If you guys knew how good I smelled right now

[Bush4Ever.]

I haven't used cologne since I was like 15 years old.

Shower
Soap
Swipe your pits with Old Spice

Good to go.

The science of body odor to sexually attraction is actually interesting, even on a Wikipedia-level.

[lettherebehouse]

I haven't used cologne since I was like 15 years old.

Shower
Soap
Swipe your pits with Old Spice

Good to go.

The science of body odor to sexually attraction is actually interesting, even on a Wikipedia-level.

Alright but there’s obviously an exception when we’re talking about Ocean body spray by Bath & Body Works, right?

[Bush4Ever.]

Alright but there’s obviously an exception when we’re talking about Ocean body spray by Bath & Body Works, right?

I have a vague recollection of vanilla being the highest rated scent for women (out of artificial ones), and pumpkin for men (I think?), so if that is ever an issue we have a few bottles of vanilla extract I can use.

[PhutureDynasty]

Alright but there’s obviously an exception when we’re talking about Ocean body spray by Bath & Body Works, right?

I have a vague recollection of vanilla being the highest rated scent for women (out of artificial ones), and pumpkin for men (I think?), so if that is ever an issue we have a few bottles of vanilla extract I can use.

If that's the case, I'll ditch the gym and start eating vanilla ice cream only.

[CleveTown™]

Tbh I wish I was there right now… smelling you

lol bruh...get them and smell great you won't regret it.

[Da Stars.]

Shit with cologne is still shit. Clevey is nothing but Korean shit. Hiding behind his Korean whore wife.

[manchild98]

I haven't used cologne since I was like 15 years old.

Shower
Soap
Swipe your pits with Old Spice

Good to go.

The science of body odor to sexually attraction is actually interesting, even on a Wikipedia-level.

Alright but there’s obviously an exception when we’re talking about Ocean body spray by Bath & Body Works, right?

[CleveTown™]

Shit with cologne is still shit. Clevey is nothing but Korean shit. Hiding behind his Korean whore wife.

lol that was pretty aggressive, stars. everything ok over there? Accept Jesus Christ as your savior yet? you're almost dead, I'd do it FAST.

[_Vcsgrizzfan_]

I put as little chemical products on my body as possible. Most of that shit has chemicals that can do Lord knows what to you. Organic soap and a quick dab of organic shampoo and that’s about it.

[CleveTown™]

I put as little chemical products on my body as possible. Most of that shit has chemicals that can do Lord knows what to you. Organic soap and a quick dab of organic shampoo and that’s about it.

you're a weird guy. stop being so paranoid. Do you know how safe and compliant fragrance companies have to be? it's perfectly safe. spray it on your clothes if you dont want to spray it on your skin.

[lettherebehouse]

I put as little chemical products on my body as possible. Most of that shit has chemicals that can do Lord knows what to you. Organic soap and a quick dab of organic shampoo and that’s about it.

Bro… organic soap?

[kobeunderbite]

I put as little chemical products on my body as possible. Most of that shit has chemicals that can do Lord knows what to you. Organic soap and a quick dab of organic shampoo and that’s about it.

you're a weird guy. stop being so paranoid. Do you know how safe and compliant fragrance companies have to be? it's perfectly safe. spray it on your clothes if you dont want to spray it on your skin.

He's completely right and you're incredibly naive if you believe there are standards keeping typical things like soap, toothpaste or detergent safe.

[_Vcsgrizzfan_]

I put as little chemical products on my body as possible. Most of that shit has chemicals that can do Lord knows what to you. Organic soap and a quick dab of organic shampoo and that’s about it.

you're a weird guy. stop being so paranoid. Do you know how safe and compliant fragrance companies have to be? it's perfectly safe. spray it on your clothes if you dont want to spray it on your skin.

Actually, I do know, and ergo, why I avoid them. You can get approval for many chemicals with virtually no testing and certainly no human testing. Guys like you should be especially careful. Male testosterone levels are plummeting in the developed world as are fertility rates, and chemicals ingested in our food and on our skin are prime suspects. My free T is still above 800 at age 65, probably double yours Clevey. I'll keep staying paranoid, thank you very much.

[kobeunderbite]

I put as little chemical products on my body as possible. Most of that shit has chemicals that can do Lord knows what to you. Organic soap and a quick dab of organic shampoo and that’s about it.

you're a weird guy. stop being so paranoid. Do you know how safe and compliant fragrance companies have to be? it's perfectly safe. spray it on your clothes if you dont want to spray it on your skin.

Actually, I do know, and ergo, why I avoid them. You can get approval for many chemicals with virtually no testing and certainly no human testing. Guys like you should be especially careful. Male testosterone levels are plummeting in the developed world as are fertility rates, and chemicals ingested in our food and on our skin are prime suspects. My free T is still above 800 at age 65, probably double yours Clevey. I'll keep staying paranoid, thank you very much.

He strikes me as the kind of guy who eats a daily dinner of frozen chicken re-fried in vegetable oil, eaten searing hot off a plastic disposable plate.

[_Vcsgrizzfan_]

I put as little chemical products on my body as possible. Most of that shit has chemicals that can do Lord knows what to you. Organic soap and a quick dab of organic shampoo and that’s about it.

Bro… organic soap?

Costs a few extra pennies. Cheapest insurance you'll ever buy. Buy non plastic coated bamboo dental floss and a true quality toothpaste too.

Do you have any idea how much microplastic particles the average north American is walking around with? It's freaking insane. No troll, we aren't genetically designed to handle that crap. Another reason I steam or sauna almost every day - at least sweat out some of that shit you get inadvertently.

Proctor and Gamble doesn't give two shits about your health bro. It's on you.

[lettherebehouse]

I put as little chemical products on my body as possible. Most of that shit has chemicals that can do Lord knows what to you. Organic soap and a quick dab of organic shampoo and that’s about it.

Bro… organic soap?

Costs a few extra pennies. Cheapest insurance you'll ever buy. Buy non plastic coated bamboo dental floss and a true quality toothpaste too.

Do you have any idea how much microplastic particles the average north American is walking around with? It's freaking insane. No troll, we aren't genetically designed to handle that crap. Another reason I steam or sauna almost every day - at least sweat out some of that shit you get inadvertently.

Proctor and Gamble doesn't give two shits about your health bro. It's on you.

You just got me rethinking my life’s choices

[Bush4Ever.]