Search found 55280 matches

by AbeVigodaLive
Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:10 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: this is a disgusting and distrubing event in Denmark
Replies: 29
Views: 20746

Re: this is a disgusting and distrubing event in Denmark

AtiliusRegulus wrote:has anyone ever ate whale or dolphins?


I find both chewier and less flavorful than clubbed baby seal.
by AbeVigodaLive
Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:04 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Kids New Trend: Snorting Smarties. Thank God I Live in Korea
Replies: 11
Views: 558

Re: Kids New Trend: Snorting Smarties. Thank God I Live in K

I must have been a more naive... and even dumber child.

I tried to smash Smarties into dust as a kid, so I could use it to make Smarties Kool-Aid.

It didn't work. My older sister laughed at me. I deserved it.
by AbeVigodaLive
Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:08 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: this is a disgusting and distrubing event in Denmark
Replies: 29
Views: 20746

Re: this is a disgusting and distrubing event in Denmark

Never trust the Danes.




[Note: I have a Danish surname.]
by AbeVigodaLive
Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:43 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: I just kinda called in sick to work...but Im not really sick
Replies: 20
Views: 810

Re: I just kinda called in sick to work...but Im not really

It's almost like you want us to rip you for calling in sick... since you've tried the same thing before.

Hmmmm...

Congratulations on having a day off. I'm proud of you. You've worked hard for the man for 20+ years and should get little perks like this. Good job.
by AbeVigodaLive
Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:39 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: for all you 9 to 5ers, The Health Hazards of sitting...
Replies: 36
Views: 986

Re: for all you 9 to 5ers, The Health Hazards of sitting...

Everybody knows you're just begging, pleading for somebody to post it... so, I'll throw you a bone and get the ball rolling... http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/health-topics/topics/obe/risks.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; [Note: Feel free to post the fish on a hook phot...
by AbeVigodaLive
Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:45 am
Forum: General Board
Topic: Rudy Gay 41pts on...get ready for this...
Replies: 2
Views: 260

Re: Rudy Gay 41pts on...get ready for this...

Isn't he shooting over 50% in Sacramento?
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:04 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women
Replies: 90
Views: 3419

Re: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many wome

It is infinitely cooler to spill beer all over yourself.. than actually working out and working into a sweat.

Duh.
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:38 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Chancie. Artman. Here.
Replies: 31
Views: 816

Re: Chancie. Artman. Here.

Just need Vern and airmen now. I'm interested to see how Chancie and Artman match up. Obviously, Chancie is smarter. But Artman is so dedicated to his craft. Which one breaks first. Personally, I don't think modern-day Chancie cares enough to make it a long, drawn out battle. But you never know... ...
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:35 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Chancie. Artman. Here.
Replies: 31
Views: 816

Chancie. Artman. Here.

2006 meet 2014.

Begin!
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:34 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women
Replies: 90
Views: 3419

Re: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many wome

Its a figure of speach...i always get my steaks the day of...choice cut direct from the butcher and not at the basic grocery either "There are always steaks in my freezer ..." Meh. Yes..i specifically wrote that thinking of Val Kilmers saying "not enough steaks in the freezer" t...
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:29 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women
Replies: 90
Views: 3419

Re: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many wome

There are always steaks in my freezer and chicken breasts and pork chops, High end Vodka and other items...my fridge is decked out as well...every condiment..multiple fruit juices and lemonade, cheeses multiple veggies and fruits ..im always stocked..all my cupburds are loaded as well... Lol at los...
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:26 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women
Replies: 90
Views: 3419

Re: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many wome

Everybody has their own preference.

But I'm with Brian on this one. I'd rather have my girl cook for me than hope for an opportunity to cook for some random woman to come over.
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:25 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: here is a picture I took of some garbage today, thoughts?
Replies: 41
Views: 1128

Re: here is a picture I took of some garbage today, thoughts

Don't lie. You don't just take pictures of food in front of you like that of somebody elses food. You clearly eat greasy fat foods. Move along rookie. So posting someone elses picture means i eat greasy food? Lol at my thouroughly destroying you all day..please inform me where the in n out is in or...
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:20 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: here is a picture I took of some garbage today, thoughts?
Replies: 41
Views: 1128

Re: here is a picture I took of some garbage today, thoughts

Arty, no need for the toilet photos.

Thanks.
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:14 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women
Replies: 90
Views: 3419

Re: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many wome

There are always steaks in my freezer and chicken breasts and pork chops, High end Vodka and other items...my fridge is decked out as well...every condiment..multiple fruit juices and lemonade, cheeses multiple veggies and fruits ..im always stocked..all my cupburds are loaded as well... Lol at los...
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:13 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: here is a picture I took of some garbage today, thoughts?
Replies: 41
Views: 1128

Re: here is a picture I took of some garbage today, thoughts

kobeunderbite wrote:So Artman does eat an in n out?

Hilarious, what a liar!

No he doesn't. don't be so stupidmorn.
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:06 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Bruce Jenner trans update
Replies: 3
Views: 510

Re: Bruce Jenner trans update

Is that the putter Dr. V designed?
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:05 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women
Replies: 90
Views: 3419

Re: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many wome

Brian wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
Brian wrote: Chancie. I go by my first name now because she died.

Stop lying.

Brian is my secondary username.
Haha. Why am I posting to myself....probably.

Trying to be all meta and deep. But it's not working.

Just give it up Abe.
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:02 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women
Replies: 90
Views: 3419

Re: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many wome

Brian wrote:
NotAgain wrote:
Brian wrote:Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many (fat) women....probably.

This is Abe...probably
Chancie. I go by my first name now because she died.

Stop lying.

Brian is my secondary username.
by AbeVigodaLive
Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:24 pm
Forum: General Board
Topic: Hmmmmmm...
Replies: 14
Views: 983

Re: Hmmmmmm...

I hated it at first, but now I love it. Thank you. I make really good threads. Obviously. I can't help it if they are simply too clever for those of lesser intelligence or with a subpar sense of humor. LOOK HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER... I GOT YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' SPIEL DOWN, YOUR BACKGROUND CHECK--FUCK WH...