I AM HOME SICK TODAY ENTERTAIN ME PLEASE

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Deez
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:Should I buy a deuce-deuce or a good old-fashioned six shooter?

Or, stick with the long pointy stick I found in my backyard to scare off intruders?


[Note: I also have the ubiquitous aluminum baseball bat behind the door.]
I think in your case, you should just blow into your safety whistle, and I'll come over and help.

We call it our rape whistle.

That being said, I don't want you to think that I'm requesting you to come over and rape me when you hear it.
Nobody blows a whistle to have somebody come and rape them. Come on Abe....
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deezna10 wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Bush4Ever wrote: I think in your case, you should just blow into your safety whistle, and I'll come over and help.

We call it our rape whistle.

That being said, I don't want you to think that I'm requesting you to come over and rape me when you hear it.
Nobody blows a whistle to have somebody come and rape them. Come on Abe....

Oh.

The gal pal and I need to have a very serious discussion then...
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It's weird with guns. Since I've had kids, I've thought of owning guns to protect them in the house. At the same time though, I don't want a gun because I have small kids in the house.

What does Bush think I should do?
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Kingcarl24 wrote:It's weird with guns. Since I've had kids, I've thought of owning guns to protect them in the house. At the same time though, I don't want a gun because I have small kids in the house.

What does Bush think I should do?
Just get the kids guns too, but make sure they're all the same type of gun. You know how kids get.
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Max wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:It's weird with guns. Since I've had kids, I've thought of owning guns to protect them in the house. At the same time though, I don't want a gun because I have small kids in the house.

What does Bush think I should do?
Just get the kids guns too, but make sure they're all the same type of gun. You know how kids get.
According to the statistics, shouldn't there be less fights in my house if everyone has a gun?

I think that's how statistics work? Maybe Bush can help.
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swine flu!


oh yeah,
guns don't kill people....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ident.html
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