Damn, this pizza is fuego

[AlaskaHawks]

This is the pizza Tits is bragging about

You can get better in the frozen section

Orlando isn’t known for their quality though…of anything

Yikes. This is their Sicilian Sausage. Looks terrible.

[elartman1973]

This is the pizza Tits is bragging about

You can get better in the frozen section

Orlando isn’t known for their quality though…of anything

100% wrong

[elartman1973]

Two idiots posting pics that have zero to do with the place. Losers

This is the real pizza outside the actual place.
Literally the same exact pie we had



Orlando has elite pizza. Claiming otherwise is just ignorance and lack of research and education on the topic.

[ripper76]

[Bush4Ever.]

The pizza Artman posted looks like shit, still.

Here is what a real pizza (rated as one of the best in the country) looks like, even in the most basic form (this place is about 30 minutes from me, which using the Orlando-Artman rules means it still counts as my hometown because it's a good thing and good things in my town make me awesome by association):

[elartman1973]

The pizza Artman posted looks like shit, still.

Here is what a real pizza (rated as one of the best in the country) looks like, even in the most basic form (this place is about 30 minutes from me, which using the Orlando-Artman rules means it still counts as my hometown because it's a good thing and good things in my town make me awesome by association):

Mine was better and 5 min from me and does look better than yours

[PhutureDynasty]

Trying to eat better recently and this thread is making me want pizza for lunch...

Holding strong though.

[Bush4Ever.]

Mine was better and 5 min from me

Lunacy. How can you be so fat and misunderstand pizza so badly?

DeLucia's you need reservations to pick up a pie, and the brick ovens have been used for 80+ years.

It's also literally tied for the highest "real" (i.e.--not hometown) score in the entire history of One Bite Pizza reviews.

https://www.onebitepizzarankings.com/

Worth noting, the highest place in Orlando at the moment is Pizza Bruno, which scored a 7.5 (which is basically a quarter-step above average on the real scale), ranking a robust 320th.

[elartman1973]

Mine was better and 5 min from me

Lunacy. How can you be so fat and misunderstand pizza so badly?

DeLucia's you need reservations to pick up a pie, and the brick ovens have been used for 80+ years.

It's also literally tied for the highest "real" (i.e.--not hometown) score in the entire history of One Bite Pizza reviews.

https://www.onebitepizzarankings.com/

Worth noting, the highest place in Orlando at the moment is Pizza Bruno, which scored a 7.5 (which is basically a quarter-step above average on the real scale), ranking a robust 320th.

Smh...
Im not fat dumbass.
And smh at you falling for those ratings and claiming its the best when its far from it and most places arent even reviewed and his reviews are trash and striclty based on what style he likes and hes a fucking jewish guy.
And lol at thinking thst gourmet pizza is the best in orlando because its one of a few he tried

Fail.

Read the reviews and not the one out of hundreds that is bad but all of them.

Its a great pizza and your boy would definitely have rated it near 9, deal with it

[AlaskaHawks]

Trying to eat better recently and this thread is making me want pizza for lunch...

Holding strong though.

Stay strong Bro.

Healthy food ain't so bad.

[PhutureDynasty]

Trying to eat better recently and this thread is making me want pizza for lunch...

Holding strong though.

Stay strong Bro.

Healthy food ain't so bad.

When you're right, you're right.

[Bush4Ever.]

Smh...
Im not fat dumbass.
And smh at you falling for those ratings and claiming its the best when its far from it and most places arent even reviewed and his reviews are trash and striclty based on what style he likes and hes a fucking jewish guy.
And lol at thinking thst gourmet pizza is the best in orlando because its one of a few he tried

Fail.

Read the reviews and not the one out of hundreds that is bad but all of them.

Its a great pizza and your boy would definitely have rated it near 9, deal with it

DeLucia's scored an 8.4 on 234 community reviews on the regular app:

https://onebite.app/restaurant/delucias ... j-174cc193

By the way, Papa D's scored an Orlando 6.8, and could only muster 13 reviews:

https://onebite.app/restaurant/papa-d-p ... l-0614da0d

Keep in mind, that's a NY/NJ 8.4, compared to an Orlando 6.8.

It's like shooting 43 percent from three in the NBA compared to 35 percent in D1 and claiming the D1 shooter is better.

Spoiler:

Fat ass

[elartman1973]

Smh...
Im not fat dumbass.
And smh at you falling for those ratings and claiming its the best when its far from it and most places arent even reviewed and his reviews are trash and striclty based on what style he likes and hes a fucking jewish guy.
And lol at thinking thst gourmet pizza is the best in orlando because its one of a few he tried

Fail.

Read the reviews and not the one out of hundreds that is bad but all of them.

Its a great pizza and your boy would definitely have rated it near 9, deal with it

DeLucia's scored an 8.4 on 234 community reviews on the regular app:

https://onebite.app/restaurant/delucias ... j-174cc193

By the way, Papa D's scored an Orlando 6.8, and could only muster 13 reviews:

https://onebite.app/restaurant/papa-d-p ... l-0614da0d

Keep in mind, that's a NY/NJ 8.4, compared to an Orlando 6.8.

It's like shooting 43 percent from three in the NBA compared to 35 percent in D1 and claiming the D1 shooter is better.

Spoiler:

Fat ass

One bite.....smh

Try again moron.
Its far better than that shit rating system youre brainwashed by

Ive tried pizza everywhere including brooklyn and manhattan, including rome and naples.
I know whats up. I dont need some idiots ratings.
Mines a clear cut elite pie. Thats a fact.
You cant comnent on shit youve never had.

Lol at your vastly overcooked pizza youre jerking off about because a jew guy with specific taste has brainwashed you into thinking what he likes is what matters and his frozen pizza based on his tastes is literally the worst puzza on earth

You really are that dumb

[Thedictator]

Artman got worked in this thread

Spoiler:

Well being unemployed lol

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

This is on the wall in that pizza joint lol:

https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1s0x ... AV6BAgaEAc

Gotta have a pic of a superior city on the wall of course.

[Bush4Ever.]

One bite.....smh

Try again moron.
Its far better than that shit rating system youre brainwashed by

Ive tried pizza everywhere including brooklyn and manhattan, including rome and naples.
I know whats up. I dont need some idiots ratings.
Mines a clear cut elite pie. Thats a fact.
You cant comnent on shit youve never had.

Lol at your vastly overcooked pizza youre jerking off about because a jew guy with specific taste has brainwashed you into thinking what he likes is what matters and his frozen pizza based on his tastes is literally the worst puzza on earth

You really are that dumb

Apparently all 234 reviewers got brainwashed at the same time, and the daily multihour backlog (to the point where they have to actively turn customers away...and this was before his review, btw) is all a reflection of some sort of mass random brainwashing.

Wild.

Just another "coincidental" objective metric under which Orlando fails, but would have TOTALLY succeeded if not for some random, animal spirit that threw people's perception of "the truth" into disarray.

[elartman1973]

Damn.i anihilated the fuck out of bush(league) in this thread

Ouchie

[elartman1973]

This is on the wall in that pizza joint lol:

https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1s0x ... AV6BAgaEAc

Gotta have a pic of a superior city on the wall of course.

So a NY style pizza joint owned and operated by former New Yorkers has pics of old NY on the walls?

Jfc youre dumb

[Bush4Ever.]

Damn.i anihilated the fuck out of bush(league) in this thread

Ouchie

Your tits annihilate the fuck out of your skin when they bounce and rub against your body all day.

Spoiler:

Fat. Tits. Fat.

[elartman1973]

One bite.....smh

Try again moron.
Its far better than that shit rating system youre brainwashed by

Ive tried pizza everywhere including brooklyn and manhattan, including rome and naples.
I know whats up. I dont need some idiots ratings.
Mines a clear cut elite pie. Thats a fact.
You cant comnent on shit youve never had.

Lol at your vastly overcooked pizza youre jerking off about because a jew guy with specific taste has brainwashed you into thinking what he likes is what matters and his frozen pizza based on his tastes is literally the worst puzza on earth

You really are that dumb

Apparently all 234 reviewers got brainwashed at the same time, and the daily multihour backlog (to the point where they have to actively turn customers away...and this was before his review, btw) is all a reflection of some sort of mass random brainwashing.

Wild.

Just another "coincidental" objective metric under which Orlando fails, but would have TOTALLY succeeded if not for some random, animal spirit that threw people's perception of "the truth" into disarray.

So 13 reviews is all of a sudden 234 reviews?

Try yelp dumbfuck and not some stupid bullshit buased crap with specific criterias that are not based on one jewish guys opinions