Remember when Artman said he rubs one out before going out on dates with "women"

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dwcmwa wrote:
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dwcmwa wrote:Remember when Artman said Tobias Harris > Jimmy Butler

ROFL
Head to head he has been.
Magic play great team ball and spread out scoring...its not about points per game.
Bullz rely on butler to zcore..magic dont rely on harris to score as much
You're right, it's not about points per game, because if the Bulls weren't so deep, his numbers would be higher.
Bulls aren't that deep
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Incognito wrote:Me and Artman swap sex stories. He thought he could one up mine by talking about jerking off lol :L

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LeBronMonsterDunk wrote:
Incognito wrote:Me and Artman swap sex stories. He thought he could one up mine by talking about jerking off lol :L

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Rubbing one out before a date is exactly what you don't want to do, actually.

It reduces your sexual energy and sexual presence, which is unproductive in a romantic setting.
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Bush4Ever wrote:Rubbing one out before a date is exactly what you don't want to do, actually.

It reduces your sexual energy and sexual presence, which is unproductive in a romantic setting.
I use to rub one out every morning in the shower in college...so many hot women that if you didnt you would be intimidated and fumble your words...worked out great for me..except a few times when I found myself out of juice at the most inopportune times
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elartman1973 wrote:
I use to rub one out every morning in the shower in college...so many hot women that if you didnt you would be intimidated and fumble your words...worked out great for me..except a few times when I found myself out of juice at the most inopportune times
If you are intimidated by a woman simply by her being "hot", you have other issues to work through.

Women are not attracted to asexual men. It is simple as that.

Be a sexual being, and work on/overcome the issues associated with that.
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elartman1973 wrote:
dwcmwa wrote:Remember when Artman said Tobias Harris > Jimmy Butler

ROFL
Head to head he has been.
Magic play great team ball and spread out scoring...its not about points per game.
Bullz rely on butler to zcore..magic dont rely on harris to score as much

Hey Arty, maybe it's time you sit this one out. Maybe it's time to stop trying to talk basketball.
Butler leads Harris in H2H matchups:

- points
- fg percentage
- ft percentage
- 3 pt percentage
- assists
- steals
- blocks

To be fair, Harris leads in TOs and PFs.

Oh, and the Bulls have won 11 out of 14 of the games. By the way... it's not getting any better. In the past 3 games, Harris has shot...

6 - 17 fg
2 - 13 fg
5 - 14 fg
29.5% fg

You were saying...?
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Bush4Ever wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
I use to rub one out every morning in the shower in college...so many hot women that if you didnt you would be intimidated and fumble your words...worked out great for me..except a few times when I found myself out of juice at the most inopportune times
If you are intimidated by a woman simply by her being "hot", you have other issues to work through.

Women are not attracted to asexual men. It is simple as that.

Be a sexual being, and work on/overcome the issues associated with that.
You dont understand..I was way oversexual..I even had undergrad groupies...it was very sexual..plus I had some hot nude models and didnt want to be interrupted in my art by untimely erections...
And no..I had no other issues
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
dwcmwa wrote:Remember when Artman said Tobias Harris > Jimmy Butler

ROFL
Head to head he has been.
Magic play great team ball and spread out scoring...its not about points per game.
Bullz rely on butler to zcore..magic dont rely on harris to score as much

Hey Arty, maybe it's time you sit this one out. Maybe it's time to stop trying to talk basketball.
Butler leads Harris in H2H matchups:

- points
- fg percentage
- ft percentage
- 3 pt percentage
- assists
- steals
- blocks

To be fair, Harris leads in TOs and PFs.

Oh, and the Bulls have won 11 out of 14 of the games. By the way... it's not getting any better. In the past 3 games, Harris has shot...

6 - 17 fg
2 - 13 fg
5 - 14 fg
29.5% fg

You were saying...?
We dont rely on harris..bulls would be finished without butler..thats the difference...
Plus harris doesnt match up with butler...oladipo does..so compare him to harris..and while you are at it..compare head to head rose and payton...
And magic have won 2 of the last three and will win the remaing two this year..bulls are fools gold
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elartman1973 wrote: And no..I had no other issues
I believe you. Forgive me for my unwarranted skepticism.

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I see artman's knowledge of the game continues to dwindle. Can we claim him mentally retarded yet?
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elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Head to head he has been.
Magic play great team ball and spread out scoring...its not about points per game.
Bullz rely on butler to zcore..magic dont rely on harris to score as much

Hey Arty, maybe it's time you sit this one out. Maybe it's time to stop trying to talk basketball.
Butler leads Harris in H2H matchups:

- points
- fg percentage
- ft percentage
- 3 pt percentage
- assists
- steals
- blocks

To be fair, Harris leads in TOs and PFs.

Oh, and the Bulls have won 11 out of 14 of the games. By the way... it's not getting any better. In the past 3 games, Harris has shot...

6 - 17 fg
2 - 13 fg
5 - 14 fg
29.5% fg

You were saying...?
We dont rely on harris..bulls would be finished without butler..thats the difference...
Plus harris doesnt match up with butler...oladipo does..so compare him to harris..and while you are at it..compare head to head rose and payton...
And magic have won 2 of the last three and will win the remaing two this year..bulls are fools gold

Stop. Just stop.

YOU claimed Harris was better than Butler head-to-head. Not me. Not anybody else.

It's time to eat crow. Or your words. Or whatever else you're stuffing down your gullet, you big fat piece of goo.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:

Hey Arty, maybe it's time you sit this one out. Maybe it's time to stop trying to talk basketball.
Butler leads Harris in H2H matchups:

- points
- fg percentage
- ft percentage
- 3 pt percentage
- assists
- steals
- blocks

To be fair, Harris leads in TOs and PFs.

Oh, and the Bulls have won 11 out of 14 of the games. By the way... it's not getting any better. In the past 3 games, Harris has shot...

6 - 17 fg
2 - 13 fg
5 - 14 fg
29.5% fg

You were saying...?
We dont rely on harris..bulls would be finished without butler..thats the difference...
Plus harris doesnt match up with butler...oladipo does..so compare him to harris..and while you are at it..compare head to head rose and payton...
And magic have won 2 of the last three and will win the remaing two this year..bulls are fools gold

Stop. Just stop.

YOU claimed Harris was better than Butler head-to-head. Not me. Not anybody else.

It's time to eat crow. Or your words. Or whatever else you're stuffing down your gullet, you big fat piece of goo.
Lol at the bulls .basically a one man team..going nowhere fast like your posts
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elartman1973 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: We dont rely on harris..bulls would be finished without butler..thats the difference...
Plus harris doesnt match up with butler...oladipo does..so compare him to harris..and while you are at it..compare head to head rose and payton...
And magic have won 2 of the last three and will win the remaing two this year..bulls are fools gold

Stop. Just stop.

YOU claimed Harris was better than Butler head-to-head. Not me. Not anybody else.

It's time to eat crow. Or your words. Or whatever else you're stuffing down your gullet, you big fat piece of goo.
Lol at the bulls .basically a one man team..going nowhere fast like your posts
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elartman1973 wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote:Rubbing one out before a date is exactly what you don't want to do, actually.

It reduces your sexual energy and sexual presence, which is unproductive in a romantic setting.
I use to rub one out every morning in the shower in college...so many hot women that if you didnt you would be intimidated and fumble your words...worked out great for me..except a few times when I found myself out of juice at the most inopportune times
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So this is a real god damn thing with you mouth breathers? Jesus Christ I always thought it was just a joke for high school kids who can't hold their shit beyond 2 pumps (2 back and forths). Artman did you seriously beat it before dates because you can't contain yourself in front of some bare poon?

I'm speechless, just absolutely speechless on how pathetically pathetic you sound to me right now.


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lettherebehouse wrote:So this is a real god damn thing with you mouth breathers? Jesus Christ I always thought it was just a joke for high school kids who can't hold their shit beyond 2 pumps (2 back and forths). Artman did you seriously beat it before dates because you can't contain yourself in front of some bare poon?

I'm speechless, just absolutely speechless on how pathetically pathetic you sound to me right now.


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elartman1973 wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:So this is a real god damn thing with you mouth breathers? Jesus Christ I always thought it was just a joke for high school kids who can't hold their shit beyond 2 pumps (2 back and forths). Artman did you seriously beat it before dates because you can't contain yourself in front of some bare poon?

I'm speechless, just absolutely speechless on how pathetically pathetic you sound to me right now.


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No..I last too long actually..always been the case
You can't keep it up.

Women only hang out with you because you have weed
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