My wife just left me

[Da Stars.]

I just got a Birthday blowjob from a married woman. I sure hope this was not your wife.

[AlaskaHawks]

I just got a Birthday blowjob from a married woman. I sure hope this was not your wife.

That's fucked up bro. How could you knowingly do that.

[swampgator]

Maybe you don't lay the pipe right.

That's a possibilty. I wonder if they have Viagra in China?

I hear that heroin works, too.

How about the dragon's breath (alright, I probably just made that up) known as opium?

[AlaskaHawks]

That's a possibilty. I wonder if they have Viagra in China?

I hear that heroin works, too.

How about the dragon's breath (alright, I probably just made that up) known as opium?

No clue. Haven't heard of the stiffening effects of that one.

[Repeat3peat]

I just got a Birthday blowjob from a married woman. I sure hope this was not your wife.

EJ Johnson was is in Dallas today...?

Did you get a pic for undies...?




H/B fuckhead.

[Smelters]

I just got a Birthday blowjob from a married woman. I sure hope this was not your wife.

Jamie Benn scored tonight so I know that made you happy despite the loss. I didn't want to spoil my prediction but I knew Tyler was going to have a good night. That Varlamov can carry a team sometimes.

Did you have a good time at the game? I see you did after the game or did she do it during the game? lol!!!

[Da Stars.]

I just got a Birthday blowjob from a married woman. I sure hope this was not your wife.

Jamie Benn scored tonight so I know that made you happy despite the loss. I didn't want to spoil my prediction but I knew Tyler was going to have a good night. That Varlamov can carry a team sometimes.

Did you have a good time at the game? I see you did after the game or did she do it during the game? lol!!!

LOL. Game sucked. We were down 2-0 in the first period. Tied it twice. Missed 3 open net shots. Fuck I was pissed.

[swampgator]

I just got a Birthday blowjob from a married woman. I sure hope this was not your wife.

Nah, probably not enough time to get to there from here, having just left the house a couple of hours ago. I thought maybe it could be her sister, but that is who she is going to see up in northern China. Or is she???

[CleveTown™]

wont be long till she leaves you for good.

That would be terrible. Why would she do that?

Because if you resemble anything like you do on this board, I'd leave you to. I wouldn't care how nice your cock was (I bet it's small and puny anyway tho). You are beta.

[swampgator]

wont be long till she leaves you for good.

That would be terrible. Why would she do that?

Because if you resemble anything like you do on this board, I'd leave you to. I wouldn't care how nice your cock was (I bet it's small and puny anyway tho). You are beta.

What Asian woman (Korean included) wouldn't want a fierce predator like this?