I cut my thumb

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King Deez wrote:
l3 o $$ wrote:
gaskill15 wrote:I see this thread is still discussing deez's pen15.
Deez has no pen1s... he overdosed on viagra and his dick fell off and they had to amputate it.

from what i heard. :mj:
Your GF knows it didn't fall off.
jokes on you im not the committal type so i dont have a GF

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I got a tinfoil cut in between my fingers the other day. That shit sucks.
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Back on topic. OP - to prevent infection, here's something you can do:

If you have a S/O, insist they lend a hand. If solo, I recommend you grip your thumb and tug towards the tip of your thumb; it will take a few tugs. In 7-10 minutes this action will cause white puss to squirt out of the tip. After you have relieved your thumb of this milky mess, your thumb may go limp, but it, and the rest of your body, will be relieved and feel much better.
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AlaskaHawks wrote:I got a tinfoil cut in between my fingers the other day. That shit sucks.
That shit really does suck.
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AlaskaHawks wrote:I got a tinfoil cut in between my fingers the other day. That shit sucks.
Paper cuts are the worst....
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Johnnyblazzed wrote:Back on topic. OP - to prevent infection, here's something you can do:

If you have a S/O, insist they lend a hand. If solo, I recommend you grip your thumb and tug towards the tip of your thumb; it will take a few tugs. In 7-10 minutes this action will cause white puss to squirt out of the tip. After you have relieved your thumb of this milky mess, your thumb may go limp, but it, and the rest of your body, will be relieved and feel much better.

Then soak it in cider.

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