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Bush4Ever wrote:
WiseGuy wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote:I don't get it.

She was offering sexual favors for twenty five cents. You can get an abacus or more fingers.
For all of your wisecracking, you can't seem to think very clearly.

If your interpretation was correct, she would have done 1,201 tricks.

Spread out over 360 minutes, that works out to 3.34 tricks per minute or roughly a trick every 18 seconds.

That is a ridiculous scenario. You have to do all of this in 18 seconds...

1. Find a NEW guy
2. Approach
3. Discuss the exchange
4. Do the trick
5. Take the quarter

Non-stop and continuously for 6 hours.

So no, you are wrong and that interpretation is flawed.
Yeah, that's another thing... it's mathematically impossible.
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my only frame of reference is grand theft auto, when i would bang bitches and then hit them in the head with a baseball bat.
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yuh_nuccu wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote:
WiseGuy wrote:
She was offering sexual favors for twenty five cents. You can get an abacus or more fingers.
For all of your wisecracking, you can't seem to think very clearly.

If your interpretation was correct, she would have done 1,201 tricks.

Spread out over 360 minutes, that works out to 3.34 tricks per minute or roughly a trick every 18 seconds.

That is a ridiculous scenario. You have to do all of this in 18 seconds...

1. Find a NEW guy
2. Approach
3. Discuss the exchange
4. Do the trick
5. Take the quarter

Non-stop and continuously for 6 hours.

So no, you are wrong and that interpretation is flawed.
Yeah, that's another thing... it's mathematically impossible.
She presumably has 2 hands, a mouth, and 2 holes. How is it impossible?
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Why would women have sex with more than one man at a time?

Wouldn't that ruin the experience for both of them?
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AlaskaHawks wrote:
yuh_nuccu wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote: For all of your wisecracking, you can't seem to think very clearly.

If your interpretation was correct, she would have done 1,201 tricks.

Spread out over 360 minutes, that works out to 3.34 tricks per minute or roughly a trick every 18 seconds.

That is a ridiculous scenario. You have to do all of this in 18 seconds...

1. Find a NEW guy
2. Approach
3. Discuss the exchange
4. Do the trick
5. Take the quarter

Non-stop and continuously for 6 hours.

So no, you are wrong and that interpretation is flawed.
Yeah, that's another thing... it's mathematically impossible.
She presumably has 2 hands, a mouth, and 2 holes. How is it impossible?
Let's say she's doing 5 guys at a time. Mouth, ass, puss, and both hands. The guys still have to cum ridiculously fast and she would have to have a clientele already lined up to go right away. It's not feasible in the original construct of the joke.
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Think about it... even if she's in some project building in Chicago or NYC (populous area with lots of degenerates on the street at any given time) and has a trap house set up right outside her building where she can fuck 'em all and immediately runs out onto the street and yells at the top of her lungs "I'LL FUCK NUCCUZ & BITCHES FOR 25 CENTS RIGHT NOW, 5 AT A TIME!!!"

She still has to do 240 sets of 5 guys (and/or girls) AND each set has to finish in no more than a minute to allow the next 5 to get undressed and in place (30 seconds). Even if she managed to do that she would still have to round up over 15 pounds worth of semen-soaked quarters back home (at which point it would be abundantly obvious to the hubby that she was turning tricks for a quarter apiece, so the 25 cent question would no longer apply).
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