In your family are you the Jorge or the Ralph?

[kobeunderbite]

Are you carving the turkey like Jorge or sitting at the other end of the table awkwardly waiting for the food to makes its way to you?

[paskeezy3000]

Are you carving the turkey like Jorge or sitting at the other end of the table awkwardly waiting for the food to makes its way to you?

Ralph sits at the kids table.

[AtiliusRegulus]

[elartman1973]

Are you carving the turkey like Jorge or sitting at the other end of the table awkwardly waiting for the food to makes its way to you?

I'm the turkey carver dumbfuck.
Stop pretending to act like you know the dynamics of my family..you couldn't be more clueless

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

I'm the Jorge of my family. The turkey carver, the successful one, the bread winner.

There are some Ralphies in my extended family, we're nice to their face but pity them and are ashamed of them behind their back.

[CleveTown™]

im the Ralphie. Im the baby in my family

[LNS]

I carve the turkey while staring my father in law dead in the eye.

[Bush4Ever.]

Since moving to NJ, my father-in-law carves the turkey.

Which is fine.

[LNS]

Since moving to NJ, my father-in-law carves the turkey.

Which is fine.

[Bush4Ever.]

lol

It's just an issue of age/seniority.

Plus we are always eating at his house.

It's just good manners.

If we were at my house, I would have the expectation of carving, and would 100 percent beat the shit out of him or anyone else (women and children included) who made an attempt at it.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Since moving to NJ, my father-in-law carves the turkey.

Which is fine.

Ralph4Ever

[Kingcarl24]

I’m number 4 of 5 in my family. My old siblings are all pretty successful so I’m probably closer to Arty.

[Bush4Ever.]

Ralph4Ever

Like I said, it's simply an age/seniority and location issue.

That is what happens when successful people marry into a successful family full of Jorges.

[Macrotus]

If it's my house I carve..no if or but. If I am a guest...I expected to be served...ALPHA!

[Dagger]

Since moving to NJ, my father-in-law carves the turkey.

Which is fine.

Where in NJ?

[lettherebehouse]

What kind of manslave carves the turkey? That’s always been the women’s job on Thanksgiving in my estate. I don’t step one foot in the god damn kitchen, and they not only know it, they encourage it.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

What kind of manslave carves the turkey? That’s always been the women’s job on Thanksgiving in my estate. I don’t step one foot in the god damn kitchen, and they not only know it, they encourage it.

You let females carve up your meats?

Always knew you were gay.

[lettherebehouse]

What kind of manslave carves the turkey? That’s always been the women’s job on Thanksgiving in my estate. I don’t step one foot in the god damn kitchen, and they not only know it, they encourage it.

You let females carve up your meats?

Always knew you were gay.

Yes, why not?

[kobeunderbite]

If it's my house I carve..no if or but. If I am a guest...I expected to be served...ALPHA!

Lol this is why I know ralph is at the kids table. His brother has a family and his sister has a family and he lives alone so he's ALWAYS the guest and never hosts lol. And until pretty recently, he was living with his mom!

[Bush4Ever.]

I absolutely, 100 percent judge people on whether or not they carve meat vs. letting someone else do it.

I've literally never seen a better indicator of character in my entire life.