Fucking Christ. Toddlers are such cock blocks.

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Fucking Christ. Toddlers are such cock blocks.

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I don’t know why I’m posting this, right now I’m waiting for my 3 year old to go to bed cause she’s in a weird stage where she refuses to fall asleep in her room by herself, so I can go fuck my wife and get the hawk tuah.

What a life

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When I was growing up my parents gave us a hot toddy.

It's regrettably consider a parental faux pas or "abuse" today.
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 9:17 pm When I was growing up my parents gave us a hot toddy.

It's regrettably consider a parental faux pas or "abuse" today.
Whut? I’m legit confused. You had a pass to give your parents to go fuck? Or am I not understanding this correctly?
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Titan18 wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 9:22 pm Whut? I’m legit confused. You had a pass to give your parents to go fuck? Or am I not understanding this correctly?
My parents gave us a hot toddy to get us to go asleep as infants.
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 9:24 pm
Titan18 wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 9:22 pm Whut? I’m legit confused. You had a pass to give your parents to go fuck? Or am I not understanding this correctly?
My parents gave us a hot toddy to get us to go asleep as infants.
Okay now I get it :lol:

It’s a pretty great idea
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Put a little NyQuil in the Kool-Aid and trust me

I don’t even have kids and I know that works
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Boring Abe story alert

She went to bed and it was a good night

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Titan18 wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 11:37 pm Boring Abe story alert

She went to bed and it was a good night

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Titan18 wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 11:37 pm Boring Abe story alert

She went to bed and it was a good night

:dirk:
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To bad the ole lady was not having her period.
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Da Stars. wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2024 10:32 am To bad the ole lady was not having her period.
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 9:24 pm
Titan18 wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 9:22 pm Whut? I’m legit confused. You had a pass to give your parents to go fuck? Or am I not understanding this correctly?
My parents gave us a hot toddy to get us to go asleep as infants.
Same here :lol:
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Da Stars. wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2024 10:32 am To bad the ole lady was not having her period.
This is why we can’t have nice things, guys.


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it doesnt get better in regards to the cock blocking just to let you know
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Bruh ain't that the truth.
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