Who would be the worst poster to be stuck with on an elevator?

[americaninfidel]

Excluding leoss, who I'm assuming would be a runaway #1.

[Bush4Ever.]

Just for logistical reasons, Artman.

His fat and gigantic bosoms would like smush me into the wall and rub against me nonstop.

It would be the "guard the old, fat sweaty guy in basketball" effect, but times 100.

[Shill Jackson]

Cleve. He’d smell like ranch and cheap cheese.
But Leoss would be first.

[americaninfidel]

Just for logistical reasons, Artman.

His fat and gigantic bosoms would like smush me into the wall and rub against me nonstop.

It would be the "guard the old, fat sweaty guy in basketball" effect, but times 100.

I think Arty might be my choice too. Not only for the reasons you mention (limited space) but that dude has got to smell bad.

[Robceltsfan]

I'm going with TDK or one of his alter-egos/brethren like dwc or dorianro.

Mental instability is a scary thing.

[elartman1973]

Just for logistical reasons, Artman.

His fat and gigantic bosoms would like smush me into the wall and rub against me nonstop.

It would be the "guard the old, fat sweaty guy in basketball" effect, but times 100.

How old are you?

[vcsgrizzfan]

I'm going with TDK or one of his alter-egos/brethren like dwc or dorianro.

Mental instability is a scary thing.

I think it depends for how long the elevator is broken. TDK is a great answer if it's broken for a long period of time. God that would get old fast.

I'd be okay with Artie. It would be interesting to talk to him to try to figure out just how fucked up and autistic he really is. And he's pretty harmless even though he blathers on and on.

I'd be scared if ripper was the one. He's probably carrying three guns and if he loses his shit because he's claustrophobic, or just because..... YIKES.

[elartman1973]

Just for logistical reasons, Artman.

His fat and gigantic bosoms would like smush me into the wall and rub against me nonstop.

It would be the "guard the old, fat sweaty guy in basketball" effect, but times 100.

I think Arty might be my choice too. Not only for the reasons you mention (limited space) but that dude has got to smell bad.

I smell great all the time..cleanest poster on this board and I definitely dont look like I smell either..grow up

[vcsgrizzfan]

Just for logistical reasons, Artman.

His fat and gigantic bosoms would like smush me into the wall and rub against me nonstop.

It would be the "guard the old, fat sweaty guy in basketball" effect, but times 100.

How old are you?

You're the most consistently immature poster here Artie, so ya know... throwing stones and glass houses and all that.

[americaninfidel]

Artman is the obvious choice. Elevator could break.

Max would be the next worst. He'd stand uncomfortably close, and probably try cop a feel.

I almost excluded Arty as well; maybe I should have.

I've never gotten a weird feel (no pun intended) from Max though. But I'm sure you have your reasons.

[vegasfraud]

House. He's fat so he sweats a lot. He's also half Asian and they smell disgusting.

[elartman1973]

Just for logistical reasons, Artman.

His fat and gigantic bosoms would like smush me into the wall and rub against me nonstop.

It would be the "guard the old, fat sweaty guy in basketball" effect, but times 100.

How old are you?

You're the most consistently immature poster here Artie, so ya know... throwing stones and glass houses and all that.

Wrong..I dont make childish posts like you do

[TheSaboteur]

vcsgrizzfan beat me to it, but ripper easily. I would be terrified that he would be on his way to carry out a mass shooting and that he would decide to start with me as his first victim.

[kobeunderbite]

Artman because he's the kind of guy who you just know smells terrible, and he would be gross to look at.

[vcsgrizzfan]

How old are you?

You're the most consistently immature poster here Artie, so ya know... throwing stones and glass houses and all that.

Wrong..I dont make childish posts like you do

You have less self awareness than a rock Artie. And I'm not even trolling.

[americaninfidel]

I'm going with TDK or one of his alter-egos/brethren like dwc or dorianro.

Mental instability is a scary thing.

I think it depends for how long the elevator is broken. TDK is a great answer if it's broken for a long period of time. God that would get old fast.

I'd be okay with Artie. It would be interesting to talk to him to try to figure out just how fucked up and autistic he really is. And he's pretty harmless even though he blathers on and on.

I'd be scared if ripper was the one. He's probably carrying three guns and if he loses his shit because he's claustrophobic, or just because..... YIKES.

TDK is an interesting option. He would probably be the type of person to loudly say "When are they gonna get this thing FIXED?!" ever few minutes, as though anyone could answer him.

I don't think I'd be worried with ripper; I suspect he would be very quiet and to himself.

[CleveTown™]

Cleve. He’d smell like ranch and cheap cheese.
But Leoss would be first.

I havent ate ranch in a decade. you better believe one thing though. you'd be walking off that elevator a born again Christian when those doors opened.

[kobeunderbite]

TDK would fall asleep pretty quickly. I can see CleveTown being interesting to talk to.

[vcsgrizzfan]

I'm going with TDK or one of his alter-egos/brethren like dwc or dorianro.

Mental instability is a scary thing.

I think it depends for how long the elevator is broken. TDK is a great answer if it's broken for a long period of time. God that would get old fast.

I'd be okay with Artie. It would be interesting to talk to him to try to figure out just how fucked up and autistic he really is. And he's pretty harmless even though he blathers on and on.

I'd be scared if ripper was the one. He's probably carrying three guns and if he loses his shit because he's claustrophobic, or just because..... YIKES.

TDK is an interesting option. He would probably be the type of person to loudly say "When are they gonna get this thing FIXED?!" ever few minutes, as though anyone could answer him.

I don't think I'd be worried with ripper; I suspect he would be very quiet and to himself.

I wouldn't really be scared with ripper either. Just poking a little fun at him. But I do think he probably is packing a gun. But yeah, I think if you minded your own business, he'd just quietly wait patiently until it was fixed.

[americaninfidel]

Cleve. He’d smell like ranch and cheap cheese.
But Leoss would be first.

I havent ate ranch in a decade. you better believe one thing though. you'd be walking off that elevator a born again Christian when those doors opened.

Didn't you used to teach English? "I haven't ate"?

Everyone, if you ever meet a Korean who speaks horribly botched English, we know who to blame.

Love ya though, my BIC.