Carnivore truly is the only diet that works

[CleveTown™]

I tried low calorie diets.....totally worthless.

Once you get into the swing of things on the carnivore diet the weight just simply drops off you. I lost 4.5 pounds in 4 days.

[manchild98]

All diets work. You just have to find the one that's easiest for you to stick to until you lose the weight. Carnivore works well for me because I feel full from all of the protein. But it does make me have to take some highly violent and urgent shits.

[Bush4Ever.]

You weren't at a caloric deficit of 15,750 calories over a four day span (almost 4K a day) unless you were doing something completely abnormal in terms of exercise for that period, or you were operating from a start point of like 600 pounds (Artman).

For reference, a 40 year old, 5'10 180 lb man will burn about 10,800 calories over a four day period (2700 x 4) if they don't eat anything at all and live at a moderate activity level.

Edit: For Artman's stats (6'2" 325 lbs, 50 yeas old), you burn about 4,100 calories a day with a heavy activity level.

[CleveTown™]

All diets work. You just have to find the one that's easiest for you to stick to until you lose the weight. Carnivore works well for me because I feel full from all of the protein. But it does make me have to take some highly violent and urgent shits.

IDK man...I was on low cal for weeks and not much weight came off and plateau for weeks. Im not evening excerscing yet and the weight is in a free fall on carnivore. It's freakin great.

And Im backed up for the most part. I may have to take some of the sugar-free Metamucil in my pantry.

[CleveTown™]

You weren't at a caloric deficit of 15,750 calories over a four day span unless you were doing something completely abnormal in terms of exercise for that period, or you were operating from a start point of like 600 pounds (Artman).

For reference, a 40 year old, 5'10 180 lb man will burn about 10,800 calories over a four day period (2700 x 4) if they don't eat anything at all and live at a moderate activity level.

It's probably mostly water...but big weight loss from the onset when you start this diet is totally normal. Im nowhere NEAR artman starting weight. you are crazy?

[Havlicekstealsit]

"...highly violent and urgent shits."

[Bush4Ever.]

It's probably mostly water...but big weight loss from the onset when you start this diet is totally normal. Im nowhere NEAR artman starting weight. you are crazy?

It's not probably mostly water, it's definitely mostly water (or some kind of measurement issue) unless you were exporting an absurd amount of calories through exercise, or the calories required to run the machine (i.e.--you weigh like 600 pounds) was ultra, ultra-high and you ate minimally.

Your body doesn't defy the laws of physics.

[manchild98]

You weren't at a caloric deficit of 15,750 calories over a four day span unless you were doing something completely abnormal in terms of exercise for that period, or you were operating from a start point of like 600 pounds (Artman).

For reference, a 40 year old, 5'10 180 lb man will burn about 10,800 calories over a four day period (2700 x 4) if they don't eat anything at all and live at a moderate activity level.

It's probably mostly water...but big weight loss from the onset when you start this diet is totally normal. Im nowhere NEAR artman starting weight. you are crazy?

It's pretty much water at first. I lost 5 pounds in the first 2 days the last time I did it. Then I would go a couple days and not lose anything, then you'd be down another 2 pounds etc.

[Havlicekstealsit]

Dan burns most of his calories running all the errands the breadwinner of her home tells him to do.

[CleveTown™]

Dan burns most of his calories running all the errands the breadwinner of her home tells him to do.

It's the other way around over here under this roof, fat boy. Told my wife to go tot Costco after working her 8 hours at the coffee shop. I run things here.

[elartman1973]

I tried low calorie diets.....totally worthless.

Once you get into the swing of things on the carnivore diet the weight just simply drops off you. I lost 4.5 pounds in 4 days.

You don't eat pussy

[elartman1973]

You weren't at a caloric deficit of 15,750 calories over a four day span (almost 4K a day) unless you were doing something completely abnormal in terms of exercise for that period, or you were operating from a start point of like 600 pounds (Artman).

For reference, a 40 year old, 5'10 180 lb man will burn about 10,800 calories over a four day period (2700 x 4) if they don't eat anything at all and live at a moderate activity level.

Edit: For Artman's stats (6'2" 325 lbs, 50 yeas old), you burn about 4,100 calories a day with a heavy activity level.

I weigh nowhere near that and I burn more calories a day than anyone here guaranteed

[wailuaFC]

You weren't at a caloric deficit of 15,750 calories over a four day span (almost 4K a day) unless you were doing something completely abnormal in terms of exercise for that period, or you were operating from a start point of like 600 pounds (Artman).

For reference, a 40 year old, 5'10 180 lb man will burn about 10,800 calories over a four day period (2700 x 4) if they don't eat anything at all and live at a moderate activity level.

Edit: For Artman's stats (6'2" 325 lbs, 50 yeas old), you burn about 4,100 calories a day with a heavy activity level.

I weigh nowhere near that and I burn more calories a day than anyone here guaranteed

Bet. I’ll buy you a smart watch that will track your calories burnt, I’ll wear the same one, and you and I can share our data just with each other. I promise not to put any actual numbers on this site, but I will say who burns more. Sound good? Nothing to lose on your end, you get a free a watch, just have to be willing to back up your talk

[Bush4Ever.]

I can believe Artman burns a lot of calories as a 400 pound manual laborer.

But it's pointless since he eats around 5,000 calories a day, which offsets it by a few multiples.

[zombiesonics]

Don’t carnivore diets leave you constipated af?

[wailuaFC]

I can believe Artman burns a lot of calories as a 400 pound manual laborer.

But it's pointless since he eats around 5,000 calories a day, which offsets it by a few multiples.

I’m at quite a disadvantage, I only weigh like 180 and I’ve been stuck in the office lately. Seems like a good bet for him

[CleveTown™]

Don’t carnivore diets leave you constipated af?

can confirm.

[elartman1973]

You weren't at a caloric deficit of 15,750 calories over a four day span (almost 4K a day) unless you were doing something completely abnormal in terms of exercise for that period, or you were operating from a start point of like 600 pounds (Artman).

For reference, a 40 year old, 5'10 180 lb man will burn about 10,800 calories over a four day period (2700 x 4) if they don't eat anything at all and live at a moderate activity level.

Edit: For Artman's stats (6'2" 325 lbs, 50 yeas old), you burn about 4,100 calories a day with a heavy activity level.

I weigh nowhere near that and I burn more calories a day than anyone here guaranteed

Bet. I’ll buy you a smart watch that will track your calories burnt, I’ll wear the same one, and you and I can share our data just with each other. I promise not to put any actual numbers on this site, but I will say who burns more. Sound good? Nothing to lose on your end, you get a free a watch, just have to be willing to back up your talk

You would lose mightily

[elartman1973]

I can believe Artman burns a lot of calories as a 400 pound manual laborer.

But it's pointless since he eats around 5,000 calories a day, which offsets it by a few multiples.

I'm not even 240 and im not a manual laborer and I eat healthy and moderate.
Grow up and stop fabricating lies to cover the reality you cannot and will not accept

Faggot

[Da Stars.]

All diets work. You just have to find the one that's easiest for you to stick to until you lose the weight. Carnivore works well for me because I feel full from all of the protein. But it does make me have to take some highly violent and urgent shits.

I concur. Under 200 pounds for the first time for months, in decades. I want a big roast beef dinner with huge portions of potatoes and gravy. Extra gravy. If i start does that path, I will gain it all back.