ripper76 wrote:there was the time I showered with several chicks.
I was in boxers..they were in bra and panties....at first
Some bras came off and painties were pushed aside to let the water cleanse the gash..
Me and three chicks..two of them were solid 7s and up..the other one we wont talk about
Tell us about when you repeatedly banged a married woman....
Karma will be a bitch...I already sent my dick pic
ripper76 wrote:there was the time I showered with several chicks.
I was in boxers..they were in bra and panties....at first
Some bras came off and painties were pushed aside to let the water cleanse the gash..
Me and three chicks..two of them were solid 7s and up..the other one we wont talk about
Tell us about when you repeatedly banged a married woman....
Karma will be a bitch...I already sent my dick pic
ripper76 wrote:there was the time I showered with several chicks.
I was in boxers..they were in bra and panties....at first
Some bras came off and painties were pushed aside to let the water cleanse the gash..
Me and three chicks..two of them were solid 7s and up..the other one we wont talk about
Tell us about when you repeatedly banged a married woman....
Karma will be a bitch...I already sent my dick pic
vcsgrizzfan wrote:Being a good son, father and sibling and a good husband for the length of that run. Really, really looking forward to the grandfather gig, although no near term prospects at this point.
I don't really include career and financial accomplishments because there is so much luck involved.
I guess the ability to maintain discipline in most aspects of my life.
elartman1973 wrote:
Buying a house at 24
Selling a house a 30 and pocketing bank
Working on very cool movies that I'm still a fan of.
Meeting several famous artists that I admired
Moving from new Orleans during Mardi gras...a huge accomplishment
Finding my dream girl twice...(2 different women)
Living on my own at 16 years old
Traveling the globe alone on my own dime in my mid 20s
Saving a guys life in 1999 and I just found out I did that like a year ago when the guy finally found me...was surreal...didn't know my words saved his life...
Becoming addicted to running daily and losing all my baby fat and getting cut like an Adonis.
Overcoming my severe back problems
Having all 4 wisdom teeth pulled at the same time
Being the only one with my dad the moment he passed away...he was literally waiting for me so he could let go...
Giving my little sister away at her wedding in my fathers place...
My best mans speech at my brothers wedding
My best mans speech at my buddy Mikes wedding in Napa Valley
Making my way from Penn Station to Williamsburg with luggage in the 2003 blackout
Banging the southern belle on the train to Baltimore on Halloween
Father hood
Becoming a godfather and meaning it
Having my brother admit traits he admires in me that he doesn't possess that my dad and I do...at dads eulogy...
Selling my first painting after college...
Supporting myself for 2 decades with my skills and talent..
Quitting smoking twice
Winning the Best of Ringling Jurors Choice award...very big deal...
Getting and banging a Chick from Finnland while I was in Lucern Switzerland...despite neither of us knowing each others languages.
Landing a dream job right after 9/11 when the nation basically had shut down
Surviving boarding school and not being kicked out for dope distribution...they could never catch me
Surviving 4 direct hit hurricanes within 2 weeks and living and flourishing without power for 3 weeks.
More coming as I remember
Do you think you might be padding your resume just a little bit?
elartman1973 wrote:
Buying a house at 24
Selling a house a 30 and pocketing bank
Working on very cool movies that I'm still a fan of.
Meeting several famous artists that I admired
Moving from new Orleans during Mardi gras...a huge accomplishment
Finding my dream girl twice...(2 different women)
Living on my own at 16 years old
Traveling the globe alone on my own dime in my mid 20s
Saving a guys life in 1999 and I just found out I did that like a year ago when the guy finally found me...was surreal...didn't know my words saved his life...
Becoming addicted to running daily and losing all my baby fat and getting cut like an Adonis.
Overcoming my severe back problems
Having all 4 wisdom teeth pulled at the same time
Being the only one with my dad the moment he passed away...he was literally waiting for me so he could let go...
Giving my little sister away at her wedding in my fathers place...
My best mans speech at my brothers wedding
My best mans speech at my buddy Mikes wedding in Napa Valley
Making my way from Penn Station to Williamsburg with luggage in the 2003 blackout
Banging the southern belle on the train to Baltimore on Halloween
Father hood
Becoming a godfather and meaning it
Having my brother admit traits he admires in me that he doesn't possess that my dad and I do...at dads eulogy...
Selling my first painting after college...
Supporting myself for 2 decades with my skills and talent..
Quitting smoking twice
Winning the Best of Ringling Jurors Choice award...very big deal...
Getting and banging a Chick from Finnland while I was in Lucern Switzerland...despite neither of us knowing each others languages.
Landing a dream job right after 9/11 when the nation basically had shut down
Surviving boarding school and not being kicked out for dope distribution...they could never catch me
Surviving 4 direct hit hurricanes within 2 weeks and living and flourishing without power for 3 weeks.
More coming as I remember
Do you think you might be padding your resume just a little bit?
elartman1973 wrote:
No...I'm being. Very edited here
Do you think it's a bit weird to equate "Father Hood" (is he related to Robin?) with "Surviving boarding school and not being kicked out for dope distribution"?
ripper76 wrote:The fat man tried to slip “Father Hood” in there.
It's strange that he didn't lead with that, and indeed slotted it behind "banging the Southern Belle" and getting all of his wisdom teeth pulled at once.
Generally, fatherhood is considered much more important than random sexual encounters or fairly remedial dentistry.
elartman1973 wrote:
No...I'm being. Very edited here
Do you think it's a bit weird to equate "Father Hood" (is he related to Robin?) with "Surviving boarding school and not being kicked out for dope distribution"?
Yes..it was a big deal...I was to slick to get busted
Kobeunderbite wrote:If we're being honest, tits' list of achievements is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.
I haven't listed the real shit but even then it puts you to shame
You are a cautionary tale.
I'm doing quite great actually...you wouldn't know jack shit about it...no matter how much you think you do
And soon will only need to work. 5 to 6 months a year....the rest will take care of itself
I'm set up to basically retire within the next 10 years...comfortably
elartman1973 wrote:
No...I'm being. Very edited here
Do you think it's a bit weird to equate "Father Hood" (is he related to Robin?) with "Surviving boarding school and not being kicked out for dope distribution"?
Yes..it was a big deal...I was to slick to get busted
The question isn't in regards to the "accomplishment" itself so much as to the idea that it could ever possibly compare to fatherhood (of which you most certainly do not belong).
We get it--you're too good to get caught slinging. But do you really think that's on par with fatherhood?
AbeVigodaLive wrote:I like that he included two failures on his list...
- smoking, twice... it didn't take the first time.
- dream girl, twice... who knows how he screwed that first one up.
I quit smoking for 8 months the first time...then I was working in the cold in shifty Jacksonville and bummed a smoke...got a buzz..bummed one the next day...and eventually got sucked back in...then I quit again when I took the real estate course ..63 hours in one week...was taking notes like a maniac as I went through withdrawal...worked...
I now smoke half a cig from time to time when drinking or sniffing stuff...so pretty rare...ill live
Bush4Ever35 wrote:
Do you think it's a bit weird to equate "Father Hood" (is he related to Robin?) with "Surviving boarding school and not being kicked out for dope distribution"?
Yes..it was a big deal...I was to slick to get busted
The question isn't in regards to the "accomplishment" itself so much as to the idea that it could ever possibly compare to fatherhood (of which you most certainly do not belong).
We get it--you're too good to get caught slinging. But do you really think that's on par with fatherhood?
Nobody ever said it was on par...just said it was an accomplishment...stop trying to put words in peoples mouths
