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elartman1973 wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Lol at thinking that flat tires have something to do.with taking care of.your car...you can get a flat tire with brand new tires.idiot

Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.

17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires

Man up son.
Jinx..i guarantee you get a flaf witin the next two months
I guarantee I won't get a flat any time soon and possibly never. I'll be happy to eat crow if I do.
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Got run-flats. I'm good.
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Robceltsfan wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote: I've put more than 100,000 miles on 2 different cars and have never had a flat. Instead of "manning up" and changing your own tire, maybe you should be a real man and actually take care of your car.
Lol at thinking that flat tires have something to do.with taking care of.your car...you can get a flat tire with brand new tires.idiot

Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.

17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires

Man up son.
This is hard to believe.
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LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.
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Max wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Lol at thinking that flat tires have something to do.with taking care of.your car...you can get a flat tire with brand new tires.idiot

Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.

17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires

Man up son.
This is hard to believe.
As are most lies
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Max wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Lol at thinking that flat tires have something to do.with taking care of.your car...you can get a flat tire with brand new tires.idiot

Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.

17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires

Man up son.
This is hard to believe.

The worst thing I've ever had happen to me is a blown transmission, and that was when I was 17 and was real, real hard on my vehicle. I've never had a flat tire (while out and about) and my wife of 8 years hasn't either. I've noticed screws and nails in the tires before and always had them removed and plugged prior to any blowouts occurring.

Maybe I'm just lucky, but tires have never been an issue of mine.
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elartman1973 wrote:
Max wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:
Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.

17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires

Man up son.
This is hard to believe.
As are most lies
Is that why everything you type is so hard to believe?
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Robceltsfan wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Max wrote: This is hard to believe.
As are most lies
Is that why everything you type is so hard to believe?
He does lie probably 90% of the time on here.
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Artman is straight up owning you fools, and you don't even know it.

SICK
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Robceltsfan wrote:
Max wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:

Perhaps you should stop running over sharp objects or hitting the curb when taking corners.

17 years of driving
About 325,000 miles driven
ZERO flat tires

Man up son.
This is hard to believe.

The worst thing I've ever had happen to me is a blown transmission, and that was when I was 17 and was real, real hard on my vehicle. I've never had a flat tire (while out and about) and my wife of 8 years hasn't either. I've noticed screws and nails in the tires before and always had them removed and plugged prior to any blowouts occurring.

Maybe I'm just lucky, but tires have never been an issue of mine.
Yeah that's luck. You'll have to let us know if/when it happens.

And do you know how to fix it? Sometimes AAA isn't an option.
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Max wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:
Max wrote: This is hard to believe.

The worst thing I've ever had happen to me is a blown transmission, and that was when I was 17 and was real, real hard on my vehicle. I've never had a flat tire (while out and about) and my wife of 8 years hasn't either. I've noticed screws and nails in the tires before and always had them removed and plugged prior to any blowouts occurring.

Maybe I'm just lucky, but tires have never been an issue of mine.
Yeah that's luck. You'll have to let us know if/when it happens.

And do you know how to fix it? Sometimes AAA isn't an option.
If forced to change one I could change it, but I honestly haven't changed a tire in probably 15 years and that was helping out my dad back in the day. It wouldn't be a quick pit stop.
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LOL. Artman cant afford run flats?
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Robceltsfan wrote:
Max wrote:
Robceltsfan wrote:

The worst thing I've ever had happen to me is a blown transmission, and that was when I was 17 and was real, real hard on my vehicle. I've never had a flat tire (while out and about) and my wife of 8 years hasn't either. I've noticed screws and nails in the tires before and always had them removed and plugged prior to any blowouts occurring.

Maybe I'm just lucky, but tires have never been an issue of mine.
Yeah that's luck. You'll have to let us know if/when it happens.

And do you know how to fix it? Sometimes AAA isn't an option.
If forced to change one I could change it, but I honestly haven't changed a tire in probably 15 years and that was helping out my dad back in the day. It wouldn't be a quick pit stop.
As Max pointed out earlier, the shittiest part is really just how back the stock jacks are in the cars.
I had to put on chains in December about 5 different times driving to San Francisco, that was harder than changing a tire. My fingers felt like they were gonna freeze. ha.
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lettherebehouse wrote:Artman is straight up owning you fools, and you don't even know it.

SICK
You been smoking with Artie again?
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Havlicekstealsit wrote:LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.

AAA is kinda nice if you ever need a tow. I can fix a flat tire... I can't tow a car myself.

You can also get discounted rates at hotels and stuff.

Holy shitballs. I have become my grandpa. How did this happen?
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Havlicekstealsit wrote:LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.

AAA is kinda nice if you ever need a tow. I can fix a flat tire... I can't tow a car myself.

You can also get discounted rates at hotels and stuff.

Holy shitballs. I have become my grandpa. How did this happen?

AAA is a good service with plenty of side benefits, but I really have it to make the wife feel like she has an option when I'm not available.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Havlicekstealsit wrote:LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.

AAA is kinda nice if you ever need a tow. I can fix a flat tire... I can't tow a car myself.

You can also get discounted rates at hotels and stuff.

Holy shitballs. I have become my grandpa. How did this happen?
You probably have coverage on your insurance policy as well. For about $10 a year
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AlaskaHawks wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Havlicekstealsit wrote:LOL @ people still relying on AAA like it's still 1974. Just because your granddad had a AAA sticker on that old station wagon of his doesn't mean you have to.

AAA is kinda nice if you ever need a tow. I can fix a flat tire... I can't tow a car myself.

You can also get discounted rates at hotels and stuff.

Holy shitballs. I have become my grandpa. How did this happen?
You probably have coverage on your insurance policy as well. For about $10 a year

I don't think I do. Do I?

Maybe I do. What the fuck? Now I feel like my senile grandpa.
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I worked on a pit crew in professional stock car race, once.

That's an intense way to change tires.
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