Shaq sells Orlando dump
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Shaq sells Orlando dump
Had to take a 60% discount just to unload it from his original asking price lol
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Tourist part of town.Totally not even in Orlando, puto. Right near that Publix. Over your melon heads.
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would sell for 6X more anywhere else, but orlando is literally a swamp. Here is his house on its nasty asss orlando land

no wonder he had to practically give it away and it took him ages. And no wonder he has been outta there for years.

no wonder he had to practically give it away and it took him ages. And no wonder he has been outta there for years.
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No..tourist dont go anywhere near there...its on the butler chain of lakes..something tourists dont know anything about...and overloaded with mansions and multimillionaires and super private exclusive neighborhoods....Havlicekstealsit wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:10 pm Tourist part of town, puto. Right near that Publix. Over your melon heads.
A man selling his house in a city he doesnt live in anymore is where your desperate obsession has taken you losers?
Holy shit you're pathetic
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Those are some nasty looking treesUncontroversial wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:16 pm would sell for 6X more anywhere else, but orlando is literally a swamp. Here is his house on its nasty asss orlando land
no wonder he had to practically give it away and it took him ages. And no wonder he has been outta there for years.
They look very unhealthy similar to Artman
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Someone doesnt know what Spanish moss is
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No cap that does look awful. Imagine walking out your back door and you're greeted with actual swamp land with alligators and shit everywhere lolUncontroversial wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:16 pm would sell for 6X more anywhere else, but orlando is literally a swamp. Here is his house on its nasty asss orlando land
no wonder he had to practically give it away and it took him ages. And no wonder he has been outta there for years.
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water looks like a sewer. Like artman opened his bowels in there. Trees all dead, .Probably trillions of mosquitos everywhere. Gross shit dying in the pool every night. Miserable year round humidity. A house that size selling for just $11 million says it all. In Austin, a house with that construction would be $75 million.
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Sweatman angry another celeb is like fuck Orlando I'm out lol
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It's a lake dumbass...LeBronMonsterDunk wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:22 pmNo cap that does look awful. Imagine walking out your back door and you're greeted with actual swamp land with alligators and shit everywhere lolUncontroversial wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:16 pm would sell for 6X more anywhere else, but orlando is literally a swamp. Here is his house on its nasty asss orlando land
no wonder he had to practically give it away and it took him ages. And no wonder he has been outta there for years.
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Some people trying way too hard...
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One where if you swim in it or your kids they could die, dead trees and mosquitos...ouchie!elartman1973 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:35 pmIt's a lake dumbass...LeBronMonsterDunk wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:22 pmNo cap that does look awful. Imagine walking out your back door and you're greeted with actual swamp land with alligators and shit everywhere lolUncontroversial wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:16 pm would sell for 6X more anywhere else, but orlando is literally a swamp. Here is his house on its nasty asss orlando land
no wonder he had to practically give it away and it took him ages. And no wonder he has been outta there for years.
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Clueless...Thedictator wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 10:09 pmOne where if you swim in it or your kids they could die, dead trees and mosquitos...ouchie!elartman1973 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:35 pmIt's a lake dumbass...LeBronMonsterDunk wrote: ↑Thu Apr 21, 2022 9:22 pm
No cap that does look awful. Imagine walking out your back door and you're greeted with actual swamp land with alligators and shit everywhere lol
Everyone swims in those lakes...they are very popular....its a chain of 7 lakes
You know nothing about florida wildlife
And theres no dead trees
How desperate are you?
You're literally inventing stupid shit
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"evergreens" shouldnt be brown
maybe cubanos would swim in, and probably drink that water. They also have sex with farm animals. Fact.
Here is Austin's Lake Travis:


now thats a motherfuckin lake!

compare to the best money can buy in Shitlando:

its no wonder floridians are flocking here in droves
maybe cubanos would swim in, and probably drink that water. They also have sex with farm animals. Fact.
Here is Austin's Lake Travis:


now thats a motherfuckin lake!

compare to the best money can buy in Shitlando:

its no wonder floridians are flocking here in droves
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Shaq's house isnt even the biggest house on the block...
This house is worth at least 3 times more and is still under construction

The little houses in the back are all shaq's house price range
Lol at thinking that shaq's house is the best Orlando has to offer...not even remotely close...and we arent even including the older historic castles in beautiful winter park in the canals and gorgeous lakes where you can tour....tourist dont know shit about it..yes over your heads
Lush as fuck.. unlike texas or California









Lol at you losers calling these swamps...fucking idiots
Nobody gives a fuck about Shaqs house
Ouchie
This house is worth at least 3 times more and is still under construction

The little houses in the back are all shaq's house price range
Lol at thinking that shaq's house is the best Orlando has to offer...not even remotely close...and we arent even including the older historic castles in beautiful winter park in the canals and gorgeous lakes where you can tour....tourist dont know shit about it..yes over your heads
Lush as fuck.. unlike texas or California









Lol at you losers calling these swamps...fucking idiots
Nobody gives a fuck about Shaqs house
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Another run down, abandoned dump. Look at the pool:elartman1973 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 12:58 am Shaq's house isnt even the biggest house on the block...
This house is worth at least 3 times more
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Feels like a certain lonely terrible taste in music and art Texas loser hew is getting triggered and I don't even need to open his posts to know it
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