I just pulled a dick move at Publix

[ElJorge]

It's hot and steamy out.

It was hot. Sprinkling.

Shitty humid swamp weather

[wailuaFC]

Plus it's a pain to jump start from my car..new cars these days. Make batteries unaccessable without a little work..

Have your own cables

Does the 10 seconds it takes to remove the plastic covering really count as a little work? And if the moral of the story is to have your own cables, would him having his own really changed your laziness? This is just a poor look all around

It was hot. Sprinkling. I was clean showered. My battery is not simple to access like old cars.
I wasn't lazy. I was busy and had perishables to get home..
Him having his own cables would eliminate the need to ask people for cables. He was in the parking lot in an upscale area. Not my problem and I dont feel one bit guilty

Having cables doesn’t eliminate the need to ask for a jump, I don’t understand how that factors in at all.

[PhutureDynasty]

Does the 10 seconds it takes to remove the plastic covering really count as a little work? And if the moral of the story is to have your own cables, would him having his own really changed your laziness? This is just a poor look all around

It was hot. Sprinkling. I was clean showered. My battery is not simple to access like old cars.
I wasn't lazy. I was busy and had perishables to get home..
Him having his own cables would eliminate the need to ask people for cables. He was in the parking lot in an upscale area. Not my problem and I dont feel one bit guilty

Having cables doesn’t eliminate the need to ask for a jump, I don’t understand how that factors in at all.

I carry a Halo jump-starter in my car to avoid having to bother anyone else.

[Shill Jackson]

I’m thinking the guy was looking for a bear hook-up. The cables were an excuse.

Hey man, thank you so much for putting that image into my head.

[AlaskaHawks]

That's the spirit of treating everyone as equals.

[Alex_Murphy]

I pull hoes. Artman pulls dick.

[elartman1973]

That's the spirit of treating everyone as equals.

Whole packed parking lot full of people. Stop acting like I left him stranded
Jfc. I have my own shit going on. My time is limited and precious.

[elartman1973]

It's hot and steamy out.

It was hot. Sprinkling.

Shitty humid swamp weather

It's called subtropical dumbfuck..not swamp. Learn how climates and weather work
Enjoy your upcoming 15 feet of snow.

[elartman1973]

I misread the title as "I just pulled a dick at Publix"

Given the OP, a plausible misreading.

I’m thinking the guy was looking for a bear hook-up. The cables were an excuse.

You always think gay shit..
You hiding a secret?

[AlaskaHawks]

That's the spirit of treating everyone as equals.

Whole packed parking lot full of people. Stop acting like I left him stranded
Jfc. I have my own shit going on

Good job keeping those veggies fresh. That extra 45 seconds to jump his car would have had them all rotten and wilted.

[elartman1973]

Does the 10 seconds it takes to remove the plastic covering really count as a little work? And if the moral of the story is to have your own cables, would him having his own really changed your laziness? This is just a poor look all around

It was hot. Sprinkling. I was clean showered. My battery is not simple to access like old cars.
I wasn't lazy. I was busy and had perishables to get home..
Him having his own cables would eliminate the need to ask people for cables. He was in the parking lot in an upscale area. Not my problem and I dont feel one bit guilty

Having cables doesn’t eliminate the need to ask for a jump, I don’t understand how that factors in at all.

It helps and you can get a jump from 100% of people rather than only ones with cables.
Jfc man

[lettherebehouse]

ngl I stopped reading the thread title at “i just pulled a dick” and thought this was a shill jackson thread so i never opened it til now.

[Shill Jackson]

ngl I stopped reading the thread title at “i just pulled a dick” and thought this was a shill jackson thread so i never opened it til now.

[lettherebehouse]

ngl I stopped reading the thread title at “i just pulled a dick” and thought this was a shill jackson thread so i never opened it til now.

What?