Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yesterday
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Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yesterday
ROCHESTER, MN—Having repeatedly apologized for incidents such as accidentally brushing up against other people on the train, stepping aside in an elevator, and reaching for the same coffee mug as a colleague at work, local 24-year-old Katie Simpson was overheard saying “sorry” nearly 120 different times yesterday, sources reported. “Sorry,” Simpson said softly under her breath Wednesday morning while walking past a coworker in the hallway, an occurrence that would be repeated 17 more times throughout the course of the day. “Sorry, sorry.” Sources also confirmed Simpson said “sorry” yesterday on at least two occasions while bumping into an inanimate object.
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
Artman doesn't know the Onion is satirical?
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
Kobeunderbite doesnt know this thread is satiricalkobeunderbite wrote:Artman doesn't know the Onion is satirical?
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
Out of the thousands of The Onion articles to choose from... you choose THAT one?
There are so many better ones. That site is pretty darn good.
There are so many better ones. That site is pretty darn good.
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
Consider yourself lucky..it was in your honorAbeVigodaLive wrote:Out of the thousands of The Onion articles to choose from... you choose THAT one?
There are so many better ones. That site is pretty darn good.
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
elartman1973 wrote:Consider yourself lucky..it was in your honorAbeVigodaLive wrote:Out of the thousands of The Onion articles to choose from... you choose THAT one?
There are so many better ones. That site is pretty darn good.
Because as a Minnesotan, I am overly polite? Because I am desperate to read anything provincial?
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
What a worthless thread
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe you might block every shot."
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
OkAbeVigodaLive wrote:elartman1973 wrote:Consider yourself lucky..it was in your honorAbeVigodaLive wrote:Out of the thousands of The Onion articles to choose from... you choose THAT one?
There are so many better ones. That site is pretty darn good.
Because as a Minnesotan, I am overly polite? Because I am desperate to read anything provincial?
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
Ok then..would you bang the chick in the op?AlaskaHawks wrote:What a worthless thread
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
As long as she said she was sorry.elartman1973 wrote:Ok then..would you bang the chick in the op?AlaskaHawks wrote:What a worthless thread
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
She has kinda a skinnier Lena Dunham thing going on...
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You into that?AbeVigodaLive wrote:She has kinda a skinnier Lena Dunham thing going on...
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
lol.AlaskaHawks wrote:As long as she said she was sorry.elartman1973 wrote:Ok then..would you bang the chick in the op?AlaskaHawks wrote:What a worthless thread
art, what was the purpose of this thread?
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What is the purpose of any thread?town bidness wrote:lol.AlaskaHawks wrote:As long as she said she was sorry.elartman1973 wrote: Ok then..would you bang the chick in the op?
art, what was the purpose of this thread?
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
well arturo, that is determined by the author naturally.elartman1973 wrote:What is the purpose of any thread?town bidness wrote:lol.AlaskaHawks wrote: As long as she said she was sorry.
art, what was the purpose of this thread?
now that i have demonstrated to you how to answer a direct question... how about you try? were you foolishly trying to "bait" abe because you are a masochist or is there some other reason?
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
notown bidness wrote:well arturo, that is determined by the author naturally.elartman1973 wrote:What is the purpose of any thread?town bidness wrote: lol.
art, what was the purpose of this thread?
now that i have demonstrated to you how to answer a direct question... how about you try? were you foolishly trying to "bait" abe because you are a masochist or is there some other reason?
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
ah so you're just an airhead. thank you for confirming.elartman1973 wrote:notown bidness wrote:well arturo, that is determined by the author naturally.elartman1973 wrote: What is the purpose of any thread?
now that i have demonstrated to you how to answer a direct question... how about you try? were you foolishly trying to "bait" abe because you are a masochist or is there some other reason?
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
is this what Minnesotans look like? emo weirdo, asexual types? Abe?
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Re: Sweet Minnesota girl said "I'm sorry", 118 times yester
Don't diss on his gal pal, bro.CleveTown™ wrote:is this what Minnesotans look like? emo weirdo, asexual types? Abe?
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"I'm just 'bout that action, boss"
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