where has FSUHeater been?

[kobeunderbite]

Abe's post was one of my favorite ever in this boards history, I opened this thread just to read it again.

[fsuheater]

She sent me an email recently. Here it is...

"Hi Abe. Just checking in to see what's going on with AngerGeneral. Things are great here. I just finished running a marathon in 2:23, just below world record time. I'll have to improve. Now, I'm taking my husband to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the basketball game. I'm going to just drop him off though so he can hang with his friends. Tomorrow, I have a big day. A local ad agency wants to use me for a new national tv spot where me and some bikini models splash around on the beach. I don't know why they chose me. I'm not even close to being a model. I mean, I'm a size 2 for crying out loud! Probably from all those ribeye steaks I eat and beers I drink while just hanging out talking about sports.

After that, I'm going to run another 37 miles. That will give me just enough time to win a couple of court cases remotely while I run. Then, I'm going to pick up my kids from school and take them to the park, waterslide, zoo, planetarium and over to the baseball field where I'm head coach for my son's championship team. We'll probably end the day saving kittens from trees and feeding the homeless before getting back home for the perfect 8 hours of sleep before I cure cancer and eat burgers tomorrow in-between adding a third-level addition to my house, throwing a surprise birthday for my hubby and teaching my kids advanced algebra. Oh, the struggles of a mom. It's hard work!"

WEAK. Everyone knows my husband is the baseball coach. Not me.

[Deez]