Behold KUB's Miracle-Performing Messiah is here! AKA the Anti-Christ?

[CleveTown™]

We're getting close to the end bros.
So many things are lining up its uncanny.
I pray you watch this. You are witnessing something truly amazing in the making:

A lot of warning bells going off with this Rabbi in Israel. He's being treated and considered by many as a potential Messiah and is gathering a cult following. His name is Rav Shlomo Yehuda--"The Yanuka" (child prodigy). All of this coinciding with 5 viable red heifers that arrived in Israel last month, and Israeli rabbis claiming to be holding secret meetings with the messiah. This guy Shlomo Yehuda also wants the temple rebuilt and performing supposed "miracles".

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[Uncontroversial]

all religions, including christianity, are cults

[CleveTown™]

all religions, including christianity, are cults

True Christianity isn't. all other, yes.

[CleveTown™]

Dude is rising to prominence like no other. Meteoric. It's on bros! Look at the way he is treated! Total rock star

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[elmouse03]

all religions, including christianity, are cults

True Christianity isn't. all other, yes.

Something a cult follower would say.

[Bush4Ever.]

I'll believe you truly believe this when you sell all (minus necessities) your worldly possessions.

After all, you don't need a coffee shop or PS5 in the afterlife, right? What's the point?

[rileymartin]

I'll believe you truly believe this when you sell all (minus necessities) your worldly possessions.

After all, you don't need a coffee shop or PS5 in the afterlife, right? What's the point?

If we are being honest, Flaccid Dan is already devoid of worldly possessions...That is why he is in Korea...

[Shill Jackson]

because the world is severely lacking in viable red heifers

[CleveTown™]

I'll believe you truly believe this when you sell all (minus necessities) your worldly possessions.

After all, you don't need a coffee shop or PS5 in the afterlife, right? What's the point?

What are you talking about? Why would I sell all of my worldly possessions for a false messiah?

[CleveTown™]

because the world is severely lacking in viable red heifers

Perfectly red red heifers with not even more than 2 black or white hairs? unblemished, who never been worked, yoked or milked... yes the world is lacking of them.

[rileymartin]

because the world is severely lacking in viable red heifers

Perfectly red red heifers with not even more than 2 black or white hairs? unblemished, who never been worked, yoked or milked... yes the world is lacking of them.

Serious question Flaccid, are you on meth again?

[CleveTown™]

because the world is severely lacking in viable red heifers

Perfectly red red heifers with not even more than 2 black or white hairs? unblemished, who never been worked, yoked or milked... yes the world is lacking of them.

Serious question Flaccid, are you on meth again?

crack, meth ALL that

[Uncontroversial]

his argument for being the messiah is as legitimate as Jesus Christ's was

[CleveTown™]

he argument for being the messiah is as legitimate as Jesus Christ's was

Jesus actually performed real miracles lol

[Uncontroversial]

he argument for being the messiah is as legitimate as Jesus Christ's was

Jesus actually performed real miracles lol

think about it......did he really? Walking on water sounds like a David Blaine stunt.

Water into wine? Wine is unhealthy. He could have shown them penicillin or something. They were all dying at age 30 of tooth infections.

His "miracles" lacked substance and credibility. He was a fraud and likely a homosexual. His mother was the town slut.

[CleveTown™]

he argument for being the messiah is as legitimate as Jesus Christ's was

Jesus actually performed real miracles lol

think about it......did he really? Walking on water sounds like a David Blaine stunt.

Water into wine? Wine is unhealthy. He could have shown them penicillin or something. They were all dying at age 30 of tooth infections.

His "miracles" lacked substance and credibility. He was a fraud and likely a homosexual. His mother was the town slut.

Yeah coming back from death and grave was a publicist stunt! What an idiot lol

[Thedictator]

he argument for being the messiah is as legitimate as Jesus Christ's was

Jesus actually performed real miracles lol

think about it......did he really? Walking on water sounds like a David Blaine stunt.

Water into wine? Wine is unhealthy. He could have shown them penicillin or something. They were all dying at age 30 of tooth infections.

His "miracles" lacked substance and credibility. He was a fraud and likely a homosexual. His mother was the town slut.

Those miracles sounded cool back then tho

Water into wine…Wow nobody cares lol

Plus Jesus got owned anyways, like Trevon Martin

[CleveTown™]

Jesus actually performed real miracles lol

think about it......did he really? Walking on water sounds like a David Blaine stunt.

Water into wine? Wine is unhealthy. He could have shown them penicillin or something. They were all dying at age 30 of tooth infections.

His "miracles" lacked substance and credibility. He was a fraud and likely a homosexual. His mother was the town slut.

Those miracles sounded cool back then tho

Water into wine…Wow nobody cares lol

Plus Jesus got owned anyways, like Trevon Martin

He actually didn't get owned. He gave His life up willingly which is why you are offered salvation today.

[elmouse03]

because the world is severely lacking in viable red heifers

Or cowbell

[Uncontroversial]

think about it......did he really? Walking on water sounds like a David Blaine stunt.

Water into wine? Wine is unhealthy. He could have shown them penicillin or something. They were all dying at age 30 of tooth infections.

His "miracles" lacked substance and credibility. He was a fraud and likely a homosexual. His mother was the town slut.

Those miracles sounded cool back then tho

Water into wine…Wow nobody cares lol

Plus Jesus got owned anyways, like Trevon Martin

He actually didn't get owned. He gave His life up willingly which is why you are offered salvation today.

giving up ones life to provide salvation for others actually makes no sense. Its just such an overtold story we all hear when we're young, we dont really examine the logic of it. There is no logic to it. Why would sacrificing ones self earn salvation for everyone else? Is that gods rule? Jesus is god. What about others who have sacrificed themselves? Some did it just as bravely as jesus. What did they buy us?

And what did he sacrifice if he was able to come back anyways? There was no sacrifice. He took a nap.