Kobeunderbite wrote:It must be nice to not have any loved ones, significant others or children to worry about. I wish I could pick up and leave and go on two month adventures.
But then there must be downsides to being alone in addition to all of the perks.
Im never alone and will have my S/O staying at my house while I am away.
You are so clueless
Not only am I sure that everything about that is true, I'm envious of your relationship with your boy/girlfriend. You guys are so secure and happy with your relationship that you leaving for two months isn't even of any consequence. It's so insignificant that you hadn't even mentioned it.
Wow. Awesome. You're definitely not alone.
Been together three years...im not insecure like you are..
Faggot
elartman1973 wrote:
Im never alone and will have my S/O staying at my house while I am away.
You are so clueless
Not only am I sure that everything about that is true, I'm envious of your relationship with your boy/girlfriend. You guys are so secure and happy with your relationship that you leaving for two months isn't even of any consequence. It's so insignificant that you hadn't even mentioned it.
Wow. Awesome. You're definitely not alone.
Been together three years...im not insecure like you are..
Faggot
So she's cool with you putting the moves on your friend (and her daughter) when they come over for weed?
See. I knew it wouldn't be about money. You're loaded. You're set.
A 2+ acre house in downtown Orlando for only $700. So lucky. I believe that's what we call living a charmed life.
I havent lived downtown since 2005...I live in dr phillips
Indeed.
Studio apartments are going for $1000+ in that neighborhood. But you're living the dream in a multi-bedroom house on 2+ acres in that neighborhood for $700. http://www.apartmentguide.com/neighborh ... -Phillips/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
We believe you. Because you never lie.
[Note: I dig that Artman suddenly shows up with a S/O after years claiming he didn't have one... the moment anybody rips him for being lonely. Interesting. Either it's a new development... she's into him putting the moves on his friend's daughter who comes over for weed... or he's GASP... lying again.]
I got lucky..deal with it and stop be so nealous..and its a house not an apartment...the dealmof the century..all true...sorry about your bad luck.
Im a guru at finding cool hip cheap places to live...
Last house was downtown for $650 a month and a seperate building as my garage...was great too.
Accept it
elartman1973 wrote:
Im never alone and will have my S/O staying at my house while I am away.
You are so clueless
Not only am I sure that everything about that is true, I'm envious of your relationship with your boy/girlfriend. You guys are so secure and happy with your relationship that you leaving for two months isn't even of any consequence. It's so insignificant that you hadn't even mentioned it.
Wow. Awesome. You're definitely not alone.
Been together three years...im not insecure like you are..
Faggot
That doesn't contradict any of what you have said in the past, and even if it does, I'm sure you were just lying then and telling the truth now.
elartman1973 wrote:
I havent lived downtown since 2005...I live in dr phillips
Indeed.
Studio apartments are going for $1000+ in that neighborhood. But you're living the dream in a multi-bedroom house on 2+ acres in that neighborhood for $700. http://www.apartmentguide.com/neighborh ... -Phillips/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
We believe you. Because you never lie.
[Note: I dig that Artman suddenly shows up with a S/O after years claiming he didn't have one... the moment anybody rips him for being lonely. Interesting. Either it's a new development... she's into him putting the moves on his friend's daughter who comes over for weed... or he's GASP... lying again.]
I got lucky..deal with it and stop be so nealous..and its a house not an apartment...the dealmof the century..all true...sorry about your bad luck.
Im a guru at finding cool hip cheap places to live...
Last house was downtown for $650 a month and a seperate building as my garage...was great too.
Accept it
1. Learn to read.
2. I called it a house.
3. I believe you. Really.
4. I'm not "nealous." Jealous that you're living in a multi-bedroom home on 2+ acres in a prime city neighborhood for about 1/5 of the going rate of such a place while banging (or putting the moves on) moms and their daughters while having a great relationship with your significant other while taking off work routinely from a rewarding job where you make good to great money while also being chased by multiple art galleries who want to pay you lucrative sums for your paintings while also rooting for the most promising NBA team while eating the best food and drinking the best drinks with the best friends in the best city in the world? Yes. I'm not going to lie (I'll leave that to others), your life seems perfect in every way.
Not only am I sure that everything about that is true, I'm envious of your relationship with your boy/girlfriend. You guys are so secure and happy with your relationship that you leaving for two months isn't even of any consequence. It's so insignificant that you hadn't even mentioned it.
Wow. Awesome. You're definitely not alone.
Been together three years...im not insecure like you are..
Faggot
That doesn't contradict any of what you have said in the past, and even if it does, I'm sure you were just lying then and telling the truth now.
Studio apartments are going for $1000+ in that neighborhood. But you're living the dream in a multi-bedroom house on 2+ acres in that neighborhood for $700. http://www.apartmentguide.com/neighborh ... -Phillips/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
We believe you. Because you never lie.
[Note: I dig that Artman suddenly shows up with a S/O after years claiming he didn't have one... the moment anybody rips him for being lonely. Interesting. Either it's a new development... she's into him putting the moves on his friend's daughter who comes over for weed... or he's GASP... lying again.]
I got lucky..deal with it and stop be so nealous..and its a house not an apartment...the dealmof the century..all true...sorry about your bad luck.
Im a guru at finding cool hip cheap places to live...
Last house was downtown for $650 a month and a seperate building as my garage...was great too.
Accept it
1. Learn to read.
2. I called it a house.
3. I believe you. Really.
4. I'm not "nealous." Jealous that you're living in a multi-bedroom home on 2+ acres in a prime city neighborhood for about 1/5 of the going rate of such a place while banging (or putting the moves on) moms and their daughters while having a great relationship with your significant other while taking off work routinely from a rewarding job where you make good to great money while also being chased by multiple art galleries who want to pay you lucrative sums for your paintings while also rooting for the most promising NBA team while eating the best food and drinking the best drinks with the best friends in the best city in the world? Yes. I'm not going to lie (I'll leave that to others), your life seems perfect in every way.
Funny thing is that im not lying...
My rent should be $1250..but its not...it happens..I got lucky.
Deal
elartman1973 wrote:
I got lucky..deal with it and stop be so nealous..and its a house not an apartment...the dealmof the century..all true...sorry about your bad luck.
Im a guru at finding cool hip cheap places to live...
Last house was downtown for $650 a month and a seperate building as my garage...was great too.
Accept it
1. Learn to read.
2. I called it a house.
3. I believe you. Really.
4. I'm not "nealous." Jealous that you're living in a multi-bedroom home on 2+ acres in a prime city neighborhood for about 1/5 of the going rate of such a place while banging (or putting the moves on) moms and their daughters while having a great relationship with your significant other while taking off work routinely from a rewarding job where you make good to great money while also being chased by multiple art galleries who want to pay you lucrative sums for your paintings while also rooting for the most promising NBA team while eating the best food and drinking the best drinks with the best friends in the best city in the world? Yes. I'm not going to lie (I'll leave that to others), your life seems perfect in every way.
Funny thing is that im not lying...
My rent should be $1250..but its not...it happens..I got lucky.
Deal
It has multiple rooms, right? It's on a 2+ acre lot, right? And, it's newly remodeled and pretty nice, right?
Those are all things you've told us in the past. And if all those things are true... there's no way that place is going for only $1,250. STUDIO apartments are going for that much in that area.
elartman1973 wrote:
Been together three years...im not insecure like you are..
Faggot
That doesn't contradict any of what you have said in the past, and even if it does, I'm sure you were just lying then and telling the truth now.
Lol at thinking you know me
You've had a significant other (girl or boyfriend) for three years, but you also take jobs for months on end around the country (Colorado, Oklahoma etc), intend/long to move to Spain for a number of years, and report on various other unnamed romantic interests in your life.
This all adds up. You don't sound like a loner at all, and I'm sure this significant other is a real person.
AlaskaHawks wrote:I don't know what Abe is going on about. Arty has told us he has roomates.
Arty is nearly in his mid 40s with multiple roommates? And he skips work (or returns from work) to sit around at 8:00, smoking weed and watching 1980s movies regularly?
He has roommates? Who will be living with his significant other ("ill have my S/O staying at my house while I am away") in his luxurious house while he is away in Oklahoma?
Is artman sure that this significant other (who definitely does exist) won't be plowed by his roommates?
AlaskaHawks wrote:I don't know what Abe is going on about. Arty has told us he has roomates.
Arty is nearly in his mid 40s with multiple roommates? And he skips work (or returns from work) to sit around at 8:00, smoking weed and watching 1980s movies regularly?
Sounds like a sitcom.
Kind of a mix between Friends and Half Baked.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that.
AlaskaHawks wrote:I don't know what Abe is going on about. Arty has told us he has roomates.
Arty is nearly in his mid 40s with multiple roommates? And he skips work (or returns from work) to sit around at 8:00, smoking weed and watching 1980s movies regularly?
Sounds like a sitcom.
I havent had roommates since college
Any more fabricated stories fool?
Hell even up here it's 30's to 40 this week.
