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[elartman1973]

Dont be one dimentional person

[_Vcsgrizzfan_]

The list of things in life that truly matter is very short.

[Da Stars.]

The list of things in life that truly matter is very short.

In my case, what matters tomorrow night is nothing in six months.

[Titan18]

If you have Boeing stock you should have sold 5 years ago

[kobeunderbite]

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"

The father was furious.

DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"
SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"
SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.
"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I want to play with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.

We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Know the priorities in your life!

[lettherebehouse]

If you’re a whistleblower for Boeing, get your estate in order.

[Da Stars.]

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"

The father was furious.

DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"
SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"
SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.
"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I want to play with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.

We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Know the priorities in your life!

So true, and God bless.

[PhutureDynasty]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

One of my personal favorites.

[Uncontroversial]

Advise to artman is to consider that family will be going through your room when you die, and finding all your pocket pussies, silicon asses and foot porn collection. You might want to clean up if you care about the final impression you will make.

Or lose some weight so you survive a little longer. Get rid of those 40 pound briskets hanging off your chest.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Advise to artman is to consider that family will be going through your room when you die, and finding all your pocket pussies, silicon asses and foot porn collection. You might want to clean up if you care about the final impression you will make.

Or lose some weight so you survive a little longer. Get rid of those 40 pound briskets hanging off your chest.

[elartman1973]

As predicted...morons are always morons

[Alex_Murphy]

As predicted...morons are always morons

Dude he owned you so bad.

[Bush4Ever.]

I can absolutely see myself on my death bed, surrounded (hopefully) by my loved ones, saying "I wish I had spent more time arguing about who the greatest basketball player of all-time is on the internet".

[AlaskaHawks]

FBGM

[Havlicekstealsit]

Put the phones down and close the laptops and go take a walk outside.

[PhutureDynasty]

Put the phones down and close the laptops and go take a walk outside.

[lettherebehouse]

Put the phones down and close the laptops and go take a walk outside.

What if “outside” was an overcast day in Flint, MI?

[Alex_Murphy]

Don’t bet on the sixers

[elmouse03]

Life is like a box of chocolates.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Vote your conscious.
Something something something dark side.
At first you don't succeed. Keep on sucking till you do.

[Shill Jackson]

Put the phones down and close the laptops and go take a walk outside.

What if “outside” was an overcast day in Flint, MI?

Just don’t drink the water