I'm sorry but I can't even sit through 10 seconds of a Billie Eilish song

[Alex_Murphy]

What the fuck.... This shit sucks

[denali4eva]

Who asked you to?

[Alex_Murphy]

Radio stations in the states don't play her shit... And the one time I heard her song it was as if the DJ was feeling it out to see how the audience responds, "call in tell us what you think". ... Nobody in the states likes her ... Her popularity is strictly from the UK because those euro cucks stuck in the 90s as far taste in music goes.

In a technical sense I'll break down her "talent" for you. her lyrics are laughable her rhyme scheme pattern is elementary. Literally a third grader could come up with her lyrics it's that cringy

[Alex_Murphy]

Her lyrics sound like she's been influenced by Dr. Seuss... Her hair color is actually reminiscent of Green eggs and Ham

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Literally industry plant. Just the new pop star for teenage girls. She'll be supplanted in a few years when the current teens grow out of her.

No point trying to argue this point either, just look at the comments on her YT videos.

[CleveTown™]

It's her pretentious way of singing that triggers me.

[Havlicekstealsit]

Who still listens to radio stations? Your car got a tape deck too?

[Alex_Murphy]

I'll never abandon Billie

She's trash. Real music fans in the US know what's up with good music and Billie Eilish ain't it.

[Alex_Murphy]

My farts sound better than her.

[Alex_Murphy]

Mariah Carey's song writing and singing talent at Billy age blows her away. No comparison ... In her prime Mariah Carey is probably one of the greatest singers and female songwriters of all time

[Alex_Murphy]

I'm not artman, not gonna just blindly argue with lazy trolling. Step it up, muzzie

White flag surrender ...all I had to do was bring up Mariah Carey's career and it shut you up. I'm pretty sure you don't want to go lyric for lyric Mariah in her prime vs Billy. You don't want to do that you're not artman but you're not that stupid either

[Alex_Murphy]

I bet I could seduce Billie Ellish with my hot Arabian breath... She seems like the type who would enjoy that kinda stank

[Titan18]

Cuckness

“This doesn’t trigger me”

Also cuckness

“I’m going to respond to any Billie criticism 75 times because I love her even though she’s 25 years younger than me”

[vegasfraud]

Can you sit through any female performers? I mean I can listen to Joplin but that's about it. This chick's voice isn't anything I haven't heard before

[Alex_Murphy]

Mariah:



Billie:

[Alex_Murphy]

Mariah:



Billie:

I specifically said "Mariah in her prime"...

[elartman1973]

I don't get triggered by this, her talent is no longer up for debate. Being unable to enjoy her music is a mental illness.

Her music is basic and geared toward that stupid audience..lol at you being part of the xanny, sucide, teen drinking and drugs audience...classic.
Her music is so shallow and predictable and empty due to not knowing shit and just adding lyrics to songs because "it sounded cool" instead of actually having meaning....
She's a face and gimmick and incredibly ugly

[CleveTown™]

I don't get triggered by this, her talent is no longer up for debate. Being unable to enjoy her music is a mental illness.

Her music is basic and geared toward that stupid audience..lol at you being part of the xanny, sucide, teen drinking and drugs audience...classic.
Her music is so shallow and predictable and empty due to not knowing shit and just adding lyrics to songs because "it sounded cool" instead of actually having meaning....
She's a face and gimmick and incredibly ugly

Her lyrics, melodies, vocal performances, emotion, groove, stylistic versatility are all elite qualities of her music that have made her a timeless legend at such a young age.

And she's only going to get better. There's literally 0 examples throughout history of a 16 year old creative genius that lost his or her touch at age 18. Or 20. Or 22.

Get ready for years and years of being triggered by her success and having to watch her sweep all the awards that your fav could never achieve

She'll be singing ****** music and featuring on rap albums dressing like a whore and have several "wardrobe malfunctions" by the age of 21.

[elartman1973]

I don't get triggered by this, her talent is no longer up for debate. Being unable to enjoy her music is a mental illness.

Her music is basic and geared toward that stupid audience..lol at you being part of the xanny, sucide, teen drinking and drugs audience...classic.
Her music is so shallow and predictable and empty due to not knowing shit and just adding lyrics to songs because "it sounded cool" instead of actually having meaning....
She's a face and gimmick and incredibly ugly

Her lyrics, melodies, vocal performances, emotion, groove, stylistic versatility are all elite qualities of her music that have made her a timeless legend at such a young age.

And she's only going to get better. There's literally 0 examples throughout history of a 16 year old creative genius that lost his or her touch at age 18. Or 20. Or 22.

Get ready for years and years of being triggered by her success and having to watch her sweep all the awards that your fav could never achieve

Yes there is...Buddy Holly....Richie Valens
Ian McKay and several others including Elvis
Get your head out of you fucking ass...her shits all the same and not versatile. It all falls under the same blanket and its all based on nothing..her music has no heart or soul backing it up as she admitted...her lyrics have little means they just "sound cool"

[Bush4Ever.]

Artie, who is your favorite musical artist of the most recent era?