So Meg The Stallion is fuckin Torrey Craig

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Of all the NBA ballers out there, this is who you let slide up in that?

Torrey’s mid af and like in his mid 30s.

I don’t get it

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She’s 29. Ain’t no spring chicken either.
Considering most ballers go for white chicks, and generally short ones, she’s probably happy.
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Who is fuckin who?
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She’s a wretched woman

But

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Titan18 wrote: Thu Aug 29, 2024 12:54 pm She’s a wretched woman

But

Image

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Her name throws me off for some reason. A stallion is a male horse that still has its cock… so why the FUCK is she calling herself a stallion???

But with that minor gripe outta the way I’d still smash and most likely fail to satisfy her.
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ElJorge wrote: Thu Aug 29, 2024 1:25 pm Her name throws me off for some reason. A stallion is a male horse that still has its cock… so why the FUCK is she calling herself a stallion???

But with that minor gripe outta the way I’d still smash and most likely fail to satisfy her.
Might be on to something, good thing i never rubbed one out to her.
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ElJorge wrote: Thu Aug 29, 2024 1:25 pm Her name throws me off for some reason. A stallion is a male horse that still has its cock… so why the FUCK is she calling herself a stallion???
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Bad look for Megan. The fact that she’s settling for a journeyman barely making $2 million a year shows that she’s on the wrong side of The Wall.

She should be fucking Ant-Man or Wemby, or even be Lebron or Steph’s side piece. Buy Torrey Craig?

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I cant imagine shes looked at as a catch for a player with great value.
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zombiesonics wrote: Thu Aug 29, 2024 2:34 pm Bad look for Megan. The fact that she’s settling for a journeyman barely making $2 million a year shows that she’s on the wrong side of The Wall.

She should be fucking Ant-Man or Wemby, or even be Lebron or Steph’s side piece. Buy Torrey Craig?

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Yeah man so no homo I start looking at multiple angles and facials that Craig has available online, and I’m not seeing it. What made him stand out? If it’s good D well that can be found anywhere no homo just keepin it a buck. I mean, he’s basically Tracy Mcgrady minus being Tracy Mcgrady.
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House what insurance on lipstick alley. For you to survive there you must have keen insight into the black wimans psyche.
Ps. How are lebrons bastard kids by Shannon reed and the hair dresser doing? The Shannon reed kid should be 14 years old.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Sat Aug 31, 2024 1:38 am House what insurance on lipstick alley. For you to survive there you must have keen insight into the black wimans psyche.
Ps. How are lebrons bastard kids by Shannon reed and the hair dresser doing? The Shannon reed kid should be 14 years old.
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