I've had less than 2 Mountain Dews in my entire life

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I don't understand these my dew junkies who drink that shit all day every day...or any other soda for that matter but Dew is a special kind of trailer trash

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elartman1973 wrote:I don't understand these my dew junkies who drink that shit all day every day...or any other soda for that matter but Dew is a special kind of trailer trash

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They drink it for energy. For the caffine and sugar. That was my morning drink. Can't stand the shit now.
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You might have had less than two mountains worth of dew.

Maybe.
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There are a lot of things you haven't had...Don't be so hard on yourself lol
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Thedictator wrote:There are a lot of things you haven't had...Don't be so hard on yourself lol
I haven't had a dick in my mouth...you got one up on me there. Enjpy
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Congrats?
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Fewer. You've had fewer than two Mountain Dews.
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Mt. Dew with mix in like mango purée is pretty fantastic.
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Kingcarl24 wrote:Mt. Dew with mix in like mango purée is pretty fantastic.
Wait, Carl!?

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Shill Jackson wrote:
Kingcarl24 wrote:Mt. Dew with mix in like mango purée is pretty fantastic.
Wait, Carl!?

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When I worked at Knotts, Mountain Dew and boysenberry punch went hard in the paint.
So here in Utah County, coffee isnt too big but we have soda shops everywhere. Soda Shops are basically a drive up shack where you can basically get any soda with any flavoring you want. They have some of the favorite mixes. The most popular is called a dirty Diet Coke and it mixes Diet Coke with lime and coconut syrup. It’s pretty incredible.

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It's been about 3 years since I've had any soda at all.

But Dr. Pepper and Mt Dew Code Red were my jam.
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I drank my first soda today in like 4 months (coke), it went down so god damn good like literally crack cocaine going down the eso. Now my stomach be rumbling like a mothafawka makin all kinds of noises and shit. Like a god damn thunderstorm just roaring, brewing, positioning itself for absolute eruption. My tum wasn’t ready for all that. I’ll let you guys know how things progress as my day goes.


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lettherebehouse wrote:I drank my first soda today in like 4 months (coke), it went down so god damn good like literally crack cocaine going down the eso. Now my stomach be rumbling like a mothafawka makin all kinds of noises and shit. Like a god damn thunderstorm just roaring, brewing, positioning itself for absolute eruption. My tum wasn’t ready for all that. I’ll let you guys know how things progress as my day goes.


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It tastes good AF when you don't drink that shit on the regular.

Now I want to go to Utah to try one of Carl's pop stands.
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manchild98 wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:I drank my first soda today in like 4 months (coke), it went down so god damn good like literally crack cocaine going down the eso. Now my stomach be rumbling like a mothafawka makin all kinds of noises and shit. Like a god damn thunderstorm just roaring, brewing, positioning itself for absolute eruption. My tum wasn’t ready for all that. I’ll let you guys know how things progress as my day goes.


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It tastes good AF when you don't drink that shit on the regular.

Now I want to go to Utah to try one of Carl's pop stands.

Very well said, IMHO.
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Mountain Dew tastes better out of a bottle. Pepsi tastes better out of a can. #Fax
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gaskill15 wrote:Mountain Dew tastes better out of a bottle. Pepsi tastes better out of a can. #Fax
Coke>Pepsi
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manchild98 wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:I drank my first soda today in like 4 months (coke), it went down so god damn good like literally crack cocaine going down the eso. Now my stomach be rumbling like a mothafawka makin all kinds of noises and shit. Like a god damn thunderstorm just roaring, brewing, positioning itself for absolute eruption. My tum wasn’t ready for all that. I’ll let you guys know how things progress as my day goes.


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It tastes good AF when you don't drink that shit on the regular.

Now I want to go to Utah to try one of Carl's pop stands.
I'm sure they have lime and coconut syrup where you're at... no need to spend $200 rt for a diet coke IMHO.
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Thedictator wrote:
gaskill15 wrote:Mountain Dew tastes better out of a bottle. Pepsi tastes better out of a can. #Fax
Coke>Pepsi
Out of a bottle, I’ll give it to ya.
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gaskill15 wrote:
Thedictator wrote:
gaskill15 wrote:Mountain Dew tastes better out of a bottle. Pepsi tastes better out of a can. #Fax
Coke>Pepsi
Out of a bottle, I’ll give it to ya.

Bottle, can, fountain, black, brown, yellow, puerto rican or Haitian....coke wins across the board son.

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lettherebehouse wrote:
gaskill15 wrote:
Thedictator wrote:
Coke>Pepsi
Out of a bottle, I’ll give it to ya.

Bottle, can, fountain, black, brown, yellow, puerto rican or Haitian....coke wins across the board son.

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