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Winnibg?
No
Scoring?
No
Defense? No
Rebounds?
No
Assists?
No

Longevity stats don't mean jack shit

Thats what I thought?
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So much LeBron hate fills what's left of your heart.
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Havlicekstealsit wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2024 3:29 pm So much LeBron hate fills what's left of your heart.
I actually have no opinion of him. My opinion lies in his dimwitted faggot fanboys
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elartman1973 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:20 pm Winnibg?
No
Scoring?
No
Defense? No
Rebounds?
No
Assists?
No

Longevity stats don't mean jack shit

Thats what I thought?
Definitely Winnibg
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Shill Jackson wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:39 am
elartman1973 wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:20 pm Winnibg?
No
Scoring?
No
Defense? No
Rebounds?
No
Assists?
No

Longevity stats don't mean jack shit

Thats what I thought?
Definitely Winnibg
Definitely not
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LeBron is the GOAT in Turnovers and Second Place finishes. He's also the soon-to-be GOAT in Missed Shots (currently 153 away from breaking Kobe's all-time record), and he's Top 5 all-time in missed FT's.

That said, I wonder why no one talks about these "longevity" stats...

:noidea: :noidea:
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The goat of making you unhinged but really anything on this board makes you unhinged.
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This just in...John Stockton is better than Lebron because he's the best at "assists" and Lebron isn't the best at anything.

Brilliant analysis, wow!
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thedangerouskitchen wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:19 am LeBron is the GOAT in Turnovers and Second Place finishes. He's also the soon-to-be GOAT in Missed Shots (currently 153 away from breaking Kobe's all-time record), and he's Top 5 all-time in missed FT's.

That said, I wonder why no one talks about these "longevity" stats...

:noidea: :noidea:
Probably because it's going to take Lebron THREE THOUSAND more FGA's to have more missed shots than Kobe. That's a net positive to Lebron, considering most people (like you) consider Kobe to be a better "scorer" than Lebron.
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I'd say on the court, he has to be one of the goats at being a crybaby flopping asshole on top of being the most overrated player in NBA history.
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Artman making the BWGC and fellow LeBitch slurpers huffing and puffing with rage ITT

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In basketball, it's (almost always) better to win a bunch of silvers and bronze medals at skills/abilities than a gold in one thing and not place in anything else.

Larry Bird never led the league in anything except FT shooting (Lebron has in points and assists IIRC).

But Rudy Gobert has led the league in rebounds, AND blocks, AND FG percentage.

Who was better? The guy turning in As on almost everything except defense, including the most important of basketball skills.
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Robceltsfan wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:51 pm
thedangerouskitchen wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:19 am LeBron is the GOAT in Turnovers and Second Place finishes. He's also the soon-to-be GOAT in Missed Shots (currently 153 away from breaking Kobe's all-time record), and he's Top 5 all-time in missed FT's.

That said, I wonder why no one talks about these "longevity" stats...

:noidea: :noidea:
Probably because it's going to take Lebron THREE THOUSAND more FGA's to have more missed shots than Kobe. That's a net positive to Lebron, considering most people (like you) consider Kobe to be a better "scorer" than Lebron.
Kobe WAS a "better" Scorer... LeFraud is more efficient (by virtue of playing a lot more years in an era of weak/soft Defense, which the league itself has confirmed as fact), but at the end of the day you need one (1) guy to take/make one (1) shot for all the marbles, when the pressure is at its highest, Kobe is taking that shot 99% of the time and making it 40%-50% of the time where as LeBron (in that same situation) is deferring the shot 40-50% of the time to another teammate.

Guys like Kobe, Jordan, Iverson, Durant, etc are natural-born Scorers. They WANT the shot. They NEED the shot. They CRAVE the shot. Guys like LeBron don't have that Alpha mindset.

Facts.
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 1:14 pm In basketball, it's (almost always) better to win a bunch of silvers and bronze medals at skills/abilities than a gold in one thing and not place in anything else.
That might explain why LeFraud has only 4 Finals wins in 10 attempts... aka; the GOAT "second-place" finisher.


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He's the GOAT at owning the Shitcago Bulls.

He's the GOAT at living rent motha-fuckin-free in your head the past 21 years.

He's also the GOAT at basketball, but that's a given.
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LeBronMonsterDunk wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 3:49 pm He's the GOAT at living rent motha-fuckin-free in your head the past 21 years.
Not me... I was actually a LeFraud fan until he embarrassed and humiliated himself AND pretty much admitted he was a pussy fraud with "The Decision".
"Today's NBA is soft, the Defense is weak, and the rules 'really' favor the Offense."

"Lebron doesn’t guard for a full game and our game plan was to get him to play defense and he left me open all game."
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LeBronMonsterDunk wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 3:49 pm He's the GOAT at owning the Shitcago Bulls.

He's the GOAT at living rent motha-fuckin-free in your head the past 21 years.

He's also the GOAT at basketball, but that's a given.
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Looks like LeBron is 41-21 all time vs the Orlando Magic
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Havlicekstealsit wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:30 pm Looks like LeBron is 41-21 all time vs the Orlando Magic
Irrelevent. Magic were tanking and rebuilding most of lebrons career...when they weren't they slaughtered him and his MVP season
0-1 in the postseason
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Magic are the ONLY eastern conference team lebron has never beaten in the playoffs
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