Just put together a DIY table....F that. why am i doing this?

[CleveTown™]

ill just pay someone next time. dripping sweat all over the place using little L-shaped screwdrivers f'in up my nice hands. Who does this? Arty and his people for sure, but do normal people?

I got money. A lot of it. no more.

[lettherebehouse]

[LNS]

So you’re saying a wooden board and four wooden legs gave you all you could handle?

You’re such a queer.

[CleveTown™]

it doesnt look that hard, but i put the top frame on upside down so had to take out the 8 screws and redo it.

ive never been a good blue collar worker

[CleveTown™]

So you’re saying a wooden board and four wooden legs gave you all you could handle?

You’re such a queer.

don't get me wrong, I'm proud of my skills, but im not ever doing it again. Ill pay someone next time

[lettherebehouse]

it doesnt look that hard, but i put the top frame on upside down so had to take out the 8 screws and redo it.

ive never been a good blue collar worker

I hear you big dawg. I’m the same way. Anything that says “assembly required” is a major skip for me.

[manchild98]

it doesnt look that hard, but i put the top frame on upside down so had to take out the 8 screws and redo it.

ive never been a good blue collar worker

I hear you big dawg. I’m the same way. Anything that says “assembly required” is a major skip for me.

Same with me. I had to put together a little end table last week. It went about as smoothly as it could and only took about 20 minutes to assemble...but I get zero satisfaction from doing shit like that. I never feel proud or accomplished after I do stuff like that. My only thought is I don't want to do that again if I can avoid it. Bought some really nice patio furniture last week and made sure it had no assembly. All I had to do was take it all out of the boxes....which I was a bit pissed that they didn't have the option to pay more to have them unbox it and take all that crap away. My goal in life is to pay someone to do most of my grunt work. I have a cleaning lady, a lawn service, a handyman etc. People like me keep the economy humming.

[CleveTown™]

it doesnt look that hard, but i put the top frame on upside down so had to take out the 8 screws and redo it.

ive never been a good blue collar worker

I hear you big dawg. I’m the same way. Anything that says “assembly required” is a major skip for me.

Same with me. I had to put together a little end table last week. It went about as smoothly as it could and only took about 20 minutes to assemble...but I get zero satisfaction from doing shit like that. I never feel proud or accomplished after I do stuff like that. My only thought is I don't want to do that again if I can avoid it. Bought some really nice patio furniture last week and made sure it had no assembly. All I had to do was take it all out of the boxes....which I was a bit pissed that they didn't have to the option to pay more to have them unbox it and take all that crap away. My goal in life is to pay someone to do most of my grunt work. I have a cleaning lady, a lawn service, a handyman etc. People like me keep the economy humming.

yup, I feel great paying our cleaning lady and soon to be Mega employees.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Did this retard just call an allen wrench a "l shaped screwdriver"?

Holy Shit.

[LNS]

Did this retard just call an allen wrench a "l shaped screwdriver"?

Holy Shit.

And they messed up his hands too, apparently.

Which begs the question... just how soft are you, Dan?

[Dagger]

it doesnt look that hard, but i put the top frame on upside down so had to take out the 8 screws and redo it.

ive never been a good blue collar worker

Your wife’s vitamins seem to be working already.

[rileymartin]

I just replaced the rear latch handle on my daughters Sequoia earlier today...

Literally followed the directions from this video start to finish...
[youtube]6_upCJkAUbo[/youtube]

The again, I have never sucked a dick before, so I can understand why Clevey has a hard time building a fucking simple table LOL...

[CleveTown™]

Did this retard just call an allen wrench a "l shaped screwdriver"?

Holy Shit.

i make money the easy way, not the blue collar way. i dont know anything about fixing anything. maybe you do because youre brown and do this sort of thing for a living.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Did this retard just call an allen wrench a "l shaped screwdriver"?

Holy Shit.

i make money the easy way, not the blue collar way. i dont know anything about fixing anything. maybe you do because youre brown and do this sort of thing for a living.

I know how to fix shit because I'm a man.

You're pathetic.

[rileymartin]

Clevey is afraid to drive a car, get a hard on, or sleep with his wife...I can understand why a table might be tough...

[Shill Jackson]

Did this retard just call an allen wrench a "l shaped screwdriver"?

Holy Shit.

i make money the easy way, not the blue collar way. i dont know anything about fixing anything. maybe you do because youre brown and do this sort of thing for a living.

[denali4eva]

Look at all the "alpha" males ITT...

[Bush4Ever.]

I have zero desire to do this type of thing, although I will do it.

In terms of skilled work (plumbing for example), I'll get down there and tinker with it for maybe 10 minutes max.

If I can't solve it, I'll call a professional and go into the living room and watch My Little Pony.

[CleveTown™]

I have zero desire to do this type of thing, although I will do it.

In terms of skilled work (plumbing for example), I'll get down there and tinker with it for maybe 10 minutes max.

If I can't solve it, I'll call a professional and go into the living room and watch My Little Pony.

what's up with the My Little Pony thing? You're pissing me off with this.

[CleveTown™]

Look at all the "alpha" males ITT...

"wanting" to put a table together doesn't make one an alpha or not