I become a Godfather today...

[elartman1973]

To my little neice Katy...
Inhad to gonbuy a new sports jacket because all my other ones no longer fit..
The young chick at Joseph A Banks was amazing..as soon as i walked innyesterday all i could see were here beautiful perky tits pushed up and squeezed together as if god had placed them on a platter just for me..then she turned around and it was just as good if not better...she had on these super tight dress pants and the entire ass was on display for my salivatory needs....
Her next feat was measuring my chest..she had to get up close and do the measuring tape thing and her boobs were pressed up against my chest and injust glanced dwon and was presented with the beautiful bounty...
She was so hot that i just bought the first sports jacket she showed me...good thing its exactly what I was looking for and it needed zero terations..total time shopping was probably 7 minutes...guys spending so much time at shopping are not really men to me...go in grab what you need and get the fuckmout...pretty damn simple

[ripper76]

Sounds like the perfect shopping experience. Seems like things just work out for you all the time.

[elartman1973]

Sounds like the perfect shopping experience. Seems like things just work out for you all the time.

Yep...not only that but the jacket was marked down from $529 to $225 and hen when she rang it up there was another discount somthe final price was actually $179 plus tax....good deal
Only negative is dont have to go back in for tailoring however she did say they were out of jacket bags and gave me a.plastic one and said that i could come in next week and she would hook me up with a standard one....i think i may go back

[ripper76]

Sounds like the perfect shopping experience. Seems like things just work out for you all the time.

Yep...not only that but the jacket was marked down from $529 to $225 and hen when she rang it up there was another discount somthe final price was actually $179 plus tax....good deal
Only negative is dont have to go back in for tailoring however she did say they were out of jacket bags and gave me a.plastic one and said that i could come in next week and she would hook me up with a standard one....i think i may go back

That was probably her way of getting you to come back.

[kobeunderbite]

Lol at shopping at jab... may as well shop at goodwill. Even worse is buying formal wear there.

Embarrassing. What a shitty dresser.

[TheSaboteur]

LOL at jjgator.

[thatoothpick45]

LOL buying a suit from a dump like Joseph A Banks.

[FPL]

Congratulations Arty. Today you truly are "el Padrino".

[ripper76]

Sounds like we have some suit snobs here.

I passed the point a long time ago where I stopped worrying about how much I spent on material things.

[kobeunderbite]

Sounds like we have some suit snobs here.

I passed the point a long time ago where I stopped worrying about how much I spent on material things.

Has nothing to do with price. Embarrassing image you project when you wear that brand. It says, 'I don't care if I look like shit'. JAB is the kind of shit that grandmas buy for their grandsons.

[ripper76]

Sounds like we have some suit snobs here.

I passed the point a long time ago where I stopped worrying about how much I spent on material things.

Has nothing to do with price. Embarrassing image you project when you wear that brand. It says, 'I don't care if I look like shit'. JAB is the kind of shit that grandmas buy for their grandsons.

Might be an embarrassing image if that's how the business or social circle you are in views it. Not everybody associates themselves with that worldview.

[kobeunderbite]

Sounds like we have some suit snobs here.

I passed the point a long time ago where I stopped worrying about how much I spent on material things.

Has nothing to do with price. Embarrassing image you project when you wear that brand. It says, 'I don't care if I look like shit'. JAB is the kind of shit that grandmas buy for their grandsons.

Might be an embarrassing image if that's how the business or social circle you are in views it. Not everybody associates themselves with that worldview.

I have never heard a positive opinion of or association with JAB outside of grandmas and socially awkward people.

[thatoothpick45]

Joseph A Banks probably offers numerous Big&Tall section for Artie, normal department stores won't.

[ripper76]

I've never shopped there. The last suit I bought came from Kohl's.

[Repeat3peat]

To my little neice Katy...
Inhad to gonbuy a new sports jacket because all my other ones no longer fit..
The young chick at Joseph A Banks was amazing..as soon as i walked innyesterday all i could see were here beautiful perky tits pushed up and squeezed together as if god had placed them on a platter just for me..then she turned around and it was just as good if not better...she had on these super tight dress pants and the entire ass was on display for my salivatory needs....
Her next feat was measuring my chest..she had to get up close and do the measuring tape thing and her boobs were pressed up against my chest and injust glanced dwon and was presented with the beautiful bounty...
She was so hot that i just bought the first sports jacket she showed me...good thing its exactly what I was looking for and it needed zero terations..total time shopping was probably 7 minutes...guys spending so much time at shopping are not really men to me...go in grab what you need and get the fuckmout...pretty damn simple

Congrats....All BS aside that's an honor and a gesture someone needs to think a lot of you as an individual before bestowing. As for the chick......make sure to revisit, next time sporting your "magic cap".

[wailuaFC]

This has nothing to do with you being a godfather, you should titled it more appropriately

[elartman1973]

Lol at shopping at jab... may as well shop at goodwill. Even worse is buying formal wear there.

Embarrassing. What a shitty dresser.

Wasnt my first choice..i was in a rush dickweed :geek:

[elartman1973]

LOL buying a suit from a dump like Joseph A Banks.

I didnt buy a suit dickweed

[elartman1973]

Sounds like we have some suit snobs here.

I passed the point a long time ago where I stopped worrying about how much I spent on material things.

Has nothing to do with price. Embarrassing image you project when you wear that brand. It says, 'I don't care if I look like shit'. JAB is the kind of shit that grandmas buy for their grandsons.

Its a perry ellis dumbass..what the hell are you talking about brand¿

[kobeunderbite]

Sounds like we have some suit snobs here.

I passed the point a long time ago where I stopped worrying about how much I spent on material things.

Has nothing to do with price. Embarrassing image you project when you wear that brand. It says, 'I don't care if I look like shit'. JAB is the kind of shit that grandmas buy for their grandsons.

Its a perry ellis dumbass..what the hell are you talking about brand¿

Even worse. You are clearly too dense to understand that they carry awful brands. You probably shop at JC Penny too, fat boy.