lol at grown men who cant change a flat tire..pathetic

[ripper76]

lol at people who get flat tires on their motorized carts and scooters because they are so fat

They call those "slob sleds."

[AlaskaHawks]

AAA is kinda nice if you ever need a tow. I can fix a flat tire... I can't tow a car myself.

You can also get discounted rates at hotels and stuff.

Holy shitballs. I have become my grandpa. How did this happen?

You probably have coverage on your insurance policy as well. For about $10 a year

I don't think I do. Do I?

Maybe I do. What the fuck? Now I feel like my senile grandpa.

The last company I had insurance with offered jump starts also, and if you locked your keys in your car they'd pay to get the car open.

[Da Stars.]

We have 3 toll ways running around Dallas now. If you have a toll tag. Have a flat tire. They actually prefer that you use the free service that comes with it. It is a safety issue.