Just like Flaccid Dan's limp pecker...

[rileymartin]

His return has been very anticlimactic...

If this is the best he has, he should have stayed gone...

[kobeunderbite]

I agree with you. HIs religious stuff is awkward and stale. Didn't think he'd come back this pathetically.

[Titan18]

In agreement as well. Been a lackluster return putting it nicely.

However, I’m willing to give him some time to shake off the rust.

[Thedictator]

Worst comeback of 2022 award winner? lol

Abe should be in the running too, i can't remember if that was last year tbh

[lettherebehouse]

He’s at his best when he’s riding the Trump dragon

[CleveTown™]

Guys stop. You're hurting my feelings.

[zombiesonics]

Clevey wasn’t able to have an epic comeback because leoss blew his cover. You should’ve just PM’d ripper about his return, leoss.

[elartman1973]

Lol at using that leoss loser as your liason...
Sad

[Shill Jackson]

He reminds me of Bieber

except for the wife

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[Alex_Murphy]

he just told me he's taking another year off bcuz yall are being mean to him

[Robceltsfan]

he just told me he's taking another year off bcuz yall are being mean to him

[rileymartin]

Looks like Flaccid Dan's fake religion angle wasnt working, so now he has reverted over to the "Korea is better than America" schtick...

Kid is getting desperate...

I dont know about the rest of you, but I vote for the Secret Agent Dan schtick...If he dusts that one off, he might finally be onto something...

[CleveTown™]

why are you so obsessed with me, you fat cuck?

[rileymartin]

Looks like Flaccid Dan's fake religion angle wasnt working, so now he has reverted over to the "Korea is better than America" schtick...

Kid is getting desperate...

I dont know about the rest of you, but I vote for the Secret Agent Dan schtick...If he dusts that one off, he might finally be onto something...

Hey, I know Flaccid...Why dont you tell us about that GLOOOOOOORIOUS Luxury apartment of yours in Korea!!!!!! No doubt you have the nicest formica countertops in the entire building!!!

[CleveTown™]

Looks like Flaccid Dan's fake religion angle wasnt working, so now he has reverted over to the "Korea is better than America" schtick...

Kid is getting desperate...

I dont know about the rest of you, but I vote for the Secret Agent Dan schtick...If he dusts that one off, he might finally be onto something...

Hey, I know Flaccid...Why dont you tell us about that GLOOOOOOORIOUS Luxury apartment of yours in Korea!!!!!! No doubt you have the nicest formica countertops in the entire building!!!

and its still worth more than your bungalo lmao

[AlaskaHawks]

Looks like Flaccid Dan's fake religion angle wasnt working, so now he has reverted over to the "Korea is better than America" schtick...

Kid is getting desperate...

I dont know about the rest of you, but I vote for the Secret Agent Dan schtick...If he dusts that one off, he might finally be onto something...

Hey, I know Flaccid...Why dont you tell us about that GLOOOOOOORIOUS Luxury apartment of yours in Korea!!!!!! No doubt you have the nicest formica countertops in the entire building!!!

and its still worth more than your bungalo lmao

Is this the Part where Riley brags to us about the real estate in Tustin Hills that his breadwinner wife paid for 30 years ago?

[rileymartin]

Looks like Flaccid Dan's fake religion angle wasnt working, so now he has reverted over to the "Korea is better than America" schtick...

Kid is getting desperate...

I dont know about the rest of you, but I vote for the Secret Agent Dan schtick...If he dusts that one off, he might finally be onto something...

Hey, I know Flaccid...Why dont you tell us about that GLOOOOOOORIOUS Luxury apartment of yours in Korea!!!!!! No doubt you have the nicest formica countertops in the entire building!!!

and its still worth more than your bungalo lmao

I just signed with a Real Estate Agent on monday kiddo, and she currently has my "bungalo" Off Market right now at $1.2 million LOL...It will be officially on the Market sometime after the first of the year if it even lasts that long kiddo...'
Enjoy those vinyl floors of yours chump...

[rileymartin]

Hey, I know Flaccid...Why dont you tell us about that GLOOOOOOORIOUS Luxury apartment of yours in Korea!!!!!! No doubt you have the nicest formica countertops in the entire building!!!

and its still worth more than your bungalo lmao

Is this the Part where Riley brags to us about the real estate in Tustin Hills that his breadwinner wife paid for 30 years ago?

Yep...

[CleveTown™]

Hey, I know Flaccid...Why dont you tell us about that GLOOOOOOORIOUS Luxury apartment of yours in Korea!!!!!! No doubt you have the nicest formica countertops in the entire building!!!

and its still worth more than your bungalo lmao

I just signed with a Real Estate Agent on monday kiddo, and she currently has my "bungalo" Off Market right now at $1.2 million LOL...It will be officially on the Market sometime after the first of the year if it even lasts that long kiddo...'
Enjoy those vinyl floors of yours chump...

white trash dreams are so cute.

[rileymartin]

and its still worth more than your bungalo lmao

I just signed with a Real Estate Agent on monday kiddo, and she currently has my "bungalo" Off Market right now at $1.2 million LOL...It will be officially on the Market sometime after the first of the year if it even lasts that long kiddo...'
Enjoy those vinyl floors of yours chump...

white trash dreams are so cute.

Shit kinda stings, dont it kiddo...