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How many AG posters could make the cut?

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1: Abe
2: Bush
3: Deez
4: Hawks
5: Carl

Coach: Grizz
GM: FPL
Owner: Stars

This squad in current day form would win the WNBA Championship. No doubt in my mind.
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I haven't played basketball in a competitive league in almost 10 years.

My game is probably legit ass at this point.

My last true moment of glory was as a graduate student dominating the [Big U] B-League intermural championship game and winning MVP. IIRC I had like 37 points and was outrageously hot.

Mind you, this was the B-League, so basically playing against other graduate students, undergrads, professors, admin staff, regular workers, etc...

#glorydays
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Thu Mar 13, 2025 11:15 pm I haven't played basketball in a competitive league in almost 10 years.

My game is probably legit ass at this point.

My last true moment of glory was as a graduate student dominating the [Big U] B-League intermural championship game and winning MVP. IIRC I had like 37 points and was outrageously hot.

Mind you, this was the B-League, so basically playing against other graduate students, undergrads, professors, admin staff, regular workers, etc...

#glorydays
As owner of this team, I will not tolerate any of this candy ass shit. I see fines in your future.
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Goddamn Stars bodied Bush

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Jesus Christ Stars.

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lmao
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Juwanna mann about to become a real thing.
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And if Grizz cannot whip you guys into shape I will. Herbies start at 5 AM.
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wtf are Herbies? Is that like the old man version of burpees?
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LNS wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 12:45 pm wtf are Herbies? Is that like the old man version of burpees?
Bushy has this way of using the Mighty Ducks as a hockey reference. I used one a little bit more true. Before I answer your question. Did you ever play organized basketball? Herbies and quarters are the same thing. Herbies is what the USA men's hockey team called them when Herb Brooks was the coach. Or do I need to draw you a picture of what it is.
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Da Stars. wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 1:13 pm
LNS wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 12:45 pm wtf are Herbies? Is that like the old man version of burpees?
Bushy has this way of using the Mighty Ducks as a hockey reference. I used one a little bit more true. Before I answer your question. Did you ever play organized basketball? Herbies and quarters are the same thing. Herbies is what the USA men's hockey team called them when Herb Brooks was the coach. Or do I need to draw you a picture of what it is.
No.. only football and then later boxing
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LNS wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 1:26 pm
Da Stars. wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 1:13 pm
LNS wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 12:45 pm wtf are Herbies? Is that like the old man version of burpees?
Bushy has this way of using the Mighty Ducks as a hockey reference. I used one a little bit more true. Before I answer your question. Did you ever play organized basketball? Herbies and quarters are the same thing. Herbies is what the USA men's hockey team called them when Herb Brooks was the coach. Or do I need to draw you a picture of what it is.
No.. only football and then later boxing
OK, Baseline, foul line, baseline, midcourt, baseline, foul line, baseline, far baseline.
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Those are suicide sprints, Stars.
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Da Stars. wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 2:19 pm
LNS wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 1:26 pm
Da Stars. wrote: Fri Mar 14, 2025 1:13 pm

Bushy has this way of using the Mighty Ducks as a hockey reference. I used one a little bit more true. Before I answer your question. Did you ever play organized basketball? Herbies and quarters are the same thing. Herbies is what the USA men's hockey team called them when Herb Brooks was the coach. Or do I need to draw you a picture of what it is.
No.. only football and then later boxing
OK, Baseline, foul line, baseline, midcourt, baseline, foul line, baseline, far baseline.
We didn’t really do suicides when I played. There were a lot of fat linemen on the team.. they’d have keeled over. We had “gassers” which is kinda similar, but it’s easier and more bitchmade IMO. We’d basically sprint like 40-ish yards for a half gasser, or up and back for full gassers. TBH actually playing the game was more tiring than the training.

You ever get exhausted playing shuffleboard you FAT FUCK?
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the fans are already heckling our owner and we havent even played yet.

ouch
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You guys ever have to do 40 40s or the beep test? Those kicked my ass way more than suicides
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Stars is being extra aggressive today. Someone get that man a 30 rack of hamms
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