Tatum

[Uncontroversial]

Do you not comprehend how cringy you’re coming across right now?

Him and artman are one and the same, insufferable homers.

What a stupid take. Artie is in his own league, at least with respect to current teams. If we talk historical interpretations, then TDK for the Bulls and Shill for the Lakers take the cake. Rob isn't even in the area code.

rob is arguably worse than those

[kobeunderbite]

The Tatum question is layers deep. Did his brain subconsciously drift him towards these celebrations because he isn't capable of any original thoughts or ideas? Did he study celebrations on YouTube thinking that either he wouldn't be found out or that people would somehow interpret it as charming? What are his real, organic instincts telling him to do in these kinds of situations? Does he have any self awareness at all?

A lot of this sounds reasonable, and I think his social awkwardness would give us another Derrick Rose situation…

Rose is even less autistic seeming than Tatum and I'm serious. The most autistic players in the league right now are Tatum by a longshot, then Ben Simmons, then Markelle Fultz, then Rose.

[Robceltsfan]

An autistic champion. Groundbreaking!!!!

[lettherebehouse]

An autistic champion. Groundbreaking!!!!

Dude just stop. You’re already dead.

[Robceltsfan]

Bro, you think I'm not loving the attention?

Just wait until I start bumping threads from all the dumb shit you guys posted the past 6 years!

[kobeunderbite]

What did anyone hating on Tatum get disproven about? He's still a soft, weird bitch and his awful Finals performance validated most takes about him.

[Robceltsfan]

Gotta thank the Sixers and Lakers for this title.

Choosing Fultz, Ingram, Lonzo and Simmons over Jayson & Jaylen is truly the reason we're all here.

[Alex_Murphy]

Congrats Rob

[Robceltsfan]

Congrats Rob

Thanks!

[PhutureDynasty]

It wasn't the Sixers, it was the NBA. I already posted this but I'll repost so Roberto can see it...

"The NBA's response to The Process essentially created this Boston title.

*Hinkie joins the Sixers*

*Sixers start tanking*

*League gets butthurt and wrongfully removes Hinkie*

*League replaces Hinkie with NBA shill Jerry Colangelo*

*Jerry hires Bryan Colangelo to step in, no nepotism there...*

*Bryan Colangelo trades up for Fultz and gives Boston the superior player in Tatum and additional draft capital. No chance genius Samuel Hinkie does this*

If the league allows The Process to continue with Hinkie without bullshit interference, we never see this Boston title."

NBA interference is the reason this Boston title exists.

[kobeunderbite]

Gotta thank the Sixers and Lakers for this title.

Choosing Fultz, Ingram, Lonzo and Simmons over Jayson & Jaylen is truly the reason we're all here.

Lakers won a title and an in-season title because of those decisions lol

[Robceltsfan]

Gotta thank the Sixers and Lakers for this title.

Choosing Fultz, Ingram, Lonzo and Simmons over Jayson & Jaylen is truly the reason we're all here.

Lakers won a title and an in-season title because of those decisions lol

And that window is closed. The Celtics are primed for more. Thanks, Lakers!!!

[kobeunderbite]

Gotta thank the Sixers and Lakers for this title.

Choosing Fultz, Ingram, Lonzo and Simmons over Jayson & Jaylen is truly the reason we're all here.

Lakers won a title and an in-season title because of those decisions lol

And that window is closed. The Celtics are primed for more. Thanks, Lakers!!!

I've heard this one before lol. Puffing your chest out over your second ring in 30 years

[Robceltsfan]

Lakers won a title and an in-season title because of those decisions lol

And that window is closed. The Celtics are primed for more. Thanks, Lakers!!!

I've heard this one before lol. Puffing your chest out over your second ring in 30 years

It'll be puffed out further in about 12 months.

[Da Stars.]

If I was no living in Dallas, I would not have rooted for the Mavs. I would buy Havs and Rob a drink, piss in Bushes. Rob, a graceful winner.

[Alex_Murphy]

If I was no living in Dallas, I would not have rooted for the Mavs. I would buy Havs and Rob a drink, piss in Bushes. Rob, a graceful winner.

I told you not to root for the mavs.. you and madnesss are literally the kiss of dearth.