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by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:02 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: What did I miss?
Replies: 44
Views: 793

Re: What did I miss?

its so pathetic, even i can barely bring myself to troll him about it. Unless I'm missing some serious "nuance"... pathetic does seem like a good word to describe it. Of course you are. I gave you the cliff notes at best. But regardless… you’re coming across like you have abandonment issu...
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:00 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: What did I miss?
Replies: 44
Views: 793

Re: What did I miss?

Robceltsfan wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 5:56 pm You missed Sadmess's house appreciating in value 800% in 5 years.

WoW!!!
So slightly less than his business?

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by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 5:58 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: I'm Ron Burgundy?
Replies: 11
Views: 232

Re: I'm Ron Burgundy?

Speaking of Bob Dole, remember how he was mocked endlessly for how old he was when he ran for President in 1996? He was 72 years old at the time. Joe Biden was 6 years older than that when he ran. lol. But it's not just Biden. He's just the oldest of the bunch. Trump is 75. Hilary is 74. Bernie San...
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 5:55 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: What did I miss?
Replies: 44
Views: 793

Re: What did I miss?

Basically TLDR version. •Wifey and kids moved to Idaho because she hated it in SoCal and missed her family. •We were having issues anyway so I stayed solo. •Decided to rent out a room of my house to a hot younger broad. •Wifey found out I was messing around with her and… convinced me to come to Ida...
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 5:44 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: What did I miss?
Replies: 44
Views: 793

Re: What did I miss?

Gotta say... I was hoping for more.

You guys make this place sound boring.
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 5:07 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Wolves fans chanting “Rachel Nichols” at Jimmy Buckets
Replies: 3
Views: 113

Re: Wolves fans chanting “Rachel Nichols” at Jimmy Buckets

Numbers might be off but the Wolves were 40-29 when Jimmy played for them. 40 - 29 with Towns and Butler is pretty good. Shockingly... Towns and Russell aren't terrible together. They're 24 - 19 when both play. Unfortunately, one of them has been hurt so often. The record with only one of them out ...
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 5:05 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: What did I miss?
Replies: 44
Views: 793

Re: What did I miss?

So a guy runs to Idaho instead of banging a young comely coed. Ummm... ok. Basically TLDR version. •Wifey and kids moved to Idaho because she hated it in SoCal and missed her family. •We were having issues anyway so I stayed solo. •Decided to rent out a room of my house to a hot younger broad. •Wif...
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 4:37 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: What did I miss?
Replies: 44
Views: 793

Re: What did I miss?

So a guy runs to Idaho instead of banging a young comely coed.

Ummm... ok.
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 4:32 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: What did I miss?
Replies: 44
Views: 793

Re: What did I miss?

Why would anybody move to Idaho? Seems like a misplay.
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 4:31 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Abe we need your State of the Timberwolves Report, plz
Replies: 1
Views: 79

Re: Abe we need your State of the Timberwolves Report, plz

The team takes the 2nd most three pointers in the league. Only two of players shoot above the league average on three pointers. - The Center. And the backup Center. Timberwolves basketball!!! [Note: The team has gone through the easy part of its schedule. And is battling injuries as it hits a long s...
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 4:21 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: What did I miss?
Replies: 44
Views: 793

What did I miss?

- So I've learned Artism is still fat and struggling with his condition.
- House is leaning into the Asian thing.
- Rob is still desperate.
- Hawks' wife makes good dough.
- Anything else?
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 4:14 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Female swimming records getting destroyed by an athletic specemin!
Replies: 17
Views: 310

Re: Female swimming records getting destroyed by an athletic specemin!

Was Will Thomas (the man) a lousy swimmer? He's STILL not the fastest female swimmer. Northeastern schools suck ass with events you might align with summer activities. Who would join a swim team in cold ass Philadelphia, much less anywhere else in the Ivy League? Reduced tuition to an Ivy League sc...
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 3:49 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Female swimming records getting destroyed by an athletic specemin!
Replies: 17
Views: 310

Re: Female swimming records getting destroyed by an athletic specemin!

Was Will Thomas (the man) a lousy swimmer?

He's STILL not the fastest female swimmer.
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:37 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: I’m finna straight Zionhandle this lunch broskis
Replies: 14
Views: 223

Re: I’m finna straight Zionhandle this lunch broskis

Eating that meal with chopsticks seems like a pretentious or try-hard move.

Forks are wonderful tools.



[Note: The grain on that table looks sorta fake.]
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 12:54 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Lost out on an offer on a house today.
Replies: 108
Views: 1756

Re: Lost out on an offer on a house today.

Top 7 posters I missed at AG:

Karl
Grizz
That Philly guy
Havs
LNS
Hawks
Stars
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 12:49 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Lost out on an offer on a house today.
Replies: 108
Views: 1756

Re: Lost out on an offer on a house today.

zombiesonics wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:59 am Abe to AngerGeneral:

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by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:27 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Lost out on an offer on a house today.
Replies: 108
Views: 1756

Re: Lost out on an offer on a house today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cuZbe6TGpw - I'd pay $130 if that's a Honeycrisp apple. - Boxers are awesome. But the cancer scare is legit. Lost two of them now. The last one was given 2 months to live in July... of 2020. She made it to November, 2021. I now own a new puppy. Puppies are too much ...
by AbeVigodaLive
Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:25 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Buster Posey: Not a hall of famer
Replies: 22
Views: 506

Re: Buster Posey: Not a hall of famer

If Posey gets in... maybe others deserve to get in, too...

.302 BA
.372 OBP
.831 OPS
44.9 WAR
1,500 Hits
158 HR
729 RBI
1 MVP
4 SS
1 Gold Gove
- Retired at 34
Vs.

.306 BA
.388 OBP
.827 OPS
55.2 WAR
2,123 Hits
143 HR
923 RBI
1 MVP
4 SS
3 Gold Glove
- Retired at 35
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:55 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Is Aaron Gordon worth $23mm a year?
Replies: 10
Views: 255

Re: Is Aaron Gordon worth $23mm a year?

Isn’t simply being a starter these days gets you 23 mill a year? Sorta. Gordon is coming off a $19M per season deal. And he was traded pretty easily with it. Is an extra $4M going to be that much worse? He'll be about the 50th highest paid player when the contract begins next season if it's equally...
by AbeVigodaLive
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:58 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: AI predicts AG posters' IQs
Replies: 40
Views: 1037

Re: AI predicts AG posters' IQs

I'm smarter than Bush4Ever. But slightly behind Bush4Ever

Ok. Just happy to see me above that Havlicek guy. That guy is a fucking idiot.