What did I miss?

[AbeVigodaLive]

- So I've learned Artism is still fat and struggling with his condition.
- House is leaning into the Asian thing.
- Rob is still desperate.
- Hawks' wife makes good dough.
- Anything else?

[Havlicekstealsit]

The board went offline for a few days. That was fun.

[LNS]

•I moved to Bumfuck, ID
•Artman admitted to being unemployed for months (no troll)

[Robceltsfan]

I went to New Orleans.....again.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Why would anybody move to Idaho? Seems like a misplay.

[Robceltsfan]

Why would anybody move to Idaho? Seems like a misplay.

Because he was tired of banging a hot, 19 year-old SOCAL chick.

Duh...

[Havlicekstealsit]

Artism & leoss have quite the pillowfight going on.

[zombiesonics]

Grizz ragequit the board after I destroyed him, then slowly crept his way back in.

[rileymartin]

Seems as though Abe and the gal pal were enjoying Big Dick Lake for a pretty long time...Welcome back to the Puny Peter board...

[LNS]

Why would anybody move to Idaho? Seems like a misplay.

Because he was tired of banging a hot, 19 year-old SOCAL chick.

Duh...

20… or 21 I honestly can’t recall which makes me sad.

[AbeVigodaLive]

So a guy runs to Idaho instead of banging a young comely coed.

Ummm... ok.

[LNS]

So a guy runs to Idaho instead of banging a young comely coed.

Ummm... ok.

Basically TLDR version.

•Wifey and kids moved to Idaho because she hated it in SoCal and missed her family.
•We were having issues anyway so I stayed solo.
•Decided to rent out a room of my house to a hot younger broad.
•Wifey found out I was messing around with her and… convinced me to come to Idaho.

So now here I am.

[Da Stars.]

Vikings need to fire Zimmer. The Wild are playing great right now.

[LNS]

Vikings need to fire Zimmer. The Wild are playing great right now.

Don’t forget Angela almost kicked the bucket cuz she OD’d on D vitamins or something.

[Da Stars.]

Vikings need to fire Zimmer. The Wild are playing great right now.

Don’t forget Angela almost kicked the bucket cuz she OD’d on D vitamins or something.

Nope, that was Jamie. Asshole.

[AbeVigodaLive]

So a guy runs to Idaho instead of banging a young comely coed.

Ummm... ok.

Basically TLDR version.

•Wifey and kids moved to Idaho because she hated it in SoCal and missed her family.
•We were having issues anyway so I stayed solo.
•Decided to rent out a room of my house to a hot younger broad.
•Wifey found out I was messing around with her and… convinced me to come to Idaho.

So now here I am.

That's some downright cringeworthy father material right there.

[LNS]

So a guy runs to Idaho instead of banging a young comely coed.

Ummm... ok.

Basically TLDR version.

•Wifey and kids moved to Idaho because she hated it in SoCal and missed her family.
•We were having issues anyway so I stayed solo.
•Decided to rent out a room of my house to a hot younger broad.
•Wifey found out I was messing around with her and… convinced me to come to Idaho.

So now here I am.

That's some downright cringeworthy father material right there.

It’s a lot more nuanced than you think.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Gotta say... I was hoping for more.

You guys make this place sound boring.

[Uncontroversial]

So a guy runs to Idaho instead of banging a young comely coed.

Ummm... ok.

Basically TLDR version.

•Wifey and kids moved to Idaho because she hated it in SoCal and missed her family.
•We were having issues anyway so I stayed solo.
•Decided to rent out a room of my house to a hot younger broad.
•Wifey found out I was messing around with her and… convinced me to come to Idaho.

So now here I am.

That's some downright cringeworthy father material right there.

its so pathetic, even i can barely bring myself to troll him about it.

[Uncontroversial]

as far as board updates, i got Carl to block me, and cry about me at least once per week.

For the most part, you missed nothing. This place sucks and the posters here are mostly trash. Im here because im addicted to making fun of artmans boobs.