Whenever I come to Anger General I know it is not for the sports talk. Most AG posters know nothing about hockey. Most see basketball, but don't know basketball. None can hold a conversation about boxing. Looking for insightful NFL discussion? Forget about it! No one here is even skilled in getting pussy or know the ways of women. Beta males at best. Its hard for a red-blooded man to survive at Anger General.
All I can do here is troll and indulge in the insecurities of weak-minded beta soy boys. Even the race-baiting trolling has become very boring and mundane.
When it comes to engaging in meaningful sports talk here at Anger General the pickings are very slim.
2019 - TOP 25 Anger General Power Rankings:
[WALL OF TEXT WARNING!] This may take a while.
** TOP TIER **
(1) @Kobeunderbite thinks he knows a thing or two about tennis. As an uncoordinated Jewish nerd, he, like Howard Cosell, never played the game or any sport for that matter but he is engrossed with Pokemon and Marvel Comic Universe. Scheduled for indictment for the Anger General Awards payola scandal (there is no way LNS can win the "Poster of the Year" award).
Totally oblivious to the needs of his newly married bride as she spends her time in bed shopping online in with her tablet while he reads comic books. He regards himself as the "Tony Stark" of Anger General. in reality his wife is really shopping for a 9" black dildo and browsing blackpeoplemeet.com. He knows the truth: The "GOAT" Arthur Ashe over "Raffa" in 3 sets. Unlike Thanos, this wimp @Kobeunderbite will be always searching for his missing stones. This is something that his wife and all Anger General posters know so well.
Never learned the meaning of: "Arbeit Macht Frei". Spoiled brat. Never had to work for anything in life. He used some of his family's Rothschild inheritance fund to have his image etched into Anger General's Mount Rushmore.
Despite all of his shortcomings (Kobe nut hugger, Pokemon nerd, Mets fan, etc.) we cannot understate his value as an Anger General sports talk contributor.
(2) @AbeVigodaLive is the only person from MN that has never played hockey and has never skated in his life. He thinks he knows NBA basketball but his knowledge is very limited. He brings sarcasm, dry wit and hubris to Anger General. Dead man walking whenever he posts about anything sports related. He regards himself as the all-knowing smart "Colin Cowherd" of Anger General. In reality he is bland like the Cheez Whiz sandwiches that he eats every day at his dead-end government job.
Like Bush, you have to let him think that he is smart. He has a penchant for authoring cornball, cheesy and somewhat worrisome narcissistic notations to self. At all times he projects himself as the all-knowing most important and authoritative member of Anger General. However in reality, truth be told, without Bush he's is nothing. Bush is his "Yang" to his "Ying". He has a false alpha male persona, most like the gal pal has him sleeping in the wet spot at night. He is good for traffic but boring as hell! Based on personality alone he would be scheduled for MCS relegation. However, as a long-standing high volume poster you gotta keep dear ol' Abe in the "TOP TIER".
(T-3) @Kingcarl24 - He thinks he can play basketball, but sadly he is merely tall, dumb and white - The "Ed Neely" of his church league or the "Lurch" of the Addams Family. At least unlike Madnessss he is good at something. He regards himself to be the pious and wholesome "Merlon Olsen" of Anger General. In reality he is merely tall, dumb and white. Not much personality. Andrew Luck is more charismatic than him. Only good for rebounding and the occasional Monday morning smile. Good Mormon man. White Entitlement at its finest.
(T-3) @lettherebehouse thinks he knows NFL football and all things Redskins. He doesn't know anything about Riggo and the Fun Bunch. He couldn't tell anyone who broke Theismann's leg. He regards himself as the "Keanu Reeves" of Anger General. In reality, with his limited sports and music knowledge, he is a just a sports wannabe faker and a jive-talking jabowockee poser. He thinks he is the pound-for-pound posting champ. Sadly, he needs Anger General more than Artman. House is extremely chatty and never short of something to say. Clever poster. Generally funny. Deviant sycophant with desperate desire to be on the top of the "Thanks List". All of his self-congratulatory praise ("phantom thanks") cannot hide the fact that he was never held as a child. Good for Friday music threads and the occasional laugh. He needs to brush up on his sports knowledge to improve his ranking.
** FRONTLINE POSTERS **
(4) @Robceltsfan thinks he knows basketball, but he like others never played the game. He only follows basketball during the playoffs and his favourite white players (Hayward, Parsons, Keith Van Horn, etc.). He fancies himself to be the "Hubie Brown" of Anger General. In reality, he is deluded to think that Hayward will finish over the 10ppg Mendoza line. Folksy "southernish" ("Mr. Haney" from Green Acres) demeanour. A little smarter than he appears. Limited sports knowledge. Good for a laugh and light political talk.
(5) @Madnessssss actually has insightful and clever hot takes. He demonstrates his sports knowledge with very sharp and sometimes witty analysis. However, like KUB, his clever self-depreciating comments barely cloak his smug "Jewey" (smarter-than-you) snide commentary of goyism and Rothschild elitism. Don't let his loser looks fool you. He is determined fellow as he progressed in business from being a lowly Topanga Pizza delivery boy to the owner of a third-rate music studio. Madnesssss views himself as the "Jim Rome" of Anger General. In reality, he is diminutive, balding, lacking in confidence and like Da Stars and Macie, if were not for his pet cat he would have no one to talk to. King of the trolls. "Chameleon" and deceptive. Great for sports talk and well-rounded conversation. Skilled "Jew" troll. Most likely to betray the Anger General. Not to be trusted.
(6) @Da Stars. claims that he hurt his hip long ago wrassling with Vern Gagne but he knows nothing about the AWA and he cannot name one wrestler from that territory. He is more interested in boarding with Artman so he can get Macie involved in Florida greyhound racing. He dreams of being the "Lou Nanne" of Anger General. The sad reality is that he'll never go back to MN. Welfare is much better in Texas.
(7) @LeBronMonsterDunk - This Mountain Dew mouth backwood hick, thinks he is a body building guru specializing in deadlifts while speaking with the eloquence of Arnold and intonation of Lou Ferrigno. Dumb as a pile of bricks, he often feels proud of himself when he gives incorrect advice to needy and desperate workout weaklings like Atti and Bush. His $2,000 high tech ergonomic chair is needed to support his failing steroids 5'6" / 260 lbs infused mass. He regards himself as the "Joe Weider" of Anger General. In reality he is just a legend in his own mind. Feigned humility at its best. Hung like a hamster and suffering from Andropause - Likely dead by the age of 45.
** UNDERSIZED - LIGHTWEIGHT POSTERS **
(T-8) @vcsgrizzfan knows nothing about the PGA, but he realizes that playing the sport will make him look more Anglo-Saxon. Short and diminutive. He has never measured up in life. He thinks he is the "Warren Buffett" of Anger General. In reality he thinks that just because he is the oldest poster at Anger General that he is the wisest. Weirdest 60 year old teenager that I have encountered. Has a 20 year old compensatory Asian girlfriend. Tries too hard to be nice. A dud when it come to sports knowledge. Easy to troll. Will say anything to fit in and appear young and hip. Needs to be relevant. West coast inferiority complex.
(T-8) @Bush4Ever35 likes MMA because he likes the thought of two sweaty men engaged in a half-mount. More interested getting oiled up and wrestling with Max. His IQ is actually 40 points lower than he thinks. He regards himself as the "Isaac Newton" of Anger General. Apparently more than an apple has fallen on his soft head. Only good for trolling and light-MMA talk.
(9) @LNS sees boxing, but he doesn't know boxing. He is a fantasist with a remarkable imagination for sports. As the "Talented Mr. Ripley" of Anger General he tries to re-invent himself as he has a desparate need for positive regard from his white collar AG posters. Working as night janitor at an Aviation company and secretly solving triangle offence formations on the Engineering blackboard he is also our "Good Will Hunting". Despite the "Matt Damon" movie references LNS looks more like a greasy version of "George Lopez". He regards himself as the "Jake La Motta" of Anger General. In reality he is not thought of as the "Raging Bull", but is generally regarded as merely a "bull-shitter". Only good for casual boxing talk. Posts in Anger General as if his life depends on it.
** OVERALL NICE GUYS **
(T-10) @gaskill15 - Another boring MidWestern poster like Abe and KingCarl. Pleasant demeanour. Seems to enjoy NCAA football, county fairs and browsing the aisles at Walmart. Often regarded as the "Forrest Gump" of Anger General. In reality, he's just "aw shucks" boring. Smarter than he looks. Pleasant to talk to.
(T-10) @PhutureDynasty - All things "Philly" this poster is knowledgeable and somewhat of a biased homer. Phuture fashions himself as the modern day "Rocky" of Anger General. In reality, after years of posting and taking abuse for his Philly teams, the Eagles 2018 Super Bowl finally allowed him to post with pride. Decent poster. Good for non-trolling sports based conversation.
** NEEDY AND ATTENTION SEEKING **
(11) @elartman1973 - 90,000 posts and still posting? Posting the same self-depreciating troll bait year after year. Need I say more? Regards himself as the "Dan Le Batard" of Anger General. In reality, Artman is a combination of Bartolo Colon and a poor man's version of LeRoy Neiman. Sorry Artman, amateur graffiti artists that try to be authentic cool taggers never get paid. Artman has fanciful dreams of painting the Sistine Chapel but knows in his heart that he is barely talented enough to apply primer coats to the aging Disney Space Mountain or Trump's new border wall. Often brags about how little he has to work and how often he gets stoned-> Based on his behaviour he too will become a 60 year old teenager like vcrjizzfan. Only, I don't think that at the age of 60 that Artman or any other AG poster for that matter, will be as rich and successful as our dear Mario. Magic homer. Laker hater. Posting machine. However, most posts are not sports related. 90,000+ posts of Rope-A-doping with AG posters taking potshots at his mundane life. He loves it all and Anger General loves him in return. The Anger General abuse must somehow bring satisfaction to his life. Very strange dude. Very strange indeed!
(12) @Chooch - Like Phuture he is generally a homer when it comes to sports talk. He fashions himself to be the "Chef Ramsey" of Anger General. In reality his culinary skills are horrendous and none of the pics of his meals look better than Artman's Cuban food. "Leoss-level" troll. Almost as annoying. However, he does have some sports knowledge.
(13) @Max.'s passion for Roman-Greco wrestling is just a cover for his homoerotic fantasies of sweaty pugilistic man-on-man grappling. Nothing brings about an instant precum stain on his wrestling singlet like the thoughts of him getting Bush (the avid wrestler) or Dagger (one that likes to be man-handled) in a stand-up full nelson. He regards himself as the "Channing Tatum - Foxcatcher" of Anger General. Sadly, he is more a pathetic diminutive "Rudy" with bizarre dreams of becoming an All State champion. The only pin he will realize is with Dagger after a few IPAs and some chicken wings. Knows nothing about anything but wrestling. Adds little value to Anger General.
** POSTING FROM THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY **
(14) @vegasfraud believes he is the "Sam 'Ace' Rothstein" (Robert De Nero in Casino) of Anger General. In reality he like vcrjizzfan (Mario) needs to pretend that he has more money than you. He does have some sports knowledge. However, he is more focused on giving betting advice and photoshopping winning DraftKings betting slips to impress his fellow posters.
(15) @CleveTown™ is another fake brother in Christ like Atti. When you get to know him you realize that he does know that much about sports in general. Fancies himself to be an international man of intrigue. In reality he cannot return to the U.S. because he jumped bail on his meth related sentencing. Just like Da Stars: "Sorry son, you can't go home". Overseas poster. Disconnected from North America. 12 hours ahead of the East Coast and 5 years behind in terms of sports knowledge.
** AFFIRMATIVE ACTION PLACEMENTS **
(16) @Y2K - Lonely timid black man posting at Anger General. Need I say more? Secretly regards himself as the "Stephen A." of Anger General. Sadly, in reality, he is just a lonely timid black man posting at Anger General. As a black poster in a thread just like a black actor in a movie he is the first to be killed. Harmless. Zero personality. Folksy like RobCeltsFan. Lurking in the shadows like TheSaboteur he post now and then to to maintain his Administrator privileges. Say "Hi" to him when you see him. He needs the attention.
(17) @Dagger thinks "curling" is something that you do with hair rather than it being a sport. Financial analytics are his cover for his social awkwardness. He regards himself as the "John Maynard Keynes" of Anger General. In reality his point of equilibrium is not defined by "supply" and "demand" but more by the inordinate amount estrogen relative to testosterone in his body. Combination of MSNBC's "Jim Cramer" (Mad Money) and "Perez Hilton". Good for discussions ranging from the bond market to Jennifer Aniston. He is more interested in dancing with naked men at Gay Pride than analyzing the failures of his beloved Timberwolves. Mandated LGBTQ2S quota participant.
(18) @denali4eva - Docile Southern black woman posting at Anger General. Need I say more? Regards herself as the "Aretha Franklin" of Anger General. In reality she will never get any "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" from her fellow white AG posters. AG concubine. Only good for a morning "hello".
** THE DEPRAVED AND DERANGED **
(19) @AtiliusRegulus - One would think that @AtiliusRegulus would be disappointed with his #19 ranking. However, much to our chagrin and to his delight, he realizes that with this strategic placement that when he looks up he can conveniently peer "up-skirt" at poster #18 @denali4eva. @AtiliusRegulus knows little about kettle bell training but he buys neoprene outfits to gain the attention of others at the gym. One day he will find the courage to ask one of the sexy Latina co-workers out for a coffee. Until then, he is resigned to upskirt pics on the "J" train. He regards himself as the "The Young Pope - Jude Law" of Anger General. In reality he is a sad and confused incarnation of "Dr. Shockley". We all suspect that his wife is non-white. He masks his self-loathing with pro-white Calvinist bullshit. Weak beta male. No sports knowledge. Good for self-indulgent babbling on religion, history and burning libruhl white wimmin with fire.
(20) @zombiesonics is a race-baiting fool. Just another white beta poster trying to be cool. Regards himself to be the "Jimmy Fallon" of Anger General. In reality he is just like House - a poser, someone that pretends to be cool. Very weak sports knowledge. Overall waste of time.
(21) @Olaf - This diminutive Pinoy thug has a penchant for uttering threats towards those that frustrate his fragile psyche. He regards himself as the "Joe Pesci" of Anger General. While he dreams of being a member of the President Duterte execution squad, in reality, rather than being in nursing school he most likely just sells sunglasses and cigarettes on the streets of Manilla.
** SCHEDULED FOR MCS RELEGATION **
(22) @TheSaboteur. Hmmm. This is a tough one. He just lurks from overseas. I think he likes futbol, perhaps Polo or even e-sports. Very mysterious. Doesn't say much. Not very manly -> "Dagger" like qualities. Qu'aimez-vous faire, mon ami? He regards himself as the "Jean Claude Van Damme" of Anger General. However, in reality he is the "Mr. Bean" of Anger General.
(23) @Somberbostonian acts like a yuppie Premier League futbol snob, but even when he fakes British accent, he too proves that he knows nothing about the sport. Doesn't post enough.
(24) @Kevin knows little about MLB baseball and he like KUB has never played the game. Fancies himself as the "Tim Kurkjian" of Anger General. In reality, like KUB, he know little about baseball. He is a non-factor. TheSaboteur 2.0.
** SCHEDULED FOR HOMELAND SECURITY DEPORTATION **
(25) @UNC MJ FAN. (AKA Leoss) - "3X - AG WPOY". Dumb, unimaginative, pothead. Need I say more? Regards himself as "James Bond" of Anger General. In reality he is our resident "Ali G" cum "Jihad Johnny". Most annoying poster. Never gets the hint. As surprising displays of low self-esteem and resignation, Leoss, the Arab, is often seen pandering to the whims of the Jew KUB. His fraternizing with his natural born enemy (KUB the Jew) for acceptance is a clear cry for help from this weak soul. There is no hope for Leoss. Dumb, unimaginative, pothead. "3X - AG WPOY". Widely held belief that the U.N. workers never showed Leoss any love when he was a little boy living in the U.N. refugee camp for orphans. Obsessed with Lakers Nation certification, as a DACA dreamer he should really focus on going through the U.S. naturalization process. He's like herpes, he keeps on coming back. Deportation may be the final solution. However, relegation (demotion) to MCS is more likely.
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