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Elizabeth Hurley still looks doable at 53. That may be my limit, possibly

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depends

69?

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elartman1973 wrote:depends

69?

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Jane Fonda is 81
Raquel Welch is 78
Helen Mirren is 73
Susan Lucci is 72
Suzanne Somers is 72
Susan Sarandon is 72
Bernadette Peters is 71
Olivia Newton-John is 70
Morgan Fairchild is 69
Jane Seymour is 68
Lynda Carter is 67
Mary Steenburgen is 66
Christie Brinkley is 65
Bo Derek is 62
Michelle Pfeiffer is 60
Angela Bassett is 60

I'm sure there are many others. I ain't got shit else to do. I'm smashin'.
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Your mom
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LNS wrote:Your mom

You're one sick puppy.
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Bartman wrote:
LNS wrote:Your mom

You're one sick puppy.

:arnold:
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I'm disappointed House hasn't participated in this thread, I'm positive he would have a great response.
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My guess is Bartman has never seen a woman's vagina let alone touched it.
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Madnessssss wrote:I too would fuck bartmans mom. Sight unseen.

I'd finish by cumming on her face lol

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I would smash Madness's and LNS's mom's but you really can't fuck a test tube.
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Kelly Preston - 56


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Da Stars. wrote:My guess is Bartman has never seen a woman's vagina let alone touched it.

He doesn’t like women. These types of threads are smoke screens. He used to let Lone Granger pile drive his asshole.

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Da Stars. wrote:My guess is Bartman has never seen a woman's vagina let alone touched it.
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LNS wrote:
Da Stars. wrote:My guess is Bartman has never seen a woman's vagina let alone touched it.

He doesn’t like women. These types of threads are smoke screens. He used to let Lone Granger pile drive his asshole.

:mjlaugh:

Dude, don't project your gay fantasies on to me... :gtfo:
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Chooch wrote:
Da Stars. wrote:My guess is Bartman has never seen a woman's vagina let alone touched it.

LOL. The second worse poster on this board being an ally with Fagman What can I say?
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Da Stars. wrote:
Chooch wrote:
Da Stars. wrote:My guess is Bartman has never seen a woman's vagina let alone touched it.

LOL. The second worse poster on this board being an ally with Fagman What can I say?

Take a deep breath, gramps.
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Chooch wrote:
Da Stars. wrote:
Chooch wrote:

LOL. The second worse poster on this board being an ally with Fagman What can I say?

Take a deep breath, gramps.
No need, you and Bartman make a great fag team. You to have nothing.
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