Will you give your life to Jesus if I am right about Rapture/Tribulation?

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I hope all my time here will lead you to the truth. Horrible times are coming. Turn to Jesus.
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shut up already. it’s only horrible for you because you live in kuhreah
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Alex_Murphy wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 11:04 pm shut up already. it’s only horrible for you because you live in kuhreah
You'll find out.
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If there was a God, and he chose to send a shepherd to AG, he wouldn't send a piece of shit like you. Just saying.
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The idea of a rapture as it is currently defined is not found in historic Christianity, and is a relatively recent doctrine originating from the 1830s. The term is used frequently among fundamentalist theologians in the United States.
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Shill Jackson wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 12:23 am The idea of a rapture as it is currently defined is not found in historic Christianity, and is a relatively recent doctrine originating from the 1830s. The term is used frequently among fundamentalist theologians in the United States.
That's wrong. The nonsense about Darby creating the pre-trib in the 1800's is bogus. Some early church fathers did talk about a pre-trib rapture.

I am not 100% sold on a pre-trib rapture though, and I've said this before. I hope there is, but it could come at mid-tribulation, pre-wrath or post. But I favor pre-trib the most.
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_Vcsgrizzfan_ wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 12:01 am If there was a God, and he chose to send a shepherd to AG, he wouldn't send a piece of shit like you. Just saying.
Maybe if God sent King David himself...you know, the "man of God's own heart". The man who watched Uriah's wife Bathsheba shower on her rooftop...the one who slept with her then order her husband to the front lines of war to be killed so he wouldn't be found out, the one who had concubines?

Could he made you believe better than I?
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Stop with the Jesus, God nonsense.
How old are you?
You still believe in this stupidity?
Holy fucking shit man.
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elartman1973 wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:38 am Stop with the Jesus, God nonsense.
How old are you?
You still believe in this stupidity?
Holy fucking shit man.
It's all coming to a head. Soon.
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If the rapture happens isn’t it already too late at that point anyway? IIRC you’re stuck on earth fighting against a demon army or some shit. I mean it’d be hard not to believe at that point.
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ElJorge wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:20 am If the rapture happens isn’t it already too late at that point anyway? IIRC you’re stuck on earth fighting against a demon army or some shit. I mean it’d be hard not to believe at that point.
It's not over yet! Our God is one of second chances. Even after the rapture there’s still hope but that second chance may come with a heavy price. During the tribulation you can still reject the mark of the beast and place your faith in Jesus for salvation-- but it may cost you your life.

Right now in this Age of Grace you can freely accept Jesus' sacrifice for your sins. during the tribulation standing firm might mean facing persecution andeven death for refusing the mark and choosing Christ.
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CleveTown™ wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 8:46 am
ElJorge wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:20 am If the rapture happens isn’t it already too late at that point anyway? IIRC you’re stuck on earth fighting against a demon army or some shit. I mean it’d be hard not to believe at that point.
It's not over yet! Our God is one of second chances. Even after the rapture there’s still hope but that second chance may come with a heavy price. During the tribulation you can still reject the mark of the beast and place your faith in Jesus for salvation-- but it may cost you your life.

Right now in this Age of Grace you can freely accept Jesus' sacrifice for your sins. during the tribulation standing firm might mean facing persecution andeven death for refusing the mark and choosing Christ.
Well in the meantime I’ll just wait it out.
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Cleve the trib happened in the first century during the persecution of Christian’s by Nero and the Roman invasion of Judea under Vespasian.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 9:28 am Cleve the trib happened in the first century during the persecution of Christian’s by Nero and the Roman invasion of Judea under Vespasian.
you know you and I aren't changing our minds, on both sides of this matter brother.

Remember I said, in Heaven you owe me a coffee if I was right, and Ill get yours if you were right. :suds:
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CleveTown™ wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 10:57 amRemember I said, in Heaven you owe me a coffee if I was right, and Ill get yours if you were right.
Arguably the gayest shit I’ve ever read on AG…

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ElJorge wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 11:01 am
CleveTown™ wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 10:57 amRemember I said, in Heaven you owe me a coffee if I was right, and Ill get yours if you were right.
Arguably the gayest shit I’ve ever read on AG…

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In heaven, everything is joyful. A cup of coffee between friends will be the best thing ever in comparison to anything we did on earth.

I believe we will be filled with joy (actually the bible says this) in Heaven. I don't know how to compare it, but imagine a joyful "high" (I don't want to liken it to drugs, but maybe you'd draw those comparisons) forever.

We will be elated and our spirits overflowing and brimming with happiness that you can feel. There is no sadness, no depression nothing painful in Heaven, so the inverse of that is pure joy, and I mean God-given 100% unfiltered JOY.

You can't even fathom how good it will be.
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You sound like an ex druggie desperate for a fix. I don’t mind the religious talk from an academic standpoint, or even philosophically. But when you fag out over how happy heaven will make you it’s beyond cringe.

“imagine a joyful ‘high’… forever.”

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ElJorge wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 11:12 am You sound like an ex druggie desperate for a fix. I don’t mind the religious talk from an academic standpoint, or even philosophically. But when you fag out over how happy heaven will make you it’s beyond cringe.

“imagine a joyful ‘high’… forever.”

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CleveTown™ wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 3:36 am
Shill Jackson wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 12:23 am The idea of a rapture as it is currently defined is not found in historic Christianity, and is a relatively recent doctrine originating from the 1830s. The term is used frequently among fundamentalist theologians in the United States.
That's wrong. The nonsense about Darby creating the pre-trib in the 1800's is bogus. Some early church fathers did talk about a pre-trib rapture.

I am not 100% sold on a pre-trib rapture though, and I've said this before. I hope there is, but it could come at mid-tribulation, pre-wrath or post. But I favor pre-trib the most.
It’s right, and it’s primarily an American thing. You don’t hear about it much in Europe.
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CleveTown™ wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 11:23 am
ElJorge wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2024 11:12 am You sound like an ex druggie desperate for a fix. I don’t mind the religious talk from an academic standpoint, or even philosophically. But when you fag out over how happy heaven will make you it’s beyond cringe.

“imagine a joyful ‘high’… forever.”

-flaccid Dan

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