable in Orlando.
Artman watches Bravo at the strip club, while getting a lap dance for free.

#abedestroyedagainlol
Wow. That is some serious ownage. Hope Abe can recover.
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