I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
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I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
Explain to me what’s the god damn appeal of camping? How did we evolve to this point of human development for me to go tough it out with bears, snakes, mosquitoes, and no a/c or TV?
You fkn weirdos eating berries and shit picked off some animal piss soaked tree. I’m finna microwave me some lasagna and Texas Toast and watch some Judge Judy, bitches.
zOWNED!
You fkn weirdos eating berries and shit picked off some animal piss soaked tree. I’m finna microwave me some lasagna and Texas Toast and watch some Judge Judy, bitches.
zOWNED!
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Re: I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
Its scenic. Better to buy a house in the woods like I did, to get the best of both worlds.
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Re: I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
There isn't, and its a dumb concept, even on theoretical grounds.
Walking/hiking in the woods? Great.
Living in the woods? Sounds nice.
Spending my limited vacation time pretending I'm homeless, but not *too* homeless? Dumb.
Walking/hiking in the woods? Great.
Living in the woods? Sounds nice.
Spending my limited vacation time pretending I'm homeless, but not *too* homeless? Dumb.
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Nah, i had a friend who had a place in the woods. Everytime you stepped out you were swarmed by bugs...I prefer a nice clean yard with just a few trees...Looks better tooUncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:14 pm Its scenic. Better to buy a house in the woods like I did, to get the best of both worlds.
I can chill on my deck without some weird ass shit landing on my face
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I do have bugs outdoors, especially at night, but it’s definitely worth it for the scenery and feeling like you’re in a forest. It’s tranquil. It depends what the woods look like. I’m surrounded by towering pine trees, at the top of a hill. Never leaving.Thedictator wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:22 pmNah, i had a friend who had a place in the woods. Everytime you stepped out you were swarmed by bugs...I prefer a nice clean yard with just a few trees...Looks better tooUncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:14 pm Its scenic. Better to buy a house in the woods like I did, to get the best of both worlds.
I can chill on my deck without some weird ass shit landing on my face
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Re: I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
We go to the river a lot and hang out for the day… grill some hamburgers and all that. But we haven’t camped yet and TBH it’s not really my thing, but the wife and kids keep pushing for it.
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Re: I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
Camping when its hot out is low IQ shit.
Of course tgere are bugs.
Campibg should be a 65° and under activity.
Also. It's great for shrooming and such
Of course tgere are bugs.
Campibg should be a 65° and under activity.
Also. It's great for shrooming and such
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Probably got scars all over your face from caterpillar bites or some shit. Spiders the size of my hand making their way to your bed while you sleep with your mouth all fkn agape lol.Uncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:26 pmI do have bugs outdoors, especially at night, but it’s definitely worth it for the scenery and feeling like you’re in a forest. It’s tranquil. It depends what the woods look like. I’m surrounded by towering pine trees, at the top of a hill. Never leaving.Thedictator wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:22 pmNah, i had a friend who had a place in the woods. Everytime you stepped out you were swarmed by bugs...I prefer a nice clean yard with just a few trees...Looks better tooUncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:14 pm Its scenic. Better to buy a house in the woods like I did, to get the best of both worlds.
I can chill on my deck without some weird ass shit landing on my face
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Re: I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
Disconnecting from the technology is nice from time to time. Exploring new parts of the country, grill delicious food every meal with a few buddies, drinking, campgames, go kayaking on lakes, are throwing, shooting, dirt biking, small hikes. WA has very few bugs and low humidity so being outside ain't bad.
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Re: I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
Have you ever eaten fish that you just caught less than an hour ago.
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Of course lol. Bled out bonitos right on the deck of my buddy’s fishing boat off Catalina Island and rawdogged it sashimi style with a mango wasabi dip made from the homie’s wife (so damn good when that fresh). The beauty of it, I went back onto land that same night, took a shower, then laid on a comfortable bed in an air conditioned room with chilled af bedsheets & pillowcases as I doze off while watching Michael Douglas get his ass trolled in “The Game” all with some nice sloppy waiting for me as my morning wake up call before breakfast.
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there's amazing spiders all over my property. I took these picslettherebehouse wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:50 pmProbably got scars all over your face from caterpillar bites or some shit. Spiders the size of my hand making their way to your bed while you sleep with your mouth all fkn agape lol.Uncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:26 pmI do have bugs outdoors, especially at night, but it’s definitely worth it for the scenery and feeling like you’re in a forest. It’s tranquil. It depends what the woods look like. I’m surrounded by towering pine trees, at the top of a hill. Never leaving.Thedictator wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:22 pm
Nah, i had a friend who had a place in the woods. Everytime you stepped out you were swarmed by bugs...I prefer a nice clean yard with just a few trees...Looks better too
I can chill on my deck without some weird ass shit landing on my face
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bout to photo dump my neighborhood and some of its critters
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Re: I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
Uncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 9:25 pmthere's amazing spiders all over my property. I took these picslettherebehouse wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:50 pmProbably got scars all over your face from caterpillar bites or some shit. Spiders the size of my hand making their way to your bed while you sleep with your mouth all fkn agape lol.Uncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 6:26 pm
I do have bugs outdoors, especially at night, but it’s definitely worth it for the scenery and feeling like you’re in a forest. It’s tranquil. It depends what the woods look like. I’m surrounded by towering pine trees, at the top of a hill. Never leaving.
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My aunt has a campsite out in the boonies in a community where you own the plots. It’s a year round thing but she has a trailer stationed there with electric, ac, stove, frig etc... We’d essentially do fake camping with the fishing, grilling, fire, and lots of booze before passing out inside the air conditioned trailer with beds and sheets for the night. Had lots of good times there but haven’t been in about 5 years.
Was also a seedy strip club about 15 minutes away that I have many fond memories of but those stories are for another day.
Was also a seedy strip club about 15 minutes away that I have many fond memories of but those stories are for another day.
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Re: I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
Time to take House, Snipe hunting.
Re: I’m so sick & tired of beating around the bush on this subject but fuck it
I camp probably 50-75 nights a year and that’s a conservative estimate. It’s wild to me people spend so much time indoors
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its 72 degrees 24 hours a day year round in hawaii, its not the same thing. Ive been there many times, and outside is aways comfortable.
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