AG Fight Bracket - Round 2

[LNS]

Gee Abe.... your matchup with Denali is going really well for you.

[Bush4Ever35]

Agreed.

Back to me and Denali... I've been a multi-time winner of "Whitest Poster" award from the North and I'm battling Madea, a large, angry black woman from the South. Basically, me and Denali are polar opposites in every way... physically, mentally, how we fight, how we write, comedy, brains, brawn, et al.

Did we not learn anything from the 1980s NBA? Rocky I and II? White Chicks? Soul Man? The Klumps?

If the current voting pace is any indication, you are being massacred, Worldstar-style.

Probably in a KFC or Popeyes.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Agreed.

Back to me and Denali... I've been a multi-time winner of "Whitest Poster" award from the North and I'm battling Madea, a large, angry black woman from the South. Basically, me and Denali are polar opposites in every way... physically, mentally, how we fight, how we write, comedy, brains, brawn, et al.

Did we not learn anything from the 1980s NBA? Rocky I and II? White Chicks? Soul Man? The Klumps?

If the current voting pace is any indication, you are being massacred, Worldstar-style.

Probably in a KFC or Popeyes.

Yeah. It's a tough matchup. Denali SHOULD be the hands-on favorite to win the thing.

She's legitimately mean and big and angry. And black.




[Note: Meanwhile, either House or Max is making Round 3. It's all about the matchups. Basically, I'm the New Orleans Pelicans...]

[LNS]

My post fight write-ups factor in how the votes went. So at this rate Abe is getting KTFO almost immediately.

[AlaskaHawks]

Should I vote for Abe?

[griffmoney]

denali's gonna win it all lmao



this is just a "who do you like/pity more" competition

[LNS]

denali's gonna win it all lmao



this is just a "who do you like/pity more" competition

If Bush beats you do you think that’s realistic or pity votes/favoritism?

[Bush4Ever35]

If I had voted for myself, I'd have a 2 point lead.

Realistically, I should be pitching a shutout.

Literally everything about Griff screams "soft", not even taking into account differences in training and experience.

Edit: Does everyone remember when I literally cucked Griff in the Fantasy League Draft, and he came back crying and begging?

[vcsgrizzfan]

If I had voted for myself, I'd have a 2 point lead.

Realistically, I should be pitching a shutout.

Literally everything about Griff screams "soft", not even taking into account differences in training and experience.

Anyone who voted Griff would have to be trolling Bush. One actually does this shit on a regular basis and has trained in it a big chunk of his life and the other is skinny fat dough boy.

[AlaskaHawks]

Bush has ran scared from my 3 offers to fight him IRL.

I can't imagine why someone with such skill and training would be afraid of someone who lost to Max, ROFL!

[AbeVigodaLive]

If I had voted for myself, I'd have a 2 point lead.

Realistically, I should be pitching a shutout.

Literally everything about Griff screams "soft", not even taking into account differences in training and experience.

Anyone who voted Griff would have to be trolling Bush. One actually does this shit on a regular basis and has trained in it a big chunk of his life and the other is skinny fat dough boy.

But you're forgetting about the power of "giving no fucks!"




Ah, who am I kidding? Even if Griff was able to land a blow on Bush, he'd stop to either preen the crowd, or more likely, ask us 20 times whether we saw it, what we thought of it, why it doesn't matter and claim we're caring too much about it... all the while Bush will get to his feet and [insert actual name of move here] Griff to end the match.

Then, Griff will cry foul. And bitch and whine. And claim he really... honest... doesn't give a fuck... seriously guys!

[LNS]

The winners of each round have been pretty realistic IMO. Outside of Denali upsetting KUB has any victor made you say “bullshit!”?

[rileymartin]

If I had voted for myself, I'd have a 2 point lead.

Realistically, I should be pitching a shutout.

Literally everything about Griff screams "soft", not even taking into account differences in training and experience.

Anyone who voted Griff would have to be trolling Bush. One actually does this shit on a regular basis and has trained in it a big chunk of his life and the other is skinny fat dough boy.

But you're forgetting about the power of "giving no fucks!"



Ah, who am I kidding? Even if Griff was able to land a blow on Bush, he'd stop to either preen the crowd, or more likely, ask us 20 times whether we saw it, what we thought of it, why it doesn't matter and claim we're caring too much about it... all the while Bush will get to his feet and [insert actual name of move here] Griff to end the match.

Then, Griff will cry foul. And bitch and whine. And claim he really... honest... doesn't give a fuck... seriously guys!

Damn, Abe just snuck into the ring and chair shotted the white trash Canadian...The ref didn't see it...it's over...

[AbeVigodaLive]

The winners of each round have been pretty realistic IMO. Outside of Denali upsetting KUB has any victor made you say “bullshit!”?

Undies is the 2nd softest guy on this forum, sans the Frenchman.

I don't know why anybody could dispute this at this point.

[griffmoney]

denali's gonna win it all lmao



this is just a "who do you like/pity more" competition

If Bush beats you do you think that’s realistic or pity votes/favoritism?

i dunno... probably.. i shouldn't lose to anyone unless they're bigger than me with some legit training

[LNS]

The winners of each round have been pretty realistic IMO. Outside of Denali upsetting KUB has any victor made you say “bullshit!”?

Undies is the 2nd softest guy on this forum, sans the Frenchman.

I don't know why anybody could dispute this at this point.

We talking about the same KUB?

[AbeVigodaLive]

The winners of each round have been pretty realistic IMO. Outside of Denali upsetting KUB has any victor made you say “bullshit!”?

Undies is the 2nd softest guy on this forum, sans the Frenchman.

I don't know why anybody could dispute this at this point.

We talking about the same KUB?

The nebbish, non-athletic (sans watching tennis and baseball on tv) Marvel-obsessed rich kid fanboy?

Yes.

[LNS]

Bush has ran scared from my 3 offers to fight him IRL.

I can't imagine why someone with such skill and training would be afraid of someone who lost to Max, ROFL!

That’s true. I think one of his excuses was that he had to wash his hair that night. Even though he shaves his head...

[griffmoney]

according to abe/bush/grizz i will lose because i will turn to the crowd to look for approval and lose my concentration... but also have a disadvantage even though im way bigger/have more actual fighting experience because bush has a job and responsibilities...


lol pity/popularity contest


the people who voted agaonst me are cucks/old/negros/lebron fans

[rileymartin]

according to abe/bush/grizz i will lose because i will turn to the crowd to look for approval and lose my concentration... but also have a disadvantage even though im way bigger/have more actual fighting experience because bush has a job and responsibilities...


lol pity/popularity contest


the people who voted agaonst me are cucks/old/negros/lebron fans

Griffmonkey gives no fucks!!!...Please guys vote for me...Please!!!