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This shitpost got 14.7k+ upvotes on Reddit. Why Lebron James should come to the Orlando Magic: A last plea. Dear Mr. Bron, Look bitch, I'm gonna cut it straight. I don't have a fancy pitch like the rest of these teams. I'm just gonna be real. We're desperate dude. The troops are low on morale and I ...

Ouch. Dyke Whoredone's era getting disassembled brick by brick.

Argentina goes up 1-0. Messi scores on a nicely-weighted pass from Banega.

Best part is the networks contracted to air the games can get away with it since they’re all required to use the same world feed that FIFA provides. Feminazis can't jump on Fox or Telemundo like they would if this happened in other sports. I notice they didn’t show any curvy Korean wimmins with big ...

MLB lets players have a certain number of at-bats/innings pitched and still be classified as a rookie the following year. You have redshirt freshmen in the NCAA. There are “first year player” equivalents in other sports that are more quirky than this. The definition of NBA “rookie” could get real bl...

Just add up all the video games, spin-off titles and merchandise/toys they’ve produced and sold over the last 20+ years and it’s not surprising they dominate the retail category. That's some staying power for something people thought would fizzle out in the early 2000s. Will soar even higher when th...

Three of the top six are South American countries and they didn't even have Colombia on the list. There's a reason why the World Cup TV cameras pick out the South American thick mamis at a higher rate than Korean wimmins.

2-1 Senegal. Japan created some decent chances that they couldn't finish off, and now Senegal makes them pay for it.

Harry Kane really about to win the tournment golden boot thanks to two penalties and a shot deflecting off his heel against Panama.

Kroos free kick saves Germany. After being 45 min away from elimination and needing to play a man down for the final 10. Even with 6 points going into the last group game, Mexico still hasn't clinched a knockout round spot yet.

Amazing shot by Son, but too little too late. Korea just about officially going home.

21 fouls, 4 yellow cards for Korea
6 fouls, 0 yellow cards for Mexico

Korea giving Mexico a dose of the same goon tactics they usually resort to when they're frustrated and losing.

2-0 as Mexico hits them on the break. Sensed it was coming.

Lozano threw his body at the ball to stop that shot. Would have been 1-0 Korea. Mexico winning possession but Korea getting some good looks on these counters.

Dangerously close to 5-1 Belgium. Still pretty early but they’re the only favorite that has looked convincing. Might be against weaker opponents, but other elite teams have struggled against teams of this caliber. Korea vs the Illegals coming up soon! There's no way we beat Mexico though, it'll be a...

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TheSaboteur wrote:Do these teams hate each other or not?

Xhaka, Shaqiri and a few other Swiss players were either born in Kosovo or have family ties there, so facing Serbia is definitely personal for them. Now imagine if Serbia and Croatia meet in the knockout stage.

Decent, open pace to Serbia-Switzerland so far. Both teams know they need to go for 3 points, with Brazil likely locking up the other group stage spot.

Jay Z is the president of Puma basketball. They’ve been making some ambitious signings. Puma can’t compete with Nike for established names but they can take a chance on rookies and sell them the possibility of being the face of an upstart brand, as opposed to just another name on Nike’s roster. Ther...

Costa Rica went full CONCACAF on Brazil. All the physical play clearly rattled them. Opponents will continue to bully Neymar the rest of the tournament.