How you gon give a grown ass man one rinky-dink container of salsa

[lettherebehouse]

I’m ova here tryna straight manhandle a breakfast burrito, and this Armenian skank only gives me one pussass container like that’s suppose to do something.

I feel like i got punk’d by Ashton Kutcher but in the end shame on me for not double checking the bag.

Everyone knows you get 2 minimum, industry standards. Well almost everyone, not these fkn Armenian mothafawkas.

[Alex_Murphy]

I’m ova here tryna straight manhandle a breakfast burrito, and this Armenian skank only gives me one pussass container like that’s suppose to do something.

I feel like i got punk’d by Ashton Kutcher but in the end shame on me for not double checking the bag.

Everyone knows you get 2 minimum, industry standards. Well almost everyone, not these fkn Armenian mothafawkas.

armenians are like jews they are shiesty af. stop getting your breakfast in glendale or burbank and shit and start in silverlake.

[LNS]

What kinda breakfast burrito?

[lettherebehouse]

I’m ova here tryna straight manhandle a breakfast burrito, and this Armenian skank only gives me one pussass container like that’s suppose to do something.

I feel like i got punk’d by Ashton Kutcher but in the end shame on me for not double checking the bag.

Everyone knows you get 2 minimum, industry standards. Well almost everyone, not these fkn Armenian mothafawkas.

armenians are like jews they are shiesty af. stop getting your breakfast in glendale or burbank and shit and start in silverlake.

Good point. All i had to do was go south on San Fernando Rd and I’d be in straight beanerville with the good food at least. But no, I went north more towards civilization which isn’t even the real Glendale, it’s like the Glendale border where I thought there’d still be some remnants of raza azteca. Nope. Cheap bastards!

I got punk’d!

[Alex_Murphy]

What kinda breakfast burrito?

a dry ass one apparently

[lettherebehouse]

What kinda breakfast burrito?

Oh yeah, they couldn’t even get my order right. Basic bacon breakfast burrito. Apparently in Armenia, bacon means sausage. Threw it away halfway through after my one salsa ran out on me.

Fuck the entire continent of Armenia, fuck Glendale, fuck every dry cleaners and cigar shop they own including their rug stores with their alladin fuckin displays even though he ain’t armenian. Hope it all catches fire and ends them, entirely.

Spoiler:

except for Kim she could still get the rug work if you know what im sayin full banderas

[Shill Jackson]

As much as volume of salsa, I’m always pissed when it’s weak-ass salsa that barely stings. At a Mexican food joint.
WTF are they thinking!?

[Dorian]

Always lol when cheapskate fucks try and charge extra for a second basket of chips. Not happening, Marco.