Ripper sucks dick for a living

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Sorry my friend, but any battle that involves dick sucking is one you'll come out on top of everytime. Your deflection is cute though, real cute.[/quote]

Wrong skirt... I was with your sister last night and believe me, she doesn't have a dick.

Your boyfriend (and fellow Kobe Slopper) LNS is the guy you need to be talking to if you want your knob polished... you have proof right in the link I provided.[/quote]

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thedangerouskitchen wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:
thedangerouskitchen wrote:
Nope... sorry you two cream-puffs but your boyfriend (and fellow Kobe Kid) LakersNeedShaq is the guy who sucks dick.

Here's 100% proof:

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=321&start=150" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I knew you Kobe Sloppers were odd.

Sorry my friend, but any battle that involves dick sucking is one you'll come out on top of everytime. Your deflection is cute though, real cute.
Wrong skirt... I was with your sister last night and believe me, she doesn't have a dick.

Your boyfriend (and fellow Kobe Slopper) LNS is the guy you need to be talking to if you want your knob polished... you have proof right in the link I provided.

A bit of a reach you had to stretch out for there just to get a little sister jab in ey? Some friendly advice, if attempting to come off as clever, funny, or if you're looking for an insult to sting a little, try not to force the action so much. This came off as a non sequiturian panic, in a desperate attempt to come back from the absolute beat downs I've been delivering you lately. A swing and a miss, so to speak.

Again I'll pose it to you, if you wan't me to stop harassing you with the drug and booze comments, just ask me to stop, and I'll gladly put a permanent seize to it all, it's clearly effecting you, as indicated by your above comment. I implore you to do so, so I can publicly root here again for my Pau to do well without the school of mackerel (you and your henchmen Bulltards) attacking my hooked bait before it can sink to it's destinated resting spot on the ocean floor. I'm not as bad a person as you think I am, so whattaya say, all you have to do, is axe.
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lettherebehouse wrote:
thedangerouskitchen wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:

Sorry my friend, but any battle that involves dick sucking is one you'll come out on top of everytime. Your deflection is cute though, real cute.
Wrong skirt... I was with your sister last night and believe me, she doesn't have a dick.

Your boyfriend (and fellow Kobe Slopper) LNS is the guy you need to be talking to if you want your knob polished... you have proof right in the link I provided.
Long, draw-out dissertation
Sorry, didn't read that drivel but like I said... if you're looking for someone to polish your knob, LNS is available.
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lettherebehouse wrote:This looks like a poor attempt at retribution for the "TDK Sucks Dick For Coke" movement which Ripper's allowed to stick into TDK and his ball washers side for all these years. A year later with this one, it doesn't look like the sequel really took off.


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Nope. Sorry. This was a thread was done in jest and in a "board/community tradition" fashion/tone....some iteration of it had been posted on every board we had landed on prior.....which started long before the TDK sucks dick for coke thing...

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lettherebehouse wrote:
thedangerouskitchen wrote:
AlaskaHawks wrote:
Plus, at least he's doing it to pay the bills and not to support a coke habit. :kobeyuck:
Nope... sorry you two cream-puffs but your boyfriend (and fellow Kobe Kid) LakersNeedShaq is the guy who sucks dick.

Here's 100% proof:

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=321&start=150" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I knew you Kobe Sloppers were odd.

Sorry my friend, but any battle that involves dick sucking is one you'll come out on top of everytime. Your deflection is cute though, real cute.

You are the king of dicksucking, just own it, dicksucker.

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Nah.....ripper has a "black belt" in cocksuckin....

try again
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..it makes sense the cock suckers are all from Cali...illegal and from Cali?, no doubt about it...
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..as for the guy addressed in the thread title?...I'd imagine that was forced when in the military...
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AlaskaHawks wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:This looks like a poor attempt at retribution for the "TDK Sucks Dick For Coke" movement which Ripper's allowed to stick into TDK and his ball washers side for all these years. A year later with this one, it doesn't look like the sequel really took off.


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Plus, at least he's doing it to pay the bills and not to support a coke habit. :kobeyuck:

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thedangerouskitchen wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:
thedangerouskitchen wrote:
Wrong skirt... I was with your sister last night and believe me, she doesn't have a dick.

Your boyfriend (and fellow Kobe Slopper) LNS is the guy you need to be talking to if you want your knob polished... you have proof right in the link I provided.
Long, draw-out dissertation
Sorry, didn't read that drivel but like I said... .

Yes you did, otherwise you wouldn't have acknowledged it. You just don't have a clever comeback, so this will be your official white flag.

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lettherebehouse wrote:
thedangerouskitchen wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:
Long, draw-out dissertation
Sorry, didn't read that drivel but like I said... .

Yes you did, otherwise you wouldn't have acknowledged it. You just don't have a clever comeback, so this will be your official white flag.

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jordanzone wrote:..as for the guy addressed in the thread title?...I'd imagine that was forced when in the military...
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lettherebehouse wrote:
thedangerouskitchen wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:
Long, draw-out dissertation
Sorry, didn't read that drivel but like I said... .

More mindless drivel while fantasizing about sucking dick
Sorry skirt but like I told LNS... TDK likes women.

That said, I don't know why you're so scurred to ask LNS to polish your knob when you saw (with your own two eyes in the link I presented) that he's into that sort of thing. LNS would you send skirt a PM please, and keep your secret fantasies private where they belong.

Thanks in advance.

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When we setting this up, tdk? You bob my knob and I hook you up with a crack rock, that's the deal, right?

:lol:
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