Fucking Christ. Toddlers are such cock blocks.

[Titan18]

I don’t know why I’m posting this, right now I’m waiting for my 3 year old to go to bed cause she’s in a weird stage where she refuses to fall asleep in her room by herself, so I can go fuck my wife and get the hawk tuah.

What a life

[Bush4Ever.]

When I was growing up my parents gave us a hot toddy.

It's regrettably consider a parental faux pas or "abuse" today.

[Titan18]

When I was growing up my parents gave us a hot toddy.

It's regrettably consider a parental faux pas or "abuse" today.

Whut? I’m legit confused. You had a pass to give your parents to go fuck? Or am I not understanding this correctly?

[Bush4Ever.]

Whut? I’m legit confused. You had a pass to give your parents to go fuck? Or am I not understanding this correctly?

My parents gave us a hot toddy to get us to go asleep as infants.

[Titan18]

Whut? I’m legit confused. You had a pass to give your parents to go fuck? Or am I not understanding this correctly?

My parents gave us a hot toddy to get us to go asleep as infants.

Okay now I get it

It’s a pretty great idea

[Alex_Murphy]

Put a little NyQuil in the Kool-Aid and trust me

I don’t even have kids and I know that works

[Titan18]

Boring Abe story alert

She went to bed and it was a good night

[lettherebehouse]

Boring Abe story alert

She went to bed and it was a good night

[PhutureDynasty]

Boring Abe story alert

She went to bed and it was a good night

[Da Stars.]

To bad the ole lady was not having her period.

[ElJorge]

To bad the ole lady was not having her period.

[elmerjfudd]

Whut? I’m legit confused. You had a pass to give your parents to go fuck? Or am I not understanding this correctly?

My parents gave us a hot toddy to get us to go asleep as infants.

Same here

[lettherebehouse]

To bad the ole lady was not having her period.

This is why we can’t have nice things, guys.

[CleveTown™]

it doesnt get better in regards to the cock blocking just to let you know

[AlaskaHawks]

Bruh ain't that the truth.