In your family are you the Jorge or the Ralph?

[Alex_Murphy]

LMD is a midget.

[LNS]

The man of the house carves that bitch up. It’s the centerpiece of the meal, typically. There’s no rule saying you can’t sit on your ass drinking and relaxing on Thanksgiving, but it won’t kill you to take five min and slice up the bird like an Alpha dick.

[Alex_Murphy]

I thought they serve Ralphy his own Turkey on Thanksgiving in order to leave some for the rest

[LNS]

The man of the house carves that bitch up. It’s the centerpiece of the meal, typically. There’s no rule saying you can’t sit on your ass drinking and relaxing on Thanksgiving, but it won’t kill you to take five min and slice up the bird like an Alpha dick.

It's alpha to cut up a dead bird, says the "man" that ran away in fear from a living bird.

I’ve never run from anything. And you’re also that dude who doesn’t do the carving, huh? You probably have your dad over at your house and he completely takes over and makes himself at home.

[LNS]

It's alpha to cut up a dead bird, says the "man" that ran away in fear from a living bird.

I’ve never run from anything. And you’re also that dude who doesn’t do the carving, huh? You probably have your dad over at your house and he completely takes over and makes himself at home.

You said you ran away from a duck or something

Is that what I said?

[Alex_Murphy]

It's alpha to cut up a dead bird, says the "man" that ran away in fear from a living bird.

I’ve never run from anything. And you’re also that dude who doesn’t do the carving, huh? You probably have your dad over at your house and he completely takes over and makes himself at home.

You said you ran away from a duck or something

it was geese. LNS was conspiring to kill geese because they owned the s*** out of him and his daughter

[LNS]

A goose scared my kid so I bashed it with her scooter. Then I asked the board if they could recommend any poison that I could use to kill the lot of them.

Somehow that evolved into “LNS RAN AWAY FROM GEESE!!!”

This fucking place sometimes...

[Alex_Murphy]

Do you have any idea how weak you have to be in order to have a grudge with a goose?

[LNS]

Do you know how pathetic you have to be to not even know your own age?

[Alex_Murphy]

Do you know how pathetic you have to be to not even know your own age?

Don't tell me you actually went through with it?

[LNS]

Do you know how pathetic you have to be to not even know your own age?

Don't tell me you actually went through with it?

Went through with what? Poisoned the geese?

No... seemed kinda psycho to actually follow through on.

[Shill Jackson]

[LookAway]

Since moving to NJ, my father-in-law carves the turkey.

Which is fine.

So did Abe move too?


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[LookAway]

What kind of manslave carves the turkey? That’s always been the women’s job on Thanksgiving in my estate. I don’t step one foot in the god damn kitchen, and they not only know it, they encourage it.

They do t trust you with knives you helmet wearer


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[lettherebehouse]

What kind of manslave carves the turkey? That’s always been the women’s job on Thanksgiving in my estate. I don’t step one foot in the god damn kitchen, and they not only know it, they encourage it.

They do t trust you with knives you helmet wearer


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I’m clumsy and purposely inept. Woe is me, I guess I’m relegated to the ball game and boozin with the rest of the fellas.

[LookAway]

A goose scared my kid so I bashed it with her scooter. Then I asked the board if they could recommend any poison that I could use to kill the lot of them.

Somehow that evolved into “LNS RAN AWAY FROM GEESE!!!”

This fucking place sometimes...

Depending on the state, you could be facing a hefty fine if the EPA finds out.

https://fgc.ca.gov/Regulations/Current/Waterfowl#sczone" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[LNS]

How will you ever earn back the respect of your daughter after she witnessed you get frightened by a bird?

How will you ever earn the respect of your.... errrr ummm your cat? After you let him get raped by a tiny dog.

[AlaskaHawks]

We actually typically do steaks on Thanksgiving. Last year was a 8 pound Ribeye roast. I "carved" that though.