Yes, retards. The earth is only 6,000 years old

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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:18 pm
ElJorge wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:38 pm Serious question… would you have hunted witches back in the 1600s, Daniel?
I definitely would have. And today’s witches are feminists. We need to get our hunt on
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lettherebehouse wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:23 pm I would’ve wanted to be some type of voodoo doctor or some shit back then so yall would’ve hunted me, but with my magic skills you would never catch this.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:32 pm
lettherebehouse wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:23 pm I would’ve wanted to be some type of voodoo doctor or some shit back then so yall would’ve hunted me, but with my magic skills you would never catch this.
All voodoo dominated cultures got owned by the white man from the age of colonization onwards. The banner of Christendom always wins.

That is certainly true. But I’m a straight G cuh and yall ain’t catchin me.


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lettherebehouse wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:41 pm
AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:32 pm
lettherebehouse wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:23 pm I would’ve wanted to be some type of voodoo doctor or some shit back then so yall would’ve hunted me, but with my magic skills you would never catch this.
All voodoo dominated cultures got owned by the white man from the age of colonization onwards. The banner of Christendom always wins.

That is certainly true. But I’m a straight G cuh and yall ain’t catchin me.


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in 2022 I took the family to visit Chichen Itza. we visited a mayan village on the way where a religious ritual was conferred on the tourists. kept my boys and my wife from joining the silly normies. told my youngest, " we are witnessing a demon possessed culture which was conquered and vanquished by the Spaniards who had not so recently evicted the jews and the akbars from their domains. truly a people of noble blood who need to reconnect with their heritage"
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I got underwear older than Earth.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 2:12 pm
lettherebehouse wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:41 pm
AtiliusRegulus wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 1:32 pm

All voodoo dominated cultures got owned by the white man from the age of colonization onwards. The banner of Christendom always wins.

That is certainly true. But I’m a straight G cuh and yall ain’t catchin me.


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in 2022 I took the family to visit Chichen Itza. we visited a mayan village on the way where a religious ritual was conferred on the tourists. kept my boys and my wife from joining the silly normies. told my youngest, " we are witnessing a demon possessed culture which was conquered and vanquished by the Spaniards who had not so recently evicted the jews and the akbars from their domains. truly a people of noble blood who need to reconnect with their heritage"
I love a nice bowl of chichen itza in the summertime
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ElJorge wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 11:58 am No… it is not. This is one of the parts of Christianity where they take a major L. Instead of evolving with modern data they double down on this dumbass 6K belief.
Christianity is not good at making predictions. Jesus will rise, a guy walked on water...None of their shit ever happens lol

Basically those retards back then would have been fooled by a simple magician...David Copperfield would be their jesus...Cleve ancestors, "He cut himself in half with a saw and then was put back together"...If they saw that shit, it would no doubt be in their book haha
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This is one of many examples of how religion turns people into complete morons.
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CleveTown™ wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 11:54 am and once again, the Bible proves it:

Bible has only ever proven who the idiots are among us. You're one of the idiots.
Stop spamming and pushing your lie onto others. That's immoral and a sin. And a YouTube video is not convincing anyone of a damn thing
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Geez, looking back, I absolutely obliterated Bush ITT. Keep grazing on the top of the scriptures little boy.
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Thedictator wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 3:09 pm
ElJorge wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 11:58 am No… it is not. This is one of the parts of Christianity where they take a major L. Instead of evolving with modern data they double down on this dumbass 6K belief.
Christianity is not good at making predictions. Jesus will rise, a guy walked on water...None of their shit ever happens lol

Basically those retards back then would have been fooled by a simple magician...David Copperfield would be their jesus...Cleve ancestors, "He cut himself in half with a saw and then was put back together"...If they saw that shit, it would no doubt be in their book haha
what are you talking about? those prediction CAME TRUE. Jesus said He would rise on the 3rd day. CHECK. There wasn't any prediction that I'm aware of of walking on water, so that's moot. And it all happened. It's recorded in the infallible Word of God.
Please try to prove the Bible wrong, you can't. NO lie whatsoever ever found in it. Because God can't lie. His Word will never die.
Think about...Atheists everywhere for millennia have studied the Scriptures trying to find one lie, anything to discredit the Bible. MILLIONS of people and countless hours. And not ONE has been able to do. But Dictaster is going to? let's see you try.
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