Assuming they win the title, how high are the 2024 Celtics all-time?

[Bush4Ever.]

I don't want non-Celtics fans to respect the Celtics.

I want them to hate the Celtics, and bend the knee anyway because reality forces them to.

And that's exactly what's happening at the moment.

Nothing is a more powerful display then making people who hate you, submit to you.

Jesus did it, and will do it in the future.
Donald Trump did it to some degree.
I'm doing it here on this specific topic.

[kobeunderbite]

You're being met with indifference, not anger or submission, because indifference is what these dull Celtics bring out in people. They're the elmouse03 of NBA Champions. If you think that ping pong-ing back n forth on the topic with tits and TDK represents non-Celtics fans respecting the Celtics, God bless you.

[Bush4Ever.]

You're being met with indifference, not anger or submission, because indifference is what these dull Celtics bring out in people. They're the elmouse03 of NBA Champions. If you think that ping pong-ing back n forth on the topic with tits and TDK represents non-Celtics fans respecting the Celtics, God bless you.

I've had at least 50 angry quotes and multiple angry DMs since the Finals started.

Do you think you can just literally invent a new reality and it'll fool people?

We've seen Lakers fans (Wailua) bend the knee. We've seen 76ers fans (Phuture) bend the knee. We've seen Magic fans bend the knee (Grizz).

I've said multiple times I don't care about non-Celtics fans respecting the Celtics. I prefer angry submission to peaceful respect.

We've gotten TDK down from "Boston is a scrub team and will lose in the second round to Philly" to "Above-average title team". He's about 75 percent down to the ground.

We've gotten Artman down to avoiding the 2024 season (relative to Celtics) in the name of some vague historic run the Magic will go on from 2027-2030 or so.

The conquest is almost finished. It's not done...but the opposition has zero spark. No hope. Just pure submission looming.

[kobeunderbite]

You got TDK and Artman to argue with you, and got Wailua, Phuture and Grizz to say respectful things about the team you like?

Holy shit bro. Never seen those things happen before on AG. Nice work

[Bush4Ever.]

Submission isn't "being nice", silly.

You can be nice and not submit, nice and submit, mean and not submit, and mean while submitting.

The board is *submitting*, with a combination of nice and not-nice versions.

Like I said, I don't care if people do it with a smile or a furrowed brow...but all will eventually do it.

Picture (Non-Celtics fan towards Celtics and Celtics fans off-pic to the left):

[PhutureDynasty]

[kobeunderbite]

Like the Celtics, Bush is boring me into "submission"


lol

[Bush4Ever.]

Another one conquered.

"I can't respond with facts and evidence, but if I submit, the suffering will end."

Perfect real-time example.

[Titan18]

Honestly this is the first I am learning Bush is a Celtics fan. I thought he was a T-Pups fan or is that his alt?

[Bush4Ever.]

Bow thy head and open your heart to the benediction of the Celtics' light!
Drink in the light and cleanse your soul.
Surrender to the radiance
Celtics Pride eternal!

[lettherebehouse]

I just found out the Celtics are in the finals.

Who’s winning?

[_Vcsgrizzfan_]

I just found out the Celtics are in the finals.

Who’s winning?

I think the Celtics?? Not sure though. Nobody watches the NBA on this site.

[PhutureDynasty]

I just found out the Celtics are in the finals.

Who’s winning?

America isn't, that's for sure.

[kobeunderbite]

Another one conquered.

"I can't respond with facts and evidence, but if I submit, the suffering will end."

Perfect real-time example.

You're having make believe arguments with me, when did I attempt to discredit the Celtics as a basketball team? All I'm saying is theirs will be the most boring, irrelevant and forgettable title in generations and none of your facts or evidence can put a crack in that statement. I look forward to seeing the TV ratings when they come in lol

[Bush4Ever.]

when did I attempt to discredit the Celtics as a basketball team?

That's right.

Walk it back like a good boy...

There you go....

A little bit more....

There! Perfect.

[kobeunderbite]

I just found out the Celtics are in the finals.

Who’s winning?

That's unironically how it feels

[Da Stars.]

At least those 80's Lakers never faced an under 54 win team in the championship.

[Bush4Ever.]

At least those 80's Lakers never faced an under 54 win team in the championship.

They also never faced a team on par with the *average* team in the modern NBA, by absolute (not relative) ability.

[Da Stars.]

Talking out your ass again, Bush.

[Bush4Ever.]

Talking out your ass again, Bush.

No, not really.

There is absolutely no team from 1980-1989 that would be time-machined to the present day and beat teams like the Pelicans, Lakers, Heat, etc...

None.