I guarantee I won't get a flat any time soon and possibly never. I'll be happy to eat crow if I do.elartman1973 wrote:Jinx..i guarantee you get a flaf witin the next two monthsRobceltsfan wrote:elartman1973 wrote: Lol at thinking that flat tires have something to do.with taking care of.your car...you can get a flat tire with brand new tires.idiot
Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.
17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires
Man up son.
lol at grown men who cant change a flat tire..pathetic
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Got run-flats. I'm good.
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This is hard to believe.Robceltsfan wrote:elartman1973 wrote:Lol at thinking that flat tires have something to do.with taking care of.your car...you can get a flat tire with brand new tires.idiotRobceltsfan wrote: I've put more than 100,000 miles on 2 different cars and have never had a flat. Instead of "manning up" and changing your own tire, maybe you should be a real man and actually take care of your car.
Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.
17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires
Man up son.
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LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.
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As are most liesMax wrote:This is hard to believe.Robceltsfan wrote:elartman1973 wrote: Lol at thinking that flat tires have something to do.with taking care of.your car...you can get a flat tire with brand new tires.idiot
Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.
17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires
Man up son.
"I'm drivin Caddy, you fixin a FORD"
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Max wrote:This is hard to believe.Robceltsfan wrote:elartman1973 wrote: Lol at thinking that flat tires have something to do.with taking care of.your car...you can get a flat tire with brand new tires.idiot
Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.
17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires
Man up son.
The worst thing I've ever had happen to me is a blown transmission, and that was when I was 17 and was real, real hard on my vehicle. I've never had a flat tire (while out and about) and my wife of 8 years hasn't either. I've noticed screws and nails in the tires before and always had them removed and plugged prior to any blowouts occurring.
Maybe I'm just lucky, but tires have never been an issue of mine.
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Is that why everything you type is so hard to believe?elartman1973 wrote:As are most liesMax wrote:This is hard to believe.Robceltsfan wrote:
Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.
17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires
Man up son.
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He does lie probably 90% of the time on here.Robceltsfan wrote:Is that why everything you type is so hard to believe?elartman1973 wrote:As are most liesMax wrote: This is hard to believe.
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Artman is straight up owning you fools, and you don't even know it.
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Yeah that's luck. You'll have to let us know if/when it happens.Robceltsfan wrote:Max wrote:This is hard to believe.Robceltsfan wrote:
Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.
17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires
Man up son.
The worst thing I've ever had happen to me is a blown transmission, and that was when I was 17 and was real, real hard on my vehicle. I've never had a flat tire (while out and about) and my wife of 8 years hasn't either. I've noticed screws and nails in the tires before and always had them removed and plugged prior to any blowouts occurring.
Maybe I'm just lucky, but tires have never been an issue of mine.
And do you know how to fix it? Sometimes AAA isn't an option.
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If forced to change one I could change it, but I honestly haven't changed a tire in probably 15 years and that was helping out my dad back in the day. It wouldn't be a quick pit stop.Max wrote:Yeah that's luck. You'll have to let us know if/when it happens.Robceltsfan wrote:Max wrote: This is hard to believe.
The worst thing I've ever had happen to me is a blown transmission, and that was when I was 17 and was real, real hard on my vehicle. I've never had a flat tire (while out and about) and my wife of 8 years hasn't either. I've noticed screws and nails in the tires before and always had them removed and plugged prior to any blowouts occurring.
Maybe I'm just lucky, but tires have never been an issue of mine.
And do you know how to fix it? Sometimes AAA isn't an option.
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LOL. Artman cant afford run flats?
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As Max pointed out earlier, the shittiest part is really just how back the stock jacks are in the cars.Robceltsfan wrote:If forced to change one I could change it, but I honestly haven't changed a tire in probably 15 years and that was helping out my dad back in the day. It wouldn't be a quick pit stop.Max wrote:Yeah that's luck. You'll have to let us know if/when it happens.Robceltsfan wrote:
The worst thing I've ever had happen to me is a blown transmission, and that was when I was 17 and was real, real hard on my vehicle. I've never had a flat tire (while out and about) and my wife of 8 years hasn't either. I've noticed screws and nails in the tires before and always had them removed and plugged prior to any blowouts occurring.
Maybe I'm just lucky, but tires have never been an issue of mine.
And do you know how to fix it? Sometimes AAA isn't an option.
I had to put on chains in December about 5 different times driving to San Francisco, that was harder than changing a tire. My fingers felt like they were gonna freeze. ha.
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You been smoking with Artie again?lettherebehouse wrote:Artman is straight up owning you fools, and you don't even know it.
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Havlicekstealsit wrote:LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.
AAA is kinda nice if you ever need a tow. I can fix a flat tire... I can't tow a car myself.
You can also get discounted rates at hotels and stuff.
Holy shitballs. I have become my grandpa. How did this happen?
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:Havlicekstealsit wrote:LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.
AAA is kinda nice if you ever need a tow. I can fix a flat tire... I can't tow a car myself.
You can also get discounted rates at hotels and stuff.
Holy shitballs. I have become my grandpa. How did this happen?
AAA is a good service with plenty of side benefits, but I really have it to make the wife feel like she has an option when I'm not available.
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You probably have coverage on your insurance policy as well. For about $10 a yearAbeVigodaLive wrote:Havlicekstealsit wrote:LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.
AAA is kinda nice if you ever need a tow. I can fix a flat tire... I can't tow a car myself.
You can also get discounted rates at hotels and stuff.
Holy shitballs. I have become my grandpa. How did this happen?
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AlaskaHawks wrote:You probably have coverage on your insurance policy as well. For about $10 a yearAbeVigodaLive wrote:Havlicekstealsit wrote:LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.
AAA is kinda nice if you ever need a tow. I can fix a flat tire... I can't tow a car myself.
You can also get discounted rates at hotels and stuff.
Holy shitballs. I have become my grandpa. How did this happen?
I don't think I do. Do I?
Maybe I do. What the fuck? Now I feel like my senile grandpa.
Re: lol at grown men who cant change a flat tire..pathetic
I worked on a pit crew in professional stock car race, once.
That's an intense way to change tires.
That's an intense way to change tires.
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